I beat Uncharted. While playing The Final Countdown by Europe, and Holy Thunderforce by Rhapsody of Fire. That just made it all the more epic.

At 1/13/08 10:37 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I beat Uncharted. While playing The Final Countdown by Europe, and Holy Thunderforce by Rhapsody of Fire. That just made it all the more epic.

how many chapter thingy ma jigs is there?

Got Uncharted today. Not that far in, a bit after the plane crashes.

At 1/13/08 12:50 PM, TheMaster wrote: Got Uncharted today. Not that far in, a bit after the plane crashes.

I'm stuck on 15-18. Not sure which one it is, but it's the dried up fountain where the horde of soldiers come rushing at you.

Shall I unleash the spoilers?

Off to own some nooblets in TF2, anyone wanna join in?

At 1/13/08 01:21 PM, Xtesh wrote:

At 1/13/08 12:59 PM, IrishGun wrote: I'm stuck on 15-18. Not sure which one it is, but it's the dried up fountain where the horde of soldiers come rushing at you.

I loved that part. If you're stuck, just scoop up all of the ammo for the weapon you want(the machine gun worked better for me), and stick next to Eddie(or back to back to him, if you can). Backing into a corner and firing at whatever comes at you(not at Eddie, he can take care of himself), should keep you alive for the whole 5 or so minutes.

I said the soldiers at the dried up fountain. I've seen the cursed Spaniards bit, and know how to get past it.

Shall I unleash the spoilers?

No. It makes it all the more fun when you play it.

Ok.

*cough*Elena almost dies*cough*

I think I'm giving up on Uncharted. It's great, 10/10, but I just can't be bothered anymore because I know the ending, and the part I'm at is so hard.

I'll play R&C: TOD now.

I think insomniac gonna deliver the goods with a better storyline. I'd like to see some sort concept not understood completely until the last few levels.

Some things to think about:

minions should be able to grab people in co-op too.

more destructive environment. I hate shootin' stuff like big trash cans and seeing no affect (like that ones in Manchester for 40p online. I'd like to be able roll that out and hide behind at the same time so I stop gettin sniped. oh yeah and the tank level needs to be more destructive.

new monsters (angels are good bosses, but I still feel they're too weak (I can getem with four well placed rockets) maybe like some half converted chimera, even more decrepited gray jacks, those rolling things need better AI, some gorilla type chimera would replace those useless dogs, way more scary.

Lastly, I'd like to get a little uncertainty in the enemy placement and actions (maybe I find them playing cards in a room and and then don't even have guns, they just sit and wait for me to kill them (they must have the same sense of 'we're fucked' that humans do) Then again, there should be an assassin or soemthing that sneaks up behind you.

WAIT WAIT

I WANT TO CLIMB BUILDINGS!!!!

Resistance 2 = Resistance: FOM + Assassin's Creed

At 1/13/08 11:39 AM, cookie-monsta1 wrote:

At 1/13/08 10:37 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I beat Uncharted. While playing The Final Countdown by Europe, and Holy Thunderforce by Rhapsody of Fire. That just made it all the more epic.

how many chapter thingy ma jigs is there?

40-ish, I think.

Ive thought of a cool idea for Resistance 2.
If at one point there was any wildlife, some kind of Animal/Chimera hybirds would be awesome.

At 1/13/08 02:31 PM, Xtesh wrote:

At 1/13/08 02:22 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

40-ish, I think.

21, actually.

Sorry, I don't know what game I was thinking of.

At 1/13/08 02:52 PM, iateamexican wrote: Ive thought of a cool idea for Resistance 2.
If at one point there was any wildlife, some kind of Animal/Chimera hybirds would be awesome.

That sounds awesome. Reminds me of the Cerberi from Resident Evil.

At 1/12/08 01:07 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 1/12/08 12:30 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Most exclusives that go to other console will not be as good as the original dedicated game console. Some games are designed for console #1 then they go to another (console #2) tend to have bugs and the controls are different therefore it just doesn't work.

GameSpot says otherwise for VF5.

Then again, they are biased.

like nazis to jews.

btw, screw anyone who uses the gernade launcher in COD4.

RFOM 2 is going to be in the next GI mag. Ill let you know what the say.

At 1/13/08 02:31 PM, Xtesh wrote:

At 1/13/08 02:22 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

40-ish, I think.

21, actually.

No, 22.

At 1/13/08 06:10 PM, Xtesh wrote: The Templars treasure is my guess.

I sincerely doubt it. I've had enough with Templar's treasure with Assassin's Creed. Having another game focusing on it would be boring.

At 1/13/08 06:49 PM, Xtesh wrote:

Psh, who cares about Assassins' Creed? Get Timeshift.

God, who's that faggot who started that asinine joke?

At 1/13/08 06:56 PM, Xtesh wrote:

I bet he's a complete retard. Or a threat to the world. Or a big jerk.

I have a hunch his real name is Seth.

Either way, PS3 needs a new incredibly mediocre game for us to make unfunny jokes about.

Don't need to, R&C filled the job already.

At 1/13/08 06:56 PM, Xtesh wrote: I bet he's a complete retard. Or a threat to the world. Or a big jerk.

It was a complete retard.
Trust me, I had nothing to do with that joke.

