My dog's getting fat.

[Ebolarama]

Is there anything I can do to rid the poor little shit of his gluttony without hurting him or killing him? :(

[SUPADUDE111]

Cut down on his food portions

[SniperWolf1564]

Give slightly less food? Take him on longer walks? Exercise?

[K-RadPie]

Make it exercise.

[AlexJS]

Dangle some chicken in front of a treadmill.

[Para-Noid]

Are you giving him and Human food? If so, stop giving him that. Try giving him walks every once in a while. You know lik around the block once or twice.

[KipptheCool]

Cut him open, slide all the fat out of him and fry it on the B.B.Q.

[Medinus]

At 4/12/07 08:50 PM, Ebolarama wrote: Is there anything I can do to rid the poor little shit of his gluttony without hurting him or killing him? :(

Kill him.

[Saberwulfe]

1. Exercise. Take him on walks. 30 minutes might be good.

2. Give him smaller portions of food. Don't starve him, but don't let him be a pig either.

[Ebolarama]

*Starts a work out program*

Thanks, everyone.

At 4/12/07 08:53 PM, KipptheCool wrote: Cut him open, slide all the fat out of him and fry it on the B.B.Q.

Besides that fag.

[devilchrono]

Subject him to watching mass amounts of those stupid doggy pagents it will then become self-concious and very deppresed it will try to eat its way out of deppresion then will come to the sad realization that, that doesn't work. It will hear from a friend that a friend of a friends friend has tried shoving its finger down its throat causing it to trigger spasms in the stomache making it throw up any food it has eaten. Your dog will eat normaly scurrying off to the bathroom when no one is looking and "purging". It will sit on the bathroom floor crying alone and ashamed. It will become incredibly skinny to the bones infact. It won't be enough your dog will think it's fat and ugly. It doesn't look good enough like that damn hussy poodle next door. You will find a vile of vomit in your dogs room. You will then procede to question your dog about it. Your dog will admit everything crying on your shoulder about how it needs help. You will send it to go get help with people with bulmia and it will realize that it to is beautiful. It will return home and things will go good for a couple of weeks until it sees that damned poodle again. Your dog will eventually begin binging and purging again. It will realize that it is hurting itself and you. Your dog will attempt and succed suicide.

Poor fat doggy.

Rip doggy =(