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At 4/16/07 06:02 PM, Haruko-san wrote: I am a girl.
All day, every day.

and yes, masterbation is more fun when you're a girl.

How would you know.

Become a hardcore lesbion.

I'd be a bi sexual demmed on fucking everyone. =D

I wouldn't be. PWNED.

At 4/18/07 03:50 PM, CIA wrote:

At 4/16/07 06:02 PM, Haruko-san wrote: I am a girl.
All day, every day.

and yes, masterbation is more fun when you're a girl.

How would you know.

I've said this already. Go find it bitch. :)

I'd go get slammed by some big black men.

At 4/17/07 03:41 PM, SiMpSoN-Grrrrooooove wrote:

At 4/16/07 09:03 PM, Haruko-san wrote:

I will take this one as a compliment.
Anyone willing to pay 2000 bucks and show me some Belgium scenary is worth my time.

Worth your time? And nothing more, even if I'm extreemly handsome? This is something I am not sure about. You have a PayPal or something?

seriously

...Yeah... Sure, just wire the money over and I'll take care of the rest.

can someone say shopping spree?

Well, the only thing thats significantly different between a guy and a girl is their body, cause there is nothing on earth I can't do just cause I am a guy and not a girl, nothing other than having boobs and a vagina...

So you know whats the answer almost everydoy will give you.

Its obvious that it will be sex-related... not cause I'm a pervert... just cause that the main difference between the two sex.

howbout this.
If I were a guy for a day
I would piss all over things.

At 4/19/07 01:14 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: howbout this.
If I were a guy for a day
I would piss all over things.

You could also try to feel the power of the EJACULATION !!!!
and realise that its fucking hard not to cum on the walls....

At 4/19/07 09:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 4/19/07 01:14 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: howbout this.
If I were a guy for a day
I would piss all over things.

You could also try to feel the power of the EJACULATION !!!!
and realise that its fucking hard not to cum on the walls....

Okay, yeah, I would do that. It's got to be more fun than the female way.

At 4/19/07 09:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 4/19/07 01:14 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: howbout this.
If I were a guy for a day
I would piss all over things.

You could also try to feel the power of the EJACULATION !!!!
and realise that its fucking hard not to cum on the walls....

cum in peoples' salad dressing when nobody is looking.... hehehe

Lez out.

At 4/19/07 09:56 PM, SeeInTheDark wrote:

At 4/19/07 09:52 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 4/19/07 01:14 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: howbout this.
If I were a guy for a day
I would piss all over things.

You could also try to feel the power of the EJACULATION !!!!
and realise that its fucking hard not to cum on the walls....

Okay, yeah, I would do that. It's got to be more fun than the female way.

Really?

I would love to try the female way.

If your willing to show me how, I'll do the same for you.

;-)

I'm debating between seeing if a period is worse than being kicked in the balls, or just playing with myself.

Boobies.

I would sit in my room and wait for it to wear off.

At 4/16/07 05:55 PM, MemoryCard wrote:

At 4/16/07 05:53 PM, Officer wrote: If you were a girl for an entire day, what would you do?

Discuss.

Would I feel like a girl or would I just be in their body?
Also what would the girl look like? Does this girl have a life that we may interact with?

OMFG killer idea!!! Make this into a flash. Yer a girl for a day. you can do millions of things like go to the spa, chat it up online, finger yerself, get laided, go shopping and hundereds of other things!!! That would OWN!!!

At 4/19/07 10:39 PM, Gunkster wrote: I'm debating between seeing if a period is worse than being kicked in the balls, or just playing with myself.

Boobies.

You would like to suffer?

thats weird :P

Can a girl lick her own vagina?

I would have to say, if i was a girl for a day, id try to find haruko-san and make love to her (i wonder what lesbian sex is like.....)

At 4/16/07 06:38 PM, shomaho wrote:

At 4/16/07 06:22 PM, SenorPresidente wrote: what really matters is Penis > Vagina

Thats bullshit! Vaginda devours Penis!

Literally it does. And i some times do wish i was a chick. especially when i masturbate. I mean with dudes it rub rub rub hump random surface. With chicks you do whatever you wanna do. Stick a popsicle in yer pussy GO FOR IT! You can out anything of the right size into yer pussy. Hell even prolly a mouse. And i have to say it for all you "zoologists". Get a dog to lick yer dick. Not very exciting. Get a dog to lick yer vagina.,Just guessing here, slightly better.

Vagina > Penis when masturbating

Oh and i mean a computer mouse.

At 4/19/07 10:51 PM, Halicarnassus wrote: Can a girl lick her own vagina?

can you suck your own dick?

At 4/19/07 10:59 PM, TheManBehindTheFlash wrote:

At 4/16/07 06:38 PM, shomaho wrote:

At 4/16/07 06:22 PM, SenorPresidente wrote: what really matters is Penis > Vagina

Thats bullshit! Vaginda devours Penis!

Literally it does. And i some times do wish i was a chick. especially when i masturbate. I mean with dudes it rub rub rub hump random surface. With chicks you do whatever you wanna do. Stick a popsicle in yer pussy GO FOR IT! You can out anything of the right size into yer pussy. Hell even prolly a mouse. And i have to say it for all you "zoologists". Get a dog to lick yer dick. Not very exciting. Get a dog to lick yer vagina.,Just guessing here, slightly better.

Vagina > Penis when masturbating

Oh and i mean a computer mouse.

You could always stick something up your ass, or have someone else do it for you. That doesn't imply you're gay in any way. Being fucked while fucking something else? I'd imagine that'd make me REALLY horny.

Though girls can recieve double penetration.... decisions, decisions! D:> Sex change or stay the way I am? It's just so hard to choose!

I'd go with 90% of the previous posters and say uh... masturbate all day.

At 4/17/07 04:12 PM, LordOfKetchup wrote: I think it's funny how so many people said "OH I WOULD GET FUCKED IN THE ASS AND SUCK A DICK, JUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS"

that still makes you gay

Not if you're a woman.

I'd try to figure out why my gender spontaniously changed.

At 4/19/07 11:39 PM, SirXVII wrote: I'd try to figure out why my gender spontaniously changed.

You're the first person to note that. I didn't think it was going to happen. Congratulations, you get modded.

Enjoy the Sexual Pleasure

It'd be cool to be a guy for a day. I can imagine it would be neat to have your own weapon / trophy / PES (Penile entertainment system) between your legs. I could fuck anything concave! I'd go to the grocer's and buy a pie, LOL.