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At 4/14/07 07:21 PM, LolNinjers wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:18 PM, pigbot229 wrote: i lost mine 7 weeks ago im 16 wtg! may your dick be sucked forever after

Who was the unfortunate female? You seem way to immature.

she was my gf we had been going out with her for 3 years and btw how old are you 12?

At 4/14/07 07:09 PM, Frost wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:06 PM, ouchichi wrote:

At 4/14/07 06:52 PM, KoolAIDS wrote:

At 4/14/07 06:37 PM, Orange wrote:

I'm 13, so I have no clue, but I always thought sex was a challenge to see if you can make your partner cum through various methods, preferablly exotic ones that include strange positions, and then rewarding yourself by forcing a boob job.

Looks pretty good to me.

Porn is lies because the women make orgasmic noises when they suck a cock.

And yeah, sex is like what you said. Not so much a challenge, but more of a journey. You both learn what makes you tick, you experiment with different positions, lubes, condoms, toys. Me and my girlfriend recently experimented with tying up and blindfolding. I didn't enjoy it so much, but for her it was a really sensual and heightened feeling.

So long as you are safe and completely comfortable with each other, sex is great. It's why losing your virginity is almost always disappointing - You're inexperienced, you're nervous, you wonder why the penis in her vagina doesn't instantly bring her to orgasm like in that porn movie you watched last night.

What i can't stand is those evangelical bastards who brainwash kids in church so when they are asked:

"What do you get if you have sex before marriage?"

To which they reply:

"Unwanted pregnancy, HIV and death."

That ain't education.

At 4/14/07 06:26 PM, PubeBurger wrote: After MANY years of none stop sexual thoughts I finally had sex.

Favorite movie: Rush Hour 2.

That's probably why it took so long.

...but you're 14.

14? I hate you.

as the infamous robot chicken says, show me the boobies!!!!!!!!!!!

At 4/14/07 06:29 PM, PubeBurger wrote: 14 coming up 15. I thought most people lost theirs as a teen?

Maybe not? You guys are sad.

It's not as good as you thought because your not endowed enough for him.

At 4/14/07 06:29 PM, PubeBurger wrote: 14 coming up 15. I thought most people lost theirs as a teen?

Maybe not? You guys are sad.

You just posted a bulletin announcing to a bunch of random, flash-obsessed beardos about how you (allegedly) had underaged sex.
And they're sad?

At 4/14/07 07:23 PM, pigbot229 wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:21 PM, LolNinjers wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:18 PM, pigbot229 wrote: i lost mine 7 weeks ago im 16 wtg! may your dick be sucked forever after

Who was the unfortunate female? You seem way to immature.

she was my gf we had been going out with her for 3 years and btw how old are you 12?

Why don't you just read my profile?

On another note, you're bullshitting about going out with her for 3 years. No relationship started at 13 lasts more than a few months. That's a fact.

At 4/14/07 06:27 PM, Shawtey wrote: lies?

i think yes

100% Yes.

At 4/14/07 07:48 PM, LolNinjers wrote:

i lost mine 7 weeks ago im 16 wtg! may your dick be sucked forever after

Who was the unfortunate female? You seem way to immature.

she was my gf we had been going out with her for 3 years and btw how old are you 12?

Why don't you just read my profile?

On another note, you're bullshitting about going out with her for 3 years. No relationship started at 13 lasts more than a few months. That's a fact.

Why not? I'm not suggesting that it's happened to me or anything, but it's certainly a possible scenario. I suppose it is unlikely, but still possible.

At 4/14/07 07:48 PM, LolNinjers wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:23 PM, pigbot229 wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:21 PM, LolNinjers wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:18 PM, pigbot229 wrote: i lost mine 7 weeks ago im 16 wtg! may your dick be sucked forever after

Who was the unfortunate female? You seem way to immature.

she was my gf we had been going out with her for 3 years and btw how old are you 12?

Why don't you just read my profile?

On another note, you're bullshitting about going out with her for 3 years. No relationship started at 13 lasts more than a few months. That's a fact.

no it's just your relation with a dead girl u found in a creek was eaten by a wolf we have know eachother for 10 years

I'd say good job, but in reality, now you have a 14 year old girl who just had sex with you.

THAT'S going to be some FUN!

Sex is more fun when both people are old enough to handle all the other stuff that comes along with it.

