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At 4/16/07 01:29 PM, TheMaster wrote: Vikings live there.

On the topic on vikings, they weren't THAT wild as they're described, the only thing is that you brittons were so scared to shit of our longboats and strategies. Vikings were not all villians you know.

IKNOWWADYAMEAN

Also like Germans speak Deutsch, and hollanders speak dutch and shit. MORE CREATIVITY NEEDED.

At 4/16/07 12:37 PM, SuperFlyPrivateEye wrote: New Zealanders have an entirely different accent.

Lack of Crikey leads me to believe those examples are from neither NZ or Australia.

Also, cellardoor needs ta lighten da fuck up yo.

At 4/16/07 01:34 PM, Denta wrote:

At 4/16/07 01:29 PM, TheMaster wrote: Vikings live there.

On the topic on vikings, they weren't THAT wild as they're described, the only thing is that you brittons were so scared to shit of our longboats and strategies. Vikings were not all villians you know.

Vikings burn and rape where ever they go, they can't help it, it comes naturally. That's why people from Swenordenmarkland aren't allowed out of their country anymore.

At 4/16/07 01:31 PM, F00D wrote: fuck danes (paddy) fuck norwegians (sinister) and above all fuck swedes (kitty krew)

the main difference between them i think is in their degree of shit

norway is shitty
denmark is really shity
sweden is astronomically shitty

thats how you tell them apart

At 4/16/07 01:40 PM, F00D wrote:

At 4/16/07 01:31 PM, F00D wrote: fuck danes (paddy) fuck norwegians (sinister) and above all fuck swedes (kitty krew)

the main difference between them i think is in their degree of shit

norway is shitty
denmark is really shity
sweden is astronomically shitty

thats how you tell them apart

Speak for yourself. Don't be so shitty.

cut sweden some slack - they grow nice breasts there

At 4/16/07 01:36 PM, TheMaster wrote: Vikings burn and rape where ever they go, they can't help it, it comes naturally. That's why people from Swenordenmarkland aren't allowed out of their country anymore.

This man is a professional

What??? Norway is a great place to live. Low crime and social support and stuff. A bit expensive there but fatass paychecks, w00tness :D Norwegians opposed and fought the Nazis from the beginning with no stop during the WW2. Without them, UK wouldve had big problems with supplies. And they also sabotaged the Nazis attempt to develop nuclear weapon. AND they sunk the Nazis greatest battleship "Blücher", which was the most modern kind ever made. They managed to set their asses on fire, until the Nazis eventually managed to roll in with ten thousands of troops and machines. It took the Germans 2-3 WEEKS to take Norway, and luckily the royal family got away(even risking their lives to get over to Britain with help from the British navy). Norwegians were brave since the golden viking age, and during the WW2. Im actually a Paki, but hell, i adore this country!^^

Ja vi elsker dette landet... lol.

They're all perfect in every way. That's all you need to know.

Denmark: No mountains, 99% of people smoke, everybody rides bikes all the time, their hotdogs suck, language sound like their tounge is swollen up

Norway:A Gazillion trees, in mountains and just everywhere, everyone speaks in rhytm.
Houses look very nice. Almost no lakes, but sea everywhere.

Sweden: If someone is blonde here, they're 100% blonde, not an ounce of anything else, Ikea everywhere,50% of people are called lars.

At 4/16/07 02:43 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: everyone speaks in rhytm.

...What

Yeah so one day I was confused with Denmark,Finland,Sweden, and Norway.I thought they were all very similar.

So I decided to locate them on a map and memorise their location.Now I know wehere they are and I dont get confused anymore so much with the location then with the customs and culture because they still seem dentical.Maybe I need to get adopted by a Finnish, Swedish, Norweigian, and Danish family.

Also I know about Sweden the most since I go to Ikea alot.

Isn't it because they are all Scandinavian and they all speak in Slavik tongue? Correct me i'm wrong, my geographical knowledge on the countries are poor

very

At 4/16/07 12:23 PM, WilliWowza wrote: What's the difference? KNOWADIMEAN?

They all vote for each other in eurovision, so they might as well become one country to make it fairer for the rest of us.

