How to win the Internet.

[Panl]

I was wondering if anyone could give me any tips on how to win the Internet. It would be very much appreciated.

[Abyssus]

Go to the main menu and hold start, then press tringle, circle, Square really quickly and you should unlock invincibility and a flame suit.

[packerman]

Give me 1 billion dollars and you shall have the INTERNET!!!

[mingandasa]

get caught in traffic.

[MidgetHobo]

Rape it into submission.

[QuingFang]

Down, up x2, right, left x2, A, B, X, Y, A x2, hold start, R, and L at the same time then press enter. This should give you full access to the internet.

Or destroy your computer. Whichever works.

[Aivi]

Pour water in your hardrive.

[Yhtomit]

Assassinate GWB and brag about it on ever forum you can find.

[firemario1]

To win the Internet, you must feed it. I suggest you put bologna in your disk drive and cheese in your floppy disk drive (if you have one). Also, open up the monitor and place 2 slices of bread inside, and put mustard all over your keyboard. Then your computer will automatically make itself a bologna and cheese sammich, and it will eat it. Then, open up your E-Mail and a messade will pop up and say:

CONGRATULATIONS! You have won the internet.

[Jewmanji]

Die.

[Grind]

Ok go to and webpage and click Alt F4 and you'll win.

[The-evil-bucket]

You must first enter the "shoot through walls" cheat.

[Fowles]

You have to coax it down from the tree.

[The-Laugher-Of-Lor]

You have to press and hold alt+f4 to win.

Trust me on this.

[Panl]

At 4/21/07 09:00 AM, The-Laugher-Of-Lor wrote: You have to press and hold alt+f4 to win.

Trust me on this.

Nothing happens. D:

[Aivi]

Press alt+f4 everytime you load up the BBS.

[skatin-andy]

to win go here, it is as simple as that.

[Panl]

At 4/21/07 09:03 AM, skatin-andy wrote: to win go here, it is as simple as that.

That looks so epically beautiful.

[Kuro]

Okay, here's what you do.

Think of something totally unfunny, right? Like, if you said it to your friends, they wouldn't laugh.

Okay, now convince everyone on the internet that it is actually funny.

Extremely so.

Once you do this, you will have won the internet.

[bobbyjoe77]

youll have to beat me! the current owner of the internet! HAHAHAHAHA!
many have tried... none have succeeded...

[hippikonAoM]

At 4/21/07 09:20 AM, bobbyjoe77 wrote: youll have to beat me! the current owner of the internet! HAHAHAHAHA!
many have tried... none have succeeded...

ok...
*bolts him,he dies*
*gives internet to topic creator*

[Sexylegs]

You must first unlock the dragon within you, young topic starter......

Hint, it's Up, Up, Down, Left, Square, Triangle, Circle, Cirlce, L1 L2 R1 R2 (together). Do it at the start menu.