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One really weird dream i had, that i can't seem to forget... was a nightmare at the time, but it seems funny to me now.

In the dream, i was on my couch, in the living room, sitting watching television with my family... when i decided to go and get something from the fridge, i opened the fridge, and all the vampires appeared around me.

They weren't ordinary vampires... they were all hot girls from my school at the time. One in particular, my ex-girlfriend, was kissing me on the neck, trying to bite me at the same time.

This was fine with me, in the dream i was having a lot of fun.

So i leave the kitchen, like all that never happened, and I'm back in my living room, watching tv again.

A special news bulletin appears on the tv, and it says "a crazy murderous kangaroo is on the loose, and has been sneaking into peoples basements at night. "

Just then, i heard rustling in my basement... and my dream was bad from there on. I remember hearing it come up the stairs, and then i say it come from out of my kitchen, and it had the fucking creepiest look on it face.

It was one scary looking kangaroo

Recently, I've been having a reoccurring dream.

It's me, doing things in this huge, dark field with grass as high as my sides, but it's silky. Very nice to touch. Also, I'm naked in the dream, and I'm usually always moving. Always running. There's also walls around the field, like I'm stuck in some sort of arena or something. What runs through my mind in this dream is that I wished my girlfriend were living in the same town as me, and that's the only thought I have for the entire dream. But then, at the end of the dream, the grass dissapears, I find a hole in the wall, and I fuck the hole.

...I don't get the dream.

Well, you see, I just woke up from a nap... before I took a nap I wrote in these forums recommending that a new penis game also feature female anatomy including some nun-chuck-like vaginal lip weapons..... and then in my dreams some girl attacked me with her vagina...
.. It went something like this.... (Barely SFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpEfUuJFh7Y

this kid in the year below me - leader of the dark forces of sodomy (WTF?) - is suckling off an old man. he stops and exclaims "knowledge is vast; yet i master it all!"

Weirdest dream for me is this whird recurring one... Sonic (who wore Majora's Mask) and I were the sole competitors in the Boston Marathon. I win by a nose and in the victory celebration Sonic takes off his mask to reveal that he was actually that baby chicken from that Garfield cartoon. He had frost bite. Then I look up and see the moon from Majora's mask about to hit Earth. Then I wake up.

I'm in the cafeteria and i'm just admiring the girl of my dreams (literally in this case and many others) she notices this and starts walking towards me only to stop at an empty table nearby. I could only think THIS IS YOUR CHANCE GO FOR IT! Then, before I could get up she walks right up to me. I then try to start a conversation but before I could BAM a punch right to the face! Then she starts whailing at me but I don't mind ( Call it S&M if you want but she was fucking FINE!) then not long after she's done I wake up in my bed kinda embarrassed about what I had just dreamed.

thats a bit of an odd dream. Here's mine: I suddenly wake up (in the dream) and look out my window and see no houses, nor sidewalk or sky or anything, just a black abyss. Then I walk downstairs to the kitchen and notice the TV on and showing static, I walk over to it to turn it off and suddenly fangs come bursting out of it. I literally yell out "OH SHIT!" and wish for something to 'kill' the TV. Suddenly an AK47 comes out of nowhere and I shoot the TV to nothing but circuits and copper wiring. Then for some reason i feel the need to go on a killing spree in Afghanistan, I suddenly appear in Afghanistan and kill Osama Bin Laden and all others affiliated with Al Qaeda and the 9/11 attacks. Then for some reason I fly up into the sky and go down to the ground at incredible speeds. I hit my leg and break my arm and then travel to the Florida Everglades and fish for worms and great white sharks. Then I wake up sweating and yell to myself "Jesus Christ!" I bet i'll have an even weirder dream tonight.

Ok here goes

I had just finished playing Devil May Cry for hours on end and it was like 5 AM so i decided "Hey, Demons need sleep too right" So i went to sleep and i was in this weird ass room that resembled one of the rooms from DMC and Nevan was sitting half-naked, as always, in the middle of it. I walked over to her and we fucked/ And I looked like dante. And Lady was off in the corner masturbating. And basicly it was a huge sex orgy of all the Characters from DMC 1 2 and 3. Which was pretty freaky mainly because half of them were big ass monster things.