Honestly though, I can't tell the difference between these places really, I vaguely know where they are on the map.

they are in northern europe.

Oh yeah and Switzerland too.

switzerland isnt as close to the other three you named as you would think. Its beside Austria.

Comparing Sweden, Norway and Denmark, is like comparing USA, UK and Australia.

It's the culture man, the culture. Plus language.

At 4/16/07 01:36 PM, TheMaster wrote: Vikings burn and rape where ever they go, they can't help it, it comes naturally. That's why people from Swenordenmarkland aren't allowed out of their country anymore.

Just because you were so owned by our ancestors.

At 4/16/07 02:43 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Denmark: No mountains, 99% of people smoke, everybody rides bikes all the time, their hotdogs suck, language sound like their tounge is swollen up

Woop woop! 99%? You know we are actually forbid smoking in many public places?

Ignorance is bliss.

At 4/16/07 02:57 PM, amplefied wrote: Comparing Sweden, Norway and Denmark, is like comparing USA, UK and Australia.

which of these if any are you from? Im from the UK and the UK is nothing like america, or australia for that matter. Im glad its not like the Us but Australia is generally a really nice country to be in.

It's the culture man, the culture. Plus language.

okay.

At 4/16/07 01:29 PM, TheMaster wrote:

Vikings burn and rape where ever they go, they can't help it, it comes naturally. That's why people from Swenordenmarkland aren't allowed out of their country anymore.

I WILL ANNALY RAPE YOUR SISTER, AND THEN I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE TO THE GROUND

It slipped again, I'm so confused :'(

At 4/16/07 12:33 PM, HooglyBoogly wrote:

Norwegians are relatively large, while Swedish aren't.

That is actually bullshit. Swedes are generally larger
( height and muscle mass) than the norweigans.

To be honest, maybe 60 % of the danish ppl smokes. I was there in june, and i remeber alot of smoking.. And the drinking age is only 16 =)
Aloot of cheap beer.

Finland were the Nazi collaberators.

But they are all ok. As long as they keep propping up our workforce and giving us Ikea, then I'm all for them.

At 9/21/07 03:15 PM, TheRoyalEnglishman wrote: Finland were the Nazi collaberators.

But they are all ok. As long as they keep propping up our workforce and giving us Ikea, then I'm all for them.

We only let Adolf use our northern borders to invade the USSR so we could take better care of the south, he got kind of too excited about it and the Russians attacked us too. We didn't support the Germans' holocaust policy or anything, I'm pretty sure we didn't even know about it in the first place.

And then we had to drive the Nazis away by ourselves. Goddamnit.

Hei jækla fitteslikker, gå og pul mordi!

Its the viking language har!

Btw, norway is Northeast for england. and sweden right besides it.

At 9/21/07 03:24 PM, Narfer wrote: Hey fucking cunt-licker, go fuck your mom

lol

At 4/16/07 02:51 PM, SouthAsian wrote: So I decided to locate them on a map and memorise their location.Now I know wehere they are and I dont get confused anymore so much with the location then with the customs and culture because they still seem dentical.Maybe I need to get adopted by a Finnish, Swedish, Norweigian, and Danish family.

Also I know about Sweden the most since I go to Ikea alot.

Ill be happy to adopt you.

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At 4/16/07 12:23 PM, WilliWowza wrote: What's the difference? KNOWADIMEAN?

Honestly though, I can't tell the difference between these places really, I vaguely know where they are on the map. I think some of them conspired with the Nazis by giving them irons too, they can't be trusted.

Oh yeah and Switzerland too.

Denmark rules Norway and Sweden don't :P

Oh yeah and Switzerland too.

Ermm...Switzerland is a ...little... more south and is a ...little... more different

But you didn't count Iceland and Finland

Yes, we are quite similar to each other, because there have been too fucking many unions, mostly because everyone thought they could do whatever they wanted with Norway, but we have a lot of different history, and culture. Also, at least Norway did help the Nazis abit, because we didn't have fucking much of a choice! Heaps of Nazis come in from Germany against very few soldiers in Norway asking them to help them kill jews, or else we would be killed, what can you do? Of course, many people actually wanted the jews of the way because of the same reasons as the germans, but most people didn't like it.