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Posted at: 4/18/07 01:25 AM
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man the shit club is so awesome i love being in the fucking shit club fuck.
Posted at: 4/18/07 01:28 AM
so yeah i took this massive diaerhia shit the other day and man did it resemble omahdons posts!!
Posted at: 4/18/07 01:29 AM
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let's sit around our shit hole and sing our shit club song
c'mon everybody sing along!
Posted at: 4/18/07 01:37 AM
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We really need to discuss some fecal matters in this thread, now that it has been taken over by the Shit Club.
Posted at: 4/18/07 01:40 AM
So guys, the first topic of the day: how do you think the Coreolis effect affects waste structure during the flush? Does it vary from hemisphere to hemisphere, does the spinning motion affect weak parts of the log, or does it cause fissures?
Posted at: 4/18/07 01:41 AM
I was rubbing my ass against a tree yesterday tryin to live it up wildlife style when I got this huge rash on my ass. Well later at the dinner table I let loose this explosion fart that tore through my pants, the chair, and the floor. It hurt so bad blood and shit was pouring out of my anus I didnt know what to think!
So later I decided to name this phenomenon Bloody Rash Surprise what do you guys think?
Posted at: 4/18/07 01:44 AM
At 4/18/07 01:40 AM, TwoStar wrote: or does it cause fissures?
well i can tell you about one fissure that comes from way under me
Posted at: 4/18/07 01:48 AM
as a distinguished and decorated member of the shit club i hereby pronounce this topic extremely shitty
Posted at: 4/18/07 02:40 AM
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y0w
Posted at: 4/18/07 03:05 PM
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my knee itches
Posted at: 4/18/07 03:08 PM
At 4/18/07 03:05 PM, Cold wrote: my knee itches
didja shit on it =D
Posted at: 4/18/07 03:17 PM
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Rules of Shit Club: 1 You do not pee in shit club. 2 YOU DO NOT PEE IN SHIT CLUB! 3 Its not mud. 4 No toilet paper, EVER. 5 You must scream "KAMEHAMEHAAAAA" when finally getting a dookie out after long constipation. 6 No shirt, no shoes, no pants or pantaloons. 7 Only 4 shitters at a time. 8 If this is your first time to shit club.....you have to shit.
Posted at: 4/18/07 04:54 PM
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My ass is so hairy. Every time I take a soft shit I get massive dingleberries that I discover later on in the day. When I try to pick them out, I end up ripping out the hair. Moist wipes do help though. :>
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Posted at: 4/18/07 05:28 PM
At 4/18/07 03:08 PM, Bug wrote: At 4/18/07 03:05 PM, Cold wrote: my knee itchesdidja shit on it =D
yeh :D i should shit in the toilet from now on
Posted at: 4/18/07 05:59 PM
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speaking of shit
Posted at: 4/18/07 06:03 PM
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i just had the best shit ever
Posted at: 4/18/07 06:33 PM
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so yesterday I was
Posted at: 4/18/07 06:38 PM
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does anyone ever dip the TP into the boil for better wipage? I find if I use regular non wet TP i end up rubbing it all over my balls, if the TP is wet I just get a little on my hands but it does a much better job with the smell.
Posted at: 4/18/07 10:52 PM
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Depending on the sensitivity of my anus, the girth of my shit varies. Usually after a long day of school I come home to a nice stool.
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