At 1/13/08 07:13 PM, WORLDTHREAT wrote:

At 1/13/08 06:56 PM, Xtesh wrote: I bet he's a complete retard. Or a threat to the world. Or a big jerk.

It was a complete retard.
Trust me, I had nothing to do with that joke.

Getting all defensive now, eh? No one even accused you, but you still don't think anyone should blame you.

We have found the guilty party. Proceed to burn him at the stake with the millions Timeshift packages thrown out from dumbass gamers.

whoops, got ahead of myself with the (hopefully) above post.

At 1/11/08 09:09 PM, Xtesh wrote:

At 1/11/08 07:48 PM, TheThing wrote: Mega-Post!

Response to Mega-Post!

Mega-Post Response to Mega-Post!

God this club moves fast...

At 1/10/08 11:09 PM, Xtesh wrote:

Sony has how many AAA games coming out this year? MGS4, LBP, Killzone 2, FFXIII, FFXIII: Versus, Resistance 2, etc.
So I think I'll be going by respective launch dates(because this year the 360 doesn't seem to be getting the Holy Grail of games it got last year).

Fine, but we were talking about last year, not this year. Also, the 360 gets Splinter Cell and one or 2 others (can't be arsed to get my EGM and find out exactly which). But that's nothing compared to the proposed Sony offering this year.

Granted, all of them are good, but if you only got 1 console and you want to play an FPS, you have

I also said PC. That accounts for 100% of Xbox FPS games, and a large portion of PC-exclusive games.

Yeah, but I only was talking about your Nintendo shooter fetish, not your PC shooter fetish. The PC one is kosher.

True, but the story in Gears is better, and it's fucking impossible to shoot anyone from a distance in Uncharted. And Uncharted still needs to work out some of it's gameplay mechanics, since its not a traditional 3rd person shooter.

Speaking of shooting at a distance, I managed to headshot a guy (one of the snipers!) with the beginning pistol in the second fight in the church. It was one of the coolest one-time things ever.

Cool. But it's still hard to hit people unless you stand in a hail of gunfire to perfectly aim your shot.

New Star Wars?

Yeah, I forget the exact name, but it's coming out late this year. It puts you as a Sith on steroids (1 shot [or whatever you would call it] of force lightening, and an entire room of clone troopers is taken out, or something close to that), and the graphics make you orgasm in your pants.

But it could always turn out like a Dynasty Warriors set in the Star Wars universe with really really good graphics.

September(LBP) and Q3-4(Killzone 2) release is what someone posted a link to.

Yeah, and LBP was supposed to come out this December, and I was supposed to be pimping out my Home avatar's house right now. But shit happens and things change.

I don't need a "Halo-killer". The only way we could have that is if it were even more hyped, since there's been little to improve in FPS games outside of graphics since 2000.

I will give Halo it's credit; after Halo 2 (2004?2005?) when the shield was strengthened and health was taken away, everyone copied that to prevent frustrated gamers from backtracking to make sure they have enough health to continue.

But LBP looks to be that game. The game that, no matter how cool/manly you are, you buy it.

I WILL.

SO WILL I

At 1/11/08 04:30 PM, Xtesh wrote:

But saying that Jak and Daxter and Ratchet and Clank didn't deserve the score they got on the PS2 just made me hate you.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, MOTHERFUCKER.
I own all of those games. Why would I think that they're bad? I'd rather play Jak 3 than Chrono Trigger any day(which says a lot on my part).

Oh.......shit. What am I going to do with the guns and ammo I bought for the next NG meet-up?

Even though I'm not a huge R&C fan, I would have sex with Jak.

Jak reminds me of a young pointy-eared, peach-colored Samuel L. Jackson.

After Jak2&3, yeah. But in the first Jak, he was a furry, lovable lombax.

Also, replace "Jak" with "Kiera", and I so totally agree with you.

Well, you can always enjoy both at the same time :3

At 1/13/08 07:12 PM, Xtesh wrote: Fuck.
You.
You.
Dirty.
Communist.

Oh Wah.

At 1/13/08 07:13 PM, WORLDTHREAT wrote:

At 1/13/08 06:56 PM, Xtesh wrote: I bet he's a complete retard. Or a threat to the world. Or a big jerk.

It was a complete retard.
Trust me, I had nothing to do with that joke.

TheThing was right. No need to get your panties up in a bunch.

At 1/13/08 10:04 PM, Xtesh wrote:

Mega-Post Response to Mega-Post!

SUPER HYPER DRAGONBALL Z RESPONSE TO MEGA RESPONSE OF MEGA POST!

How can I follow that, but with:
THE RESPONSE IS OVER 9,000!

Bah, Splinter Cell was a ripoff of MGS. You know what they're doing this time around? Putting a "too old for this shit" Sam Fisher in his last(?) mission. The only 360 game I want is Ninja Gaiden 2.

They have another game called Alan Wake; looks pretty good, although it seems more like a movie than a video game.

Yeah, but I only was talking about your Nintendo shooter fetish, not your PC shooter fetish. The PC one is kosher.

You talkin' about my Nintendo shooter fetish?

Yeah, Nintendo shooter fetishes are rarer than midget porn fetishes. Mainly because there are no shooters for Nintendo.

Yeah, I forget the exact name, but it's coming out late this year. It puts you as a Sith on steroids (1 