Living off off your own sperm.

[Bolo]

I've heard tales of people who, when trapped in the middle of no where without food or water, have been able to survive by drinking their own urine or sweat.

Do you think it's possible that you could survive off of your own sperm in the same manner?

[NISMOelite]

I'm gonna take a guess and say no. But I'm not exactly "qualified" to answer such trivia.

[TorkKey]

No i dont and this is a stupid disgusting topic.

[NemoX]

No, and the original claim is also stupid. You would be recyling body fluids into your system, but no new protein would be created, eventually, you won't have any left in your body if that were the case.

Why you would want to eat your own sperm "to survive" is already weird enough, but you would also have to waste energy masturbating when you could use that same energy to find real food...

I'd rather eat people....

[the-amazing-joe]

i'd ather let myself die

[spamofdeath]

Let's ask a prostitute? Seriously, if this is proven right, they don't need to drink water.

[TorkKey]

THIS COULD SAVE YOU ONE DAY

Bull shit it could save me! I'd fucking die!

moron

[fire-weasel]

At 4/17/07 01:08 AM, NemoX wrote: No, and the original claim is also stupid. You would be recyling body fluids into your system, but no new protein would be created, eventually, you won't have any left in your body if that were the case.

Why you would want to eat your own sperm "to survive" is already weird enough, but you would also have to waste energy masturbating when you could use that same energy to find real food...

this guy is intelligent he made a few good points

[Bolo]

At 4/17/07 01:08 AM, NemoX wrote: No, and the original claim is also stupid. You would be recyling body fluids into your system, but no new protein would be created, eventually, you won't have any left in your body if that were the case.

But the idea is that it would provide you with nourishment for at least a limited time. Perhaps you could trick your body into thinking it was digestible and it would recycle the enzymes, or something, present in the semen.

[NISMOelite]

At 4/17/07 01:11 AM, fire-weasel wrote: this guy is intelligent he made a few good points

You, on the other hand, are a complete imbecil

Way to go

[Elfer]

You'd have to expend too much energy to get it.

[fire-weasel]

At 4/17/07 01:14 AM, NISMOelite wrote:

At 4/17/07 01:11 AM, fire-weasel wrote: this guy is intelligent he made a few good points

You, on the other hand, are a complete imbecil

Way to go

and you're an ass.....HIGH FIVE!!!

[NemoX]

At 4/17/07 01:13 AM, Bolo wrote:

But the idea is that it would provide you with nourishment for at least a limited time. Perhaps you could trick your body into thinking it was digestible and it would recycle the enzymes, or something, present in the semen.

Ok, think of this:
you have X quantity of protein in the semen, and 2 calories per spoonfull (look it up :).

You eat that amount. now, from what you "gained" from that amount, lets say it is enough to spread through your body and absorbed to perform basic functions, and some of the leftover goes to making, well, more cum (this scenario already is way too unreal by the way).

Now, the amount of protein you would consume from it would be less than the original amount, and if this cycle continues, eventually the quantity would be way too small to support your body functions.

and again, way too much energy goes into arousing you enough to get it out...you dehydrate yourself, use up calories (remember calories is a unit of energy basically, thus wasting whatever energy you had for this dumb enterprise)

of course, you could have somebody help you get it out...but then THEY would eat it...

[cellardoor6]

At 4/17/07 01:08 AM, NemoX wrote: No, and the original claim is also stupid. You would be recyling body fluids into your system, but no new protein would be created, eventually, you won't have any left in your body if that were the case.

Nope, actually you can drink your piss and cycle it through your body 3-5 times without it starting to negatively affect your health.

[Bolo]

At 4/17/07 01:24 AM, NemoX wrote:

At 4/17/07 01:13 AM, Bolo wrote:

But the idea is that it would provide you with nourishment for at least a limited time. Perhaps you could trick your body into thinking it was digestible and it would recycle the enzymes, or something, present in the semen.

Ok, think of this:
you have X quantity of protein in the semen, and 2 calories per spoonfull (look it up :).

You eat that amount. now, from what you "gained" from that amount, lets say it is enough to spread through your body and absorbed to perform basic functions, and some of the leftover goes to making, well, more cum (this scenario already is way too unreal by the way).

So, I guess the amount of energy derived from each successive Sperm Feast would decrease exponentially, until the amount of energy gained is so small as to be negligible, and in fact negated by the expenditures of masturbation itself.

[NemoX]

At 4/17/07 01:29 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

Nope, actually you can drink your piss and cycle it through your body 3-5 times without it starting to negatively affect your health.

notice the word "eventually" in tha post....

and Bolo: put simply, yes. I have my doubts about that graph though...

[Bolo]

At 4/17/07 01:33 AM, NemoX wrote:

At 4/17/07 01:29 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

Nope, actually you can drink your piss and cycle it through your body 3-5 times without it starting to negatively affect your health.

notice the word "eventually" in tha post....

and Bolo: put simply, yes. I have my doubts about that graph though...

Don't pay attention to the bottom half. It's just an inverse function.

[WillPostForFood]

At 4/17/07 01:29 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 4/17/07 01:08 AM, NemoX wrote: No, and the original claim is also stupid. You would be recyling body fluids into your system, but no new protein would be created, eventually, you won't have any left in your body if that were the case.

Nope, actually you can drink your piss and cycle it through your body 3-5 times without it starting to negatively affect your health.

Why...Just why the fuck does someone know that? The sad thing is that if this is factual it had to be tested.

