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An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 21:54:18 Reply

Anyway,so since a good portion of newgrounds is atheist,i decided to share this insight with you.

Since atheists dont beleive in heaven(usually),heres how it will go.

You die.

Your Body decomposes.

A plant grows.

An animals eat that plant.

A human eats the animal.

That human dies.

Rinse and repeat.

Dont worry atheists alike,you wont be useless after death! ^_^


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 21:58:35 Reply

i dont understand the point of this topic, it states several facts, but draws no conclusions from them... perhaps in my aetheistic nature im actually hoping to furthur the cycle of regeneration that will slowly heal the damage done to itself by humanity?

or will god fix it for us?

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 21:58:44 Reply

At 4/11/07 09:54 PM, Errormatix wrote: Anyway,so since a good portion of newgrounds is atheist,i decided to share this insight with you.

What makes you think that?

Dont worry atheists alike,you wont be useless after death! ^_^

Atheists don't always believe they're useless after life.

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 22:00:07 Reply

ugh, shut up you are not being clever you are just posting what has been posted hundreds of times.


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 22:09:10 Reply

Been said before.

You're extremely lame.


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 22:10:15 Reply

This topic will balloon into a 10-page long debate by little faggots who think they understand how the world works.

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 22:14:07 Reply

At 4/11/07 09:54 PM, Errormatix wrote:
Dont worry atheists alike,you wont be useless after death! ^_^

Of course, you have to believe in god to feel good about yourself, any other belief system is more realistic

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 22:15:33 Reply

At 4/11/07 10:14 PM, pt9-9 wrote:

Of course, you have to believe in god to feel good about yourself, any other belief system is more realistic

And people have fulfilled my expectations.

At 4/11/07 10:10 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: This topic will balloon into a 10-page long debate by little faggots who think they understand how the world works.

And this is where it begins.

Mark this page.

For the stupid religious debate starts here.

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 22:16:54 Reply

At 4/11/07 10:15 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:
At 4/11/07 10:10 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: This topic will balloon into a 10-page long debate by little faggots who think they understand how the world works.
And this is where it begins.

Mark this page.

For the stupid religious debate starts here.

That is unless a mod comes and is like "NO RELigUn TOpIXXX >:0" and locks it


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 22:48:49 Reply

A list of my own. In case heaven and hell exist.

You die.

You stand at those pearly gates u people whine and bitch about.

A trap door opens beneath u.

U fall to hell for being such a hater towards ur fellow man.

The other atheists there (assuming "god" lets us in there or w/e) laugh at you and say "Yeah, you said what about getting into heaven for beleiving in that shit while being such a hater?"


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 22:50:02 Reply

At 4/11/07 10:16 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 4/11/07 10:15 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:
At 4/11/07 10:10 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: This topic will balloon into a 10-page long debate by little faggots who think they understand how the world works.
And this is where it begins.

Mark this page.

For the stupid religious debate starts here.
That is unless a mod comes and is like "NO RELigUn TOpIXXX >:0" and locks it

I hope to God that a mod decides to do that.

Aethiests and religious extremists are all alike; they're SOOO stupid, they think they're smart.

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 22:51:04 Reply

At 4/11/07 09:58 PM, Ebolarama wrote:
At 4/11/07 09:54 PM, Errormatix wrote: Anyway,so since a good portion of newgrounds is atheist,i decided to share this insight with you.
What makes you think that?

I was going to say that, I did'nt think many were.


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 22:53:02 Reply

At 4/11/07 10:50 PM, bob-the-ripper wrote:

:: Aethiests and religious extremists are all alike; they're SOOO stupid, they think they're smart.

Well some are stupid, not all. Alot of the extremists AND/OR Aethiests are, but not all.


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 22:54:06 Reply

i'd say the majority of newgrounds atheists arent really atheists, more like bandwagon-hopping, internet atheists.

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:01:11 Reply

At 4/11/07 09:54 PM, Errormatix wrote: Stuff

Because of course - Christianity is right on everything.

Screw Jewish, Hindu, Islamic, Buddhist, Shinto, Sikh, Baha'i, and Jain people, THEY ARE ALL WRONG.

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:01:51 Reply

At 4/11/07 10:53 PM, Darsha2 wrote:
At 4/11/07 10:50 PM, bob-the-ripper wrote:
Aethiests and religious extremists are all alike; they're SOOO stupid, they think they're smart.
Well some are stupid, not all. Alot of the extremists AND/OR Aethiests are, but not all.

Right, right.

That's what I was trying to get across. :)

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:10:13 Reply

At 4/11/07 11:01 PM, Dark-Phire wrote:
At 4/11/07 09:54 PM, Errormatix wrote: Stuff
Because of course - Christianity is right on everything.

Screw Jewish, Hindu, Islamic, Buddhist, Shinto, Sikh, Baha'i, and Jain people, THEY ARE ALL WRONG.

He wasn't saying Christianity was right, don't get all offended and shit *rolls eyes*


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:11:03 Reply

At 4/11/07 10:10 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: This topic will balloon into a 10-page long debate by little faggots who think they understand how the world works.

or people that think that "their way" is the only way *coughchristianscough*


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:12:44 Reply

At 4/11/07 11:10 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: He wasn't saying Christianity was right, don't get all offended and shit *rolls eyes*

He didn't, but he was insinuating it.


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:15:04 Reply

I made a bible for the atheists years ago.

An atheist's guide.


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:17:22 Reply

At 4/11/07 10:15 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: For the stupid religious debate starts here.

fuck you lizard man.

there is no debating the facts.
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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:18:48 Reply

At 4/11/07 10:10 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: This topic will balloon into a 10-page long debate by little faggots who think they understand how the world works.

The entirety of Newgrounds is like that.
Half of these people don't like religion because they think church is boring.


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:20:06 Reply

it doesn't take much to notice that dead stuff decomposes, sorry champ but humanity figured it out a while ago.

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:23:13 Reply

Hey guys, I was wondering... I never had a religion or believed in a god, does it make me an atheist ?


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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:25:36 Reply

At 4/11/07 11:23 PM, Dalario wrote: Hey guys, I was wondering... I never had a religion or believed in a god, does it make me an atheist ?

i wasnt spoon fed jesus but wtf is that creature hiding behind my stack of enciteclopedias

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:28:35 Reply

wheres the proof that god doesnt exist, i can say though there is more proof pointing to an god than proof pointing that there isn't one

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Response to An atheist's guide. 2007-04-11 23:30:20 Reply

At 4/11/07 11:28 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: wheres the proof that god doesnt exist, i can say though there is more proof pointing to an god than proof pointing that there isn't one

1. No
2. Atheism is a Religion
All I'm posting here.


Wut?

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