Be a Supporter!

What are those pussy jokes?

  • 12,802 Views
  • 11 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
Kaabi
Kaabi
  • Member since: Jul. 6, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Blank Slate
What are those pussy jokes? 2007-04-12 15:49:20 Reply

In the movie "Predator", Shane Black tells two pussy jokes. They're about how his girlfriend's pussy is so big. Does anybody remember them? I've been looking on Google but I can't find them.

UVSoaked
UVSoaked
  • Member since: Mar. 11, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 24
Artist
Response to What are those pussy jokes? 2007-04-12 15:50:25 Reply

At 4/12/07 03:49 PM, Tramps wrote: Is it really that important?

That doesn't sound or look like a pussy joke. :|


BBS Signature
Kaabi
Kaabi
  • Member since: Jul. 6, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Blank Slate
Response to What are those pussy jokes? 2007-04-12 15:51:25 Reply

At 4/12/07 03:49 PM, Tramps wrote: Is it really that important?

No it really is important.

Electric-Bla
Electric-Bla
  • Member since: Dec. 30, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Blank Slate
Response to What are those pussy jokes? 2007-04-12 15:51:26 Reply

Hawkins: [to Billy] I was going down on my girlfriend and said 'sheesh, you got a big pussy... you got a big pussy.' And she said, why did you say that twice? I didn't... it was the echo...

That one?

Wikiquotes :D

Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!

BBS Signature
TacticalShoe
TacticalShoe
  • Member since: Jul. 2, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to What are those pussy jokes? 2007-04-12 15:51:41 Reply

So I went up to my girlfriend the other day and said
"Man you got a big pussy"

"Man you got a big pussy"

And she said: "Why did you say it twice?"
And I said " I didn't"

Then the Indian guy looks at him weird and he says "Because of the echo, you get it?"


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.
Desert Punk of the NG /A/|My VA Demo Reel|Audio Portal|

BBS Signature
BritZombie
BritZombie
  • Member since: Dec. 27, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Blank Slate
Response to What are those pussy jokes? 2007-04-12 15:51:44 Reply

My girlfriend said my pussys as big as a house....my pussys as big as a house....

I said whyd you say that twice

She said: I didn't

Thats one of em


I like my hammer.
Audio. lol click.

BBS Signature
KyleTheMadcap
KyleTheMadcap
  • Member since: Feb. 26, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 20
Audiophile
Response to What are those pussy jokes? 2007-04-12 15:52:09 Reply

At 4/12/07 03:49 PM, Kaabi wrote: In the movie "Predator", Shane Black tells two pussy jokes. They're about how his girlfriend's pussy is so big. Does anybody remember them? I've been looking on Google but I can't find them.

One was something like...

"I was eating my girlfriends pussy and said 'hello...hello' and she said 'why'd you say it twice?' and then I said... 'I didn't, that was the echo"

Or something like that.
I love that part of the movie though hahah.


BBS Signature
Kaabi
Kaabi
  • Member since: Jul. 6, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Blank Slate
Response to What are those pussy jokes? 2007-04-12 15:53:18 Reply

The echo one was the second one, and it was actually the one I remembered. The first one is something about a house, and the girlfriend saying she wishes she had a little pussy or something, but I don't remember the exact wording.

Kaabi
Kaabi
  • Member since: Jul. 6, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Blank Slate
Response to What are those pussy jokes? 2007-04-13 10:07:22 Reply

Hey, I still need that first one. Just the second one isn't good enough I need both christ.

WilliWowza
WilliWowza
  • Member since: Jan. 29, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 33
Blank Slate
Response to What are those pussy jokes? 2007-04-13 10:12:14 Reply

Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...
[Hawkins pauses, then trails off]
Hawkins: ... big as a house.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0093773/quotes


He'd Look Just Like You'd Want Him Too, Some Kind of Slick Chrome American Prince.
Tweet//LastFM//Qwantz//Blog

BBS Signature
Kaabi
Kaabi
  • Member since: Jul. 6, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 23
Blank Slate
Response to What are those pussy jokes? 2007-04-13 13:28:08 Reply

God dammit it was there all along! Anyway, that's a funny one.