[cellardoor6]

At 4/17/07 01:33 AM, NemoX wrote:

At 4/17/07 01:29 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

Nope, actually you can drink your piss and cycle it through your body 3-5 times without it starting to negatively affect your health.

notice the word "eventually" in tha post....

Notice how you said "no" to the very concept of the thread yet the concept wasn't surviving indefinitely off of bodily fluids, but enough to prolong your life if stranded or something of that nature.

If you knew what you were talking about you would have said yes originally. Because you can in fact prolong your life by rehydrating by recycling your body fluids, in fact it's part of emergency training for special forces. Because if want to survive and you're trained to drink your own pee to do so, you will. And it can save your life.

[ZerotheRelentless]

Hate to break apart this brainstorm here, but lets think practically for a second. If, indeed, semen does indeed have nutritious value, pimps around the globe would gain an almost 200% income explosion (pun more than likely intended). Hell, it could even called a humanitarian endevor, seeing ass the hoes get fed, and the hoes don't gotta pay jack squat. Like a soup kitchen that gets you dressed in skanky clothes and makes you sleep with rich, smelly, fat white guys. And while the hoes get their nutrition on, pimps will use the resulting money for...um...pimpy things. Like a hoe with 24" rims for boobs or something. In fact, the said pimps would become so filthy rich, they would contract a mental condition i like to call "Jolie-itis". This mental condition makes the victim insanely generous, perhaps even going as far as adopting foreign children in mass quantities. Pimps everywhere would start throwing money EVERYWHERE, resulting in a surplus of Xbox 360's and Wii's and Playstation 3's in people's homes.

Ladies and Gentlemen, if this semen survival thing pans out, we could be inadvertenly causing WORLD PEACE!!

...'cus everyone know next-gen game consoles radiate with peace and understanding.

[LazyDrunk]

At 4/17/07 01:46 AM, BlackHumor wrote: You couldn't do that. It's edible, but the energy that you would theoretically derive from it would dissipate into the air as heat energy from metabolic processes.

You're full of shit. Why are you so full of shit? Quit being so full of shit.

Piss is good up to drink to three times before it starts hovering around the toxic level. I'd imagine ejaculate contains a fractional amount of hydration compared to urine, but it just may be the straw that saved the camel's ass, too.

You can't live off it, but you could survive in part thanks to sperm, yes.

[cellardoor6]

At 4/17/07 01:46 AM, BlackHumor wrote: You couldn't do that. It's edible, but the energy that you would theoretically derive from it would dissipate into the air as heat energy from metabolic processes.

That was probably the dumbest post I have ever seen...ever. Please tell me you weren't actually serious about what you just said.

[ZerotheRelentless]

At 4/17/07 01:46 AM, BlackHumor wrote: You couldn't do that. It's edible, but the energy that you would theoretically derive from it would dissipate into the air as heat energy from metabolic processes.

...In my stomache? What in the 3rd level of hell are you talking about? If i ate this semen(theoretically), it would be digested. Digestion does not involve dissipating said liquid into air through heat. Are you under the assumtion that human males/females are steam powered!?

As Puppy from RAB would say, "Your on MAD crack!!".

[ZerotheRelentless]

...ew. Sperm induced steam. That sounds like it is one of the most rank smells on earth. Xz

[MrLuckDuck]

I'm going to say...no

[NemoX]

At 4/17/07 01:44 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Notice how you said "no" to the very concept of the thread yet the concept wasn't surviving indefinitely off of bodily fluids, but enough to prolong your life if stranded or something of that nature.

he did not specify how long this said time would be. If we take that into consideration, it can be interpreted to be for a very long time, considering if you realy are starnded in the middle of nowhere, depending on the geography, it could take a couple weeks maybe, and you can't live off your own sperm like the TOPIC TITLE suggest.

that, and it still remains the problam of wasting energy to actually jerk off and get it out of your body.

If you knew what you were talking about you would have said yes originally. Because you can in fact prolong your life by rehydrating by recycling your body fluids, in fact it's part of emergency training for special forces. Because if want to survive and you're trained to drink your own pee to do so, you will. And it can save your life.

I still hold my no. There are more ways than that to come up with a source of hydrating fluids. And the fact remains like you pointed out, that the topic asked about sperm, NOT urine or anything else. Again, by using a title like "living off" implies a very long time to say the least, and i did say EVENTUALLY it won't work, never did I say I wouldn't work at all, just for a very short time, it's not like you can go for years on it.

[Serphyas]

I don't think there'd be a lot of...erm..."nutritional value," so I'd say no.

[superstatguy]

I would try to use every last thing to survive if I was in a terrible situation with no food or water, so my sperm would have to emerge often. Plus, I would be thinking positive if I had to "Fap or Die!"

[SadisticMonkey]

At 4/17/07 02:38 AM, Rokuro wrote: If you ate someone else's sperm, maybe. It is a pretty significant source of protein.

No, it isn't actually.

And also, it would work for a little while, but unless you had access to water you would lack the hydration to continue to produce more semen.
Also, since you the only nutrients you are getting are those in your semen, they would be all used by maybe the second time you drink your semen, so that would leave you with no nutrients to create more semen.

[ZerotheRelentless]

But... what if you get into the habit of "Fapping for life"? Would that lead to narcissism?(oh my goodness typos.) All sorts of effed up mental problems would occur if you really think about it.

...perhaps that's a way to turn men into gays...i'll investigate further into this after a neverending parade of narcotic drugs.

Seeing as that's the only thing that would cause me to eat my own semen for survival.