My friend touched my penis!!!

[Rozner]

I am not lying! Today I had sticky notes with stuff on them and I put one over my crotch with "STOP STARING" on it and my friend caught a glance of it. She looked away imediately and she kept glancing back at the message. She decided to take the post-it note and she kept it for a bit. Later on she put it back. She applied a little too much pressure to my jeans and boom! Touched penis!

I feel so grand!

[fahrenheit]

i dont thik your mom counts as a friend

[Kuro]

At 4/17/07 01:30 AM, Rozner wrote: Today I had sticky notes with stuff on them and I put one over my crotch with "STOP STARING" on it

Wow, you must've looked like a douche.

[WillPostForFood]

At 4/17/07 01:31 AM, Kuro wrote:

At 4/17/07 01:30 AM, Rozner wrote: Today I had sticky notes with stuff on them and I put one over my crotch with "STOP STARING" on it

Wow, you must've looked like a douche.

My thoughts exactly.

[BOZARTH187]

congratufuckinglations

[Maus]

At 4/17/07 01:33 AM, Cabbster wrote: Now what exactly provoked you to do something so stupid?

Hormones. Dur.

[Rozner]

Well I walked around and I noticed many people looking at my crotch. It was amazing!

Penis touch epilogue!
Me: I thought you had a boyfriend for that.
Her: Well he's not around right now...

[SirXVII]

...

Do you have any idea how much of a loser you sound like right now?

[Smego]

You are a fucking douche turd sandwitch.

GTFO newgrounds.

[NISMOelite]

How can you not stare t something as eerie as this...

[Haruko-san]

Wowzerz! This one time a dood stuck his hands down my pants touched my Vagu-gu! and I was lyke I O__O "Do it again"
Wtf? No honey, she touched your pants. Don't have a nose bleed.

but hey if you can get a bone-on from your pants rubbing against you by all means fap one out right now.

[Officer]

You sound like suck a dick.

Pun not intended.

[chainsaw8877]

OMG! d00d,your are soooo lucky. I envy you.

Sarcasm.

[Officer]

At 4/17/07 02:14 AM, Officer wrote: You sound like suck a dick.

Now that was one hell of a typo.

[SilentGuardian]

Perhaps she applied too much pressure because she was attempting to crush your little "penis." She's a good friend. She knew you weren't going to use it, so she took care of your extra baggage for you, insignificant though it may be.

[TheFaces]

At 4/17/07 01:32 AM, WillPostForFood wrote: My thoughts exactly.

Ditto.

although i've done that, and it's quite funny how many people actually look even if it's the same color as your jeans.

[ZerotheRelentless]

My goodness. Finger-on-jeans action. Perhaps i smell a little inkling of "growing up and junk" in your veins? Yeah, that most likely is the cause.

[Theslav]

God wheres the "NSFW" tag?
some 14 year old kid could be reading this

[Dash-02]

At 4/17/07 01:31 AM, fahrenheit wrote: i dont thik your mom counts as a friend

hahaha good one

[Bovineoverlord]

At 4/17/07 02:16 AM, Officer wrote:

At 4/17/07 02:14 AM, Officer wrote: You sound like suck a dick.

Now that was one hell of a typo.

Lol (really!) I actually laughed out loud.

[JediKiller1]

You look like a complete fag.

[SadisticMonkey]

Wow you're a pimp now.

[TamiyaGuy]

At 4/17/07 04:28 AM, Theslav wrote: God wheres the "NSFW" tag?
some 14 year old kid could be reading this

Too late.

[TehHOX-XX]

you should feel proud.

[Cabezonn]

Errrmmmmmm why should i do?

1º Praise you cause someone touch you
2º Just don`t give a damn and tell you why do you tell this kind of stuff.
3º Cut your penis for been jealous (errrmmmm this doesn´t count XD)

[HandsomePete]

I take it this bothered you as you're obviously gay.

[k14pc]

At 4/17/07 08:37 AM, Aci6 wrote: So your friends a looker I guess?
should try the approach again, see how far you get.

But this time, with no clothes on.

[SunChipsClock]

At 4/17/07 02:10 AM, NISMOelite wrote: How can you not stare t something as eerie as this...

*screams*

[CaptainQuartz]

At 4/17/07 08:20 AM, No-oneSpecial wrote: And that's as far as you'll ever get...

Oh, the road just ends...

[Foggle]

Lemme' guess, this "friend" was actually male. Amirite?