At 4/14/07 07:23 PM, pigbot229 wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:21 PM, LolNinjers wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:18 PM, pigbot229 wrote: i lost mine 7 weeks ago im 16 wtg! may your dick be sucked forever after

Who was the unfortunate female? You seem way to immature.

she was my gf we had been going out with her for 3 years and btw how old are you 12?

"We had been going out with her"? And what's "wtg"? You has grammers problums.

At 4/14/07 07:53 PM, pigbot229 wrote: no it's just your relation with a dead girl u found in a creek was eaten by a wolf we have know eachother for 10 years

So you knew each other at 6 and never wandered and found other friends? Oh, thats right. You're talking out of your ass.

At 4/14/07 07:55 PM, LolNinjers wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:53 PM, pigbot229 wrote: no it's just your relation with a dead girl u found in a creek was eaten by a wolf we have know eachother for 10 years

So you knew each other at 6 and never wandered and found other friends? Oh, thats right. You're talking out of your ass.

as if u have any freinds ur a nerd that envys me cuz i can get laid and the only thing i stick up is my dick in my gf's ass

At 4/14/07 08:01 PM, pigbot229 wrote:

At 4/14/07 07:55 PM, LolNinjers wrote: So you knew each other at 6 and never wandered and found other friends? Oh, thats right. You're talking out of your ass.

as if u have any freinds ur a nerd that envys me cuz i can get laid and the only thing i stick up is my dick in my gf's ass

lol alt + bad images = funny.

17... you'll be ready...

At 4/14/07 08:01 PM, pigbot229 wrote: as if u have any freinds ur a nerd that envys me cuz i can get laid and the only thing i stick up is my dick in my gf's ass

You're starting to sound like what you just described.

At 4/14/07 08:07 PM, LolNinjers wrote:

At 4/14/07 08:01 PM, pigbot229 wrote: as if u have any freinds ur a nerd that envys me cuz i can get laid and the only thing i stick up is my dick in my gf's ass

You're starting to sound like what you just described.

oh w8 i forgot when u got to 2nd base with your little sister

The instant gradification generation can't wait untill adulthood to blow your load in a woman as opposed to a tissue? =)

I suppose it's logic versus human nature here. And we all know which one will win.

At 4/14/07 08:07 PM, LolNinjers wrote:

At 4/14/07 08:01 PM, pigbot229 wrote: as if u have any freinds ur a nerd that envys me cuz i can get laid and the only thing i stick up is my dick in my gf's ass

You're starting to sound like what you just described.

your trying to act as if u have any brain cells at all

At 4/14/07 06:33 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: You lucky bastard, I'm sixteen and I haven't seen a boob outside of the internet or the occasional horror of my mom walking upstairs naked in the morning.

Shudders

Aww my poor little baby, come here and gimme a hug

Attempts to console you and purify your mind of such evil thoughts

At 4/14/07 06:28 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: UNDERAGED SECKS IS AGAINSTS TEH LAWS.

DITTO

At 4/14/07 08:12 PM, pigbot229 wrote:

At 4/14/07 08:07 PM, LolNinjers wrote: You're starting to sound like what you just described.

your trying to act as if u have any brain cells at all

Dude. "u"? "your"? "w8"? Do you have any brain cells?

well, if your girlfriend gets pregnant, than you and your girlfriend have to suffer. but did you use a condom? or did the girl use foam? or both? if you didn't do any of those, than you and your girlfriend are screwed. literaly. but why at 14? im 14 myself and im probably not going to "do it" till im 19 or 20. so if she's pregnant, than im sorry but you screwed up. literaly again.(lol) no offense.

ps some times i want to "do it" but i choose abstenince. i suggest you do the same from now on.

*giggity*

At 4/14/07 08:17 PM, chaos-the-2nd wrote: but why at 14?

the reason why he did is because he is a suck up

I lost my virginity to a hand... to bad it was my hand.

At 4/14/07 08:17 PM, chaos-the-2nd wrote: ps some times i want to "do it" but i choose abstenince. i suggest you do the same from now on.

To quote American Pie's The Naked Mile "Once he's opened Pandora's box and felt the soft, velvet inner layers he's not going to go back to rubbing his dick on the outside of it."

At 4/14/07 06:28 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: UNDERAGED SECKS IS AGAINSTS TEH LAWS.

Only if you do it with someone older or younger then you by three years.