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At 5/7/07 06:30 PM, Jonas wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=68 9925&page=7
I like FlashesofBrilliance creepy Italian guy, the nose and mustache especially.

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At 5/7/07 06:30 PM, Jonas wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=68 9925&page=7
I like FlashesofBrilliance creepy Italian guy, the nose and mustache especially.

Jonas- your flash ran out of memory...?
were you drawing it REALLY big? or does your computer just suck?

At 5/7/07 08:30 PM, Afro-Ninja wrote:

Jonas- your flash ran out of memory...?
were you drawing it REALLY big? or does your computer just suck?

My computer sucks. I'm hoping to upgrade it eventually. EVENTUALLY. Gotta get that stupid webcomic up first.

Sorry, but I didn't have any spare yen.

wow are there even 5 good ones? i remember only 2 being any good, and this thread has given me more eye assualt than anything on newgrounds so im pretty scared to go back and check.

At 5/8/07 02:14 PM, Bug wrote: wow are there even 5 good ones? i remember only 2 being any good, and this thread has given me more eye assualt than anything on newgrounds so im pretty scared to go back and check.

No, theres some really good ones.

At 5/8/07 02:14 PM, Bug wrote: wow are there even 5 good ones? i remember only 2 being any good, and this thread has given me more eye assualt than anything on newgrounds so im pretty scared to go back and check.

YEAH NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE BUT THIS THREAD WAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE. FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR WASTING MY TIME, I HOPE YOU ALL DIE, AND PICKING WINNERS IS GOING TO BE A SERIOUS BURDEN. IF I WANTED TO DIG THROUGH A DUMPSTER I'D WALK OUTSIDE AND DO JUST THAT, BUT I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE. IF I WAS RYU/KEN/AKUMA I WOULD HADOKEN THE FUCK OUT OF 80% OF YOU FOR FAILING SO HARD. QUIT FAILING SO HARD. THIS CONTEST WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY SIMPLE. WE THOUGHT IT WAS FAILURE PROOF. WE THOUGHT BY GIVING THE NON-ARTISTIC TYPES A CHANCE TO WIN BY IDEAS ALONE WAS A SWELL IDEA BUT EVEN YOU GUYS FUCKED UP SOMEHOW. IN THE FUTURE WE'LL TRY NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE THE OVERALL STUPIDITY OF THE MEMBERBASE AND DO SOMETHING FAR SIMPLER, YOU UNCREATIVE FUCKJOB ASSHOLES. THANKS FOR RUINING MY MONTH. YES, ALL OF YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY MADE ME WANT TO HANG MYSELF NUMEROUS TIMES OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS. THANKS FOR THAT.

ALL OF YOU SHOULD GO HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME. I FULLY EXPECT THIS SORT OF MEGA-FAILURE FROM BLACK PEOPLE, BUT NOT MY OWN FAMILY. I HOPE YOU ALL GET LOTS OF PAINFUL CANCER AND SLOWLY DETERIORATE OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS.

This... is NG.

this is mah vending machine its a dick with a mouth Lol

Wow Stamper, that was pretty Harsh......i mean, some of them were poor, but some were very well done....i don´t think the thread has been a failure....and to bring you to the brink of hanging yourself? O_o

So when are you guys annoncing winners?

At 5/8/07 03:58 PM, Stamper wrote:

At 5/8/07 02:14 PM, Bug wrote: wow are there even 5 good ones? i remember only 2 being any good, and this thread has given me more eye assualt than anything on newgrounds so im pretty scared to go back and check.

YEAH NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE BUT THIS THREAD WAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE.

I WOULD HAVE ENTERED AND MESSATSU GOHADOKENED YOU ALL BUT WHY WASTE MY FUCKING TIME. I'M AKUMA.

P.S. I ONCE FOUGHT A BLACK AND HE WAS ACTUALLY WAY BETTER THAN I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE. HE THREW A BASKET BALL AT MY HEAD THEN IMMEDIATELY DASHED IN AND LEG SWEEPED THE FUCK OUT OF ME. WELL..THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. SUFFICE TO SAY I SUPER HELL DEMON MURDERED HIM.

THE END.

At 5/8/07 03:58 PM, Stamper wrote:

At 5/8/07 02:14 PM, Bug wrote:

BOLD CAPS

Stamper, you silly cock. That's against the rulzzzz.

At 5/8/07 04:07 PM, Akuma wrote:

At 5/8/07 03:58 PM, Stamper wrote:

At 5/8/07 02:14 PM, Bug wrote: wow are there even 5 good ones? i remember only 2 being any good, and this thread has given me more eye assualt than anything on newgrounds so im pretty scared to go back and check.

YEAH NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE BUT THIS THREAD WAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE.

I WOULD HAVE ENTERED AND MESSATSU GOHADOKENED YOU ALL BUT WHY WASTE MY FUCKING TIME. I'M AKUMA.

P.S. I ONCE FOUGHT A BLACK AND HE WAS ACTUALLY WAY BETTER THAN I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE. HE THREW A BASKET BALL AT MY HEAD THEN IMMEDIATELY DASHED IN AND LEG SWEEPED THE FUCK OUT OF ME. WELL..THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. SUFFICE TO SAY I SUPER HELL DEMON MURDERED HIM.

THE END.

AND EVERYONE THINKS I HAVE BIG BEAUITUFL HAIR FOR LOOKS? HA IT INTERCEPTS ALL BASKETBALLS/AIR HADOKENS LEAVING ME FREE TO PARRY THE FUCK OUT OF ANYTHING.

ANYWAYS I DON'T WANT TO START AN ARGUMENT RIGHT NOW WHEN WE SHOULD BE JOINING FORCES TO COMBAT THESE FAILURE USERS.

P.S. REMY IS NOT MY SON, FOR THE RECORD SO STOP SPREADING RUMORS YOU DOUCHES

LT. GUILE OVER AND OUT

At 5/8/07 03:58 PM, Stamper wrote:

At 5/8/07 02:14 PM, Bug wrote: wow are there even 5 good ones? i remember only 2 being any good, and this thread has given me more eye assualt than anything on newgrounds so im pretty scared to go back and check.

YEAH

Hey Stamper how abouy you give the money to WPS then, who actually made something interesting and funny.

OR MAYBE LETS NOT I MEAN LETS GO FOR THE ONES CLOSEST TO INTERNET MEMES.

ITS A PRETTY DAMM SHAME NO INTERNET JOKES WERE SUBMITTED THIS TIME LIKE LAST TIME WITH TUB GIRL HUH, I MEAN THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY. I WAS LAUGHING ALL NIGHT AT THAT ON.

BUT WAIT I SAW FIVE PENIS VENDING MACHINES THEY SHOULD DO.

I hope NEXT TIME EVERYONE CAN THINK UP SOMETHING CREATIVE FOR THE COMPETITION
LIKE SHOOP DA WOOOP THEME OR MAYBE GOATSE LOL LOL.

its time to post my controversal opinions on newgrounds dot com!!

WHY CANT A TURTLE SWIM? WHY CANT I LAND A PLANE? THEY MADE A QUICK BUCK FOR THIS SHITLOAD OF FUCK!

At 5/8/07 04:25 PM, Bug wrote: its time to post my controversal opinions on newgrounds dot com!!

WHY CANT A TURTLE SWIM? WHY CANT I LAND A PLANE? THEY MADE A QUICK BUCK FOR THIS SHITLOAD OF FUCK!

stamper hates u, he told me so.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
EVERYONES ANGRY GVNHBNGCGNGDCVF!!!!!
stop now please...

I think the "art doesn't have to be that great"
Went into people's ears, and since they're stupider than you, it sounded to them as
"Make crappy submissions"

At 5/8/07 04:43 PM, Meebs wrote: I think the "art doesn't have to be that great"
Went into people's ears, and since they're stupider than you, it sounded to them as
"Make crappy submissions"

I totally agree...it was giving the SHITE people a chance to contribute that lead to disaster...if you look, the same decent artists that have contributed in past competitions are still there!

Unfortunately like Stamper said...its like looking for a decent roast beef sandwich within all the rotten stringy disease infested shit. Or something along those lines...

So are there even going to be any prizes?

ANGRY TIME!!!!!!!!!!

At 5/8/07 04:17 PM, NEOEvgenii wrote: Hey Stamper how abouy you give the money to WPS then, who actually made something interesting and funny.

OR MAYBE LETS NOT I MEAN LETS GO FOR THE ONES CLOSEST TO INTERNET MEMES.

ITS A PRETTY DAMM SHAME NO INTERNET JOKES WERE SUBMITTED THIS TIME LIKE LAST TIME WITH TUB GIRL HUH, I MEAN THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY. I WAS LAUGHING ALL NIGHT AT THAT ON.

BUT WAIT I SAW FIVE PENIS VENDING MACHINES THEY SHOULD DO.

I hope NEXT TIME EVERYONE CAN THINK UP SOMETHING CREATIVE FOR THE COMPETITION
LIKE SHOOP DA WOOOP THEME OR MAYBE GOATSE LOL LOL.

OH SARCASM I GET IT THAT'S PRETTY HILARIOUS ACTUALLY

DIE IN A CAR FIRE, DICKJACKER

YOU ARE VERY WRONG IN EVERY SENSE SO YOU CAN CRAM IT WITH WALNUTS, BUDDY

At 5/8/07 05:31 PM, Stamper wrote:
YOU ARE VERY WRONG IN EVERY SENSE

And the ideas were more creative the last time round? Or better yet the time before that with the serpent porn?

Those two times it was chosen on the technical quality and the best won.

This time it was on the overall concept and while they look a lil cruddy, at least most of them are original ideas.

"Eat like an american" seriously did make me laugh also.

the winner's list is being posted today, right?

At 5/8/07 05:51 PM, NEOEvgenii wrote:

At 5/8/07 05:31 PM, Stamper wrote:
YOU ARE VERY WRONG IN EVERY SENSE

And the ideas were more creative the last time round? Or better yet the time before that with the serpent porn?

Those two times it was chosen on the technical quality and the best won.

This time it was on the overall concept and while they look a lil cruddy, at least most of them are original ideas.

"Eat like an american" seriously did make me laugh also.

Yeah, they were based on technical skill. They were art contests. THIS TIME, we tried something different - as Johnny stated:

"Also, we are really, really going to be focusing on the creativity this round. If you got a great idea thats executed merely so-so it could beat out an amazing drawing based on a so-so idea. make sense? We know a lot of you may be hesitant to join in the contests thinking you won't win - even if you got that great idea, so here's your chance.

THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN FLOOD THE THREAD WITH SHITTY HALF ASSED DRAWINGS."

Being art contests, it wouldn't have been fair for the previous contests to go something like:

"ART CONTEST, DRAW _________!"

...then the best looking ones losing to ones that made us laugh.

Hey, you know what I liked, that Tom wrote a short statement about all the pico day submissions that won prizes.

Have you guys considered doing the same for the art contest winners to give everyone some feedback?

At 5/8/07 06:09 PM, BoMToons wrote: Hey, you know what I liked, that Tom wrote a short statement about all the pico day submissions that won prizes.

Have you guys considered doing the same for the art contest winners to give everyone some feedback?

Yeah, that would be cool to see. I was always curious what decided whether one got first or second place, etc. It would be different to see what the judges thought of it if they never posted any feedback beforehand.

I dont really know what to say now, I only managed to do one submission this time around but I feel my artwork improved from my last Cerial entries, now I feel kinda crushed cause Stamper is pissed off. So now I cant figure out if mine is total shit or not

I'm not pissed off LOL. Tom actually picked yours to win and it's in the running for FINAL SELECTION. OMGGGGGGGGAFAFAFFG

At 5/8/07 07:27 PM, Stamper wrote: I'm not pissed off LOL. Tom actually picked yours to win and it's in the running for FINAL SELECTION. OMGGGGGGGGAFAFAFFG

(for the record this is the hardest contest ever to judge thanks)

At 5/8/07 07:28 PM, Stamper wrote:

At 5/8/07 07:27 PM, Stamper wrote: I'm not pissed off LOL. Tom actually picked yours to win and it's in the running for FINAL SELECTION. OMGGGGGGGGAFAFAFFG

(for the record this is the hardest contest ever to judge thanks)

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