One thing over the school intercom?

[Abyssus]

Theres been lots of these "What would you say?" threads popping around lately, so I thought I would give one a shot.
So if you had one thing to say over the school intercom, what would it be? Mine would have to be something like...

"All staff to the front desk! All staff to the front desk! A man is snapping peoples necks with his cock...* Goes onto gibberish about the school and anal interactions*
Or something along those lines.

Imature much!

[Complete]

"All teachers send down attendance sheets"

That will get em!

[QuingFang]

Just for variety's sake, I'd call for random people I didn't like to wait outside the principals office, until he was "ready for them", and have them stand there for a couple hours, sweating it out.

[dodo-man-1]

"Good morning students. Today's lunch will be a school shooting with a side of goth."

[Sunglasses]

"You all fucking suck."

To get that message out, would be so great.

[Archkronos]

Hmm....

Mrs. Jones, my big...

throbbing...

hard...

APPLE is ready for inspection

[parzo]

"All staff report to the front desk for thorough strip searches and drug tests. I repeat....."

[36Holla]

"I spent 4 years at college to get this job, and have the right to push you little bastards around! The following people called will have to report to my office for mandatory assbeatings!"

[Aliensandwich]

people having sex would be pretty funny.

[Abyssus]

At 4/17/07 04:50 PM, Archkronos wrote: Hmm....

Mrs. Jones, my big...

throbbing...

hard...

APPLE is ready for inspection

Haha, good one.
"All students go down to the essemble hall for a hardcore demonstration of sex education"

[SouthAsian]

I'd play some techno on the intercom.

Then after a brief silence come back on and say "that is all"

[McPaper]

I would sing songs to the students to build moral.

[Abyssus]

At 4/17/07 04:52 PM, 36Holla wrote: "I spent 4 years at college to get this job, and have the right to push you little bastards around! The following people called will have to report to my office for mandatory assbeatings!"

I am getting great material here, tommorow at school people are gonna' lllaaaauuuugggtthhhh...

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

"THERE ARE MULTIPLE FAGGOTS WITHIN THIS BUILDING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. IMMIDIATELY RUN OUT OF THE BUILDING AND PUT ON YOUR OXYGEN MASKS. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL."

[Archkronos]

Did you see those stupid little sluts bitching around outside, LOL.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE INTERCOM IS ON.

WHO TURNED THE MOTHERFUCKING INTERCOM ON?

[Abyssus]

THIS IS A FUCKING ANNOUCNMENT THAT ON ONE IS GOING TO LESSON TO, TO PROVE THIS? BIG FUCKING PENIS!
That is all.

[Afromaster]

WHERES MY FUCKING COFFEE BITCH, THIS ISNT THE DAMN COFFEE I WANTED YOU LITTLE SLUT, YOU OWE ME FOR LAST NIGHT YOU LITTLE WHORE, SO GIMME THE RIGHT COFFEE BITCH! ILL HAVE YOUR JOB OVER THIS SKANK!!!!! Oh shit who left on the intercom?

[Catoblepas]

"Today's shooting will commence in the dining hall. If you wish to be shot some another day, hide in a bathroom."

[Teh-David]

"Attention students and staff,
AIDS
That is all"

[lolomfgisuck]

"Pay no attention to this announcement"

[Archkronos]

Attention, all emos to be shot please report to the dining hall.

Regular people who enjoy life may take the day off.

[ScreamsfromtheCasket]

I'd make a normal annoucement and I would add at the end '' remember this friday is 4:20 remember to bring some weed''

[TheBigLemon]

"So, uh, <secretaries name>, what are you doing tonight? Oh nothing eh? How about coming over to my house, and maybe we can explore each other's bodies for a few hours. What? What interco-. Er uh, students. That was nothing, just uh..a test. Yes. An intercom test. The test is now over. Completely forget what you just heard. That is all."

[MidgetHobo]

Can all female students report to the office for severe spankings and a cyaide pil. That is all.

[The-Laugher-Of-Lor]

Good morning students. I have great news. I am now a doctor, and I have a Ph.D. in
KICKING YOUR @SS!!!!11111

[SirLebowski]

"Good morning students. There were lots of important announcements today, but fuck 'em cause I'm hung over and also doing the 10th grade biology teacher. That is all, and have a great day"

[Bladezguy]

OK time to go home.

[Supperdude9]

*ahem*

"Ridin' in the benzo, poppin' my colla!
See some fine wenches, I hafta holla!
Diamonds, gold, and the almighty dolla!
I'm opedipus bitch, the original balla!
I bust out my 9, to light up your impala!
Fuck that police!"

That, or:

"The Greeks invented anal lube."

BRILLIANT!

[Slapdamonkeyaz]

Which one of you sucks the best cock. . what's that red light? What!? WHAT!? GOD-FUCKING-DAMNIT. IT'S STILL ON!

[Fluker-1]

Hey, did you hear *name* had sex with *name*? Oh shit, is this on? HELLO? CAN YOUUU HEAR MEEEE????