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SmokeThePeanut
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Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:07 AM Reply

Submit Ur Funny Raps and Poems Here!! Heres My Poem/Rap:
Why Oh Why

Why Oh Why Did She Do This,
Why Oh Why Did She Choose.
Why Oh Why Was She The Person,
Who Physically Took My Shoes.

;] Now Its Ur Turn!

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:11 AM Reply

roses are red... something

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:17 AM Reply

At 4/21/07 05:11 AM, Robo-Jesus wrote: roses are red... something

lol

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:20 AM Reply

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE, GET OUT OF MY GARDEN ASSHOLE.

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:20 AM Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Piggies go oink
And cowies go moo!


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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:22 AM Reply

At 4/21/07 05:20 AM, tribalfusion-X wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Piggies go oink
And cowies go moo!

lol

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:23 AM Reply

Roses are red.....like the blood that flows from million of innocent children
Violets are blue........like the color of a small child's face when i choke them
I love killing innocent people......
FGSFDS


Eeeyup~

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:24 AM Reply

At 4/21/07 05:20 AM, tribalfusion-X wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Piggies go oink
And cowies go moo!

7/10 in The Fun-o-Meter

lol Fun-o-Meter
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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:24 AM Reply

Billy and Mandy,
sittin' in a tree.
F-U-C-K-I-N-G!

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:24 AM Reply

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
So is my penis for some reason.

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:24 AM Reply

What the hell
Are you gonna stop touching my bell?
Never have I seen such madness
Kings and Queens would call it badness
Everybody clap your hands together
Really lets go jerkin forever

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:26 AM Reply

At 4/21/07 05:23 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Roses are red.....like the blood that flows from million of innocent children
Violets are blue........like the color of a small child's face when i choke them
I love killing innocent people......
FGSFDS

Oh a Metaphor! Nice.

For all u noobs a Metaphor is a poem written with no "like" or "as" in them
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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:27 AM Reply

At 4/21/07 05:26 AM, SmokeThePeanut wrote: For all u noobs a Metaphor is a poem written with no "like" or "as" in them

So, technically mine was a metaphor? Clearly it was not.

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:27 AM Reply

At 4/21/07 05:26 AM, SmokeThePeanut wrote:
At 4/21/07 05:23 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Roses are red.....like the blood that flows from million of innocent children
Violets are blue........like the color of a small child's face when i choke them
I love killing innocent people......
FGSFDS
Oh a Metaphor! Nice.

For all u noobs a Metaphor is a poem written with no "like" or "as" in them

*rolls eyes*

In literary use, a metaphor (from the Greek: metapherin rhetorical trope) is defined as an indirect comparison between two or more seemingly unrelated subjects that typically uses "is a" to join the first subjects for example: "The moon is a ghostly galleon". A metaphor is commonly confused with a simile, which compares two subjects using "like" or "as". An example of a simile: "He was as sly as a fox." In the simplest case, a metaphor takes the form: "The [first subject] is a [second subject]." More generally, a metaphor casts a first subject as being or equal to a second subject in some way. Thus, the first subject can be economically described because implicit and explicit attributes from the second subject are used to enhance the description of the first. This device is known for usage in literature, especially in poetry, where with few words, emotions and associations from one context are associated with objects and entities in a different context.

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:27 AM Reply

funny, i see the word like in there a few times

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:30 AM Reply

At 4/21/07 05:26 AM, SmokeThePeanut wrote:

For all u noobs a Metaphor is a poem written with no "like" or "as" in them

A poem on Metaphors:

Metaphors are like......
Wait i can't use like....
FUCK I JUST SAID LIKE AGAIN!
WTF AGRNYFAIC >:(


Eeeyup~

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 21st, 2007 @ 05:31 AM Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you

Aww.. :)

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 27th, 2007 @ 03:15 AM Reply

At 4/21/07 05:27 AM, Robo-Jesus wrote: funny, i see the word like in there a few times

sorry i realise that now i apologise

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 27th, 2007 @ 03:16 AM Reply

At 4/21/07 05:30 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote:
At 4/21/07 05:26 AM, SmokeThePeanut wrote:

For all u noobs a Metaphor is a poem written with no "like" or "as" in them
A poem on Metaphors:

Metaphors are like......
Wait i can't use like....
FUCK I JUST SAID LIKE AGAIN!
WTF AGRNYFAIC >:(

Hehe thats well good 9/10 in the Fun-o-Meter

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 27th, 2007 @ 03:21 AM Reply

I walked to McDonald's,
Saw Santa screwin' his poodles.
Jack Daniels from his hip,
And a joint of weed,
Made my day with santa alive.


"self-righteousness can lead to being an asshole"

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 27th, 2007 @ 03:41 AM Reply

At 4/21/07 05:07 AM, SmokeThePeanut wrote: Submit Ur Funny Raps and Poems Here!!

for something real funny look in the mirror sonny,
you're dressed all bummy, chubby-cheeked and pudgy /
lookin kinda fugly, has a donut ever gotten past you?
fuck smokin a peanut, i'd rather blaze a cashew /
i'd ask you about roses and violets but why should i?
you're too busy followin your nose and eyelids for a good pie

sorry bud.

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 27th, 2007 @ 03:44 AM Reply

Why Oh Why is this thread exsistant?
Why Oh Why is it here?
Why Oh Why must I read this garbage?
Who's author is a f*cking queer?

lol owned.


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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 27th, 2007 @ 04:04 AM Reply

Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
EVERYTHING IS FUCKING GREY, IM COLORBLIND YOU SHITHEAD.


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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 27th, 2007 @ 04:08 AM Reply

none of you are funny, your rhymes are fucking crummy,
i'd gladly pay good money to see yall get struck by a humvee.


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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 27th, 2007 @ 04:25 AM Reply

At 4/27/07 04:08 AM, StephanosGnomon wrote: none of you are funny, your rhymes are fucking crummy,
i'd gladly pay good money to see yall get struck by a humvee.

Sad to see a homie wasted,
made fun of cuz' he's a bastard.
Shit i'll pay you with my mastercard,
bend over and lets get started.


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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 27th, 2007 @ 04:35 AM Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you


I want to know everything. I want to go everywhere. I want to fuck everyone in the world. I want to do something that matters.

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Response to Funny Poems/Raps Apr. 27th, 2007 @ 05:25 AM Reply

Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on her tuffet.
And what a big tuffet she had!
If you're feeling insecure,
Just sit next to her!
And then you won't feel so bad!

Thank you.


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