It's not the weirdest dream I've had, but its the most recent weird dream, here goes

I was in WHSmiths with my older brother (he just quit in reality), and he touched the ceiling and staff thrown him out, I then saw my friends looking for work uniform looking through a poster rack, nect thing I know I'm walking to the bus stop, and all my friends from my old school are there, we talk normally, suddenly my sister comes out of nowhere and we start fighting brutally for absolutely ages. I eventually knocked her out, turned round and noticed the bus I was meant to catch was at the stop, but it was a weird number. I decided to get the bus, but instead to help my sister, to show I'm a good brother.

Pretty weird.

I was about seven when I had this one. I had woken up in the middle of the night and I saw someone who looked like my evil twin. I freaked out and threw my pillow at him. He then proceeded to jump on me and started spanking me.

I have no idea why I had that dream. No drugs, no traumatic childhood moments, just complete randomness.

This dream I can remember it like if I did it yesterday...and I was 3 years old!!!

I was in my bed,with my cosy,and suddenly(my dream)my bed was full of shit(It was a stupid baby dream)completely!That was disgusting,and my bed was longer and bigger,I've still this image in my head,but that's not the point.Then I wanted to put the crap out of my bed,but I got the fantastic idea to taste it!And I've said to myself''That's taste mint toothpaste''!!!

That's just disgusting,I hope you never have a dream like that,or you'll remember it for a freaking long time...and it's not a joke!!

One time I had a dream that Jason Voorhees (from Friday the 13th) stole my Gameboy. What made it really weird was that when I woke up, I couldn't find it! After searching for a couple days, I gave up. Only to discover a week later that it somehow got into my box of comics/magazines.

I had a dream that me and two other NGers were going through a war zone and we were being bombed at and there were all these little tents with owls in them. The location of the owls was very important because if the owls were on the bottom of the tent, they were more likely to get bombed.

You don't want to know mine!

I had a dream that I was in the swimming baths and everyones head was exploding. It was fucked up.

i was running away from an evil ice cream man who turned everyone in the world into vanilla flavored ice cream and i was the last person on earth... then he killed himself tryin to kill me...then his ghost tried to kill me and i woke up

so, any psycholigist out there that can tell me wat this means?

Ok my turn..

I awoke in a desert in the middle of nowhere, and standing on top of me was my spirit guide.
(apparently it was a penguin). He kept telling me to get up because we had a mission. since I wouldnt get up he bitch slapped me with a cactus.

we walked in the desert for about 15 minutes, as a robot chicken blizzard hit my mind we were in japan and I was a ninja, So me and Peter (the penguin) are moving through the town fighting ninjas and crazy dancing people.

Next we end up warping to a blank white room, and all of the sudden Tetris blocks arefalling from the sky. we run through a door and end up in super mario bros. exept everything is 8-bit exept me and peter.

One of my crazy dreams that I remember is,
I stop and look around me, the horizon is white, I look down and the ground is a game board. (like Life or Candy Land or something) I start walking and a candy drop person starts yelling at me, I get around it. Later a giant crocodile with a spiked club standing on it's legs says, "Got any money?" I freeze for a sec and he throws me in a tank full of piranhas. I woke up before I died.
Later on, (A couple of months later) I come back to my dream and I bust out of the piranha tank. I forget what else happens, but I think I made it out of bastard game board land.

Mine was me doing an rpg battle with my math teacher in grade 8, I had 400 hp left she tossed crazy numbers at me and then I woke up.

I have a reoccuring dream where it's kind of like a flying dream, but i'm not actually flying instead i'm just able to jump really high and really far. Wich really scares me because i'm deathly afraid of heights, and the "Falling" feeling you get when your on a roller coaster for example.

Had the same dream for about over a year now.

Theres a baby screaming under my bed, when i check (in my dream) theres nothing there although something moves.
Then a figure stands over me and opens its mouth to reveal a white tunnel and then screams, i close my eyes, open them again and im awake.

Scares the shit outta me whenever it pops up.

Any suggestions on how to deal with it please? APART from "seeing" someone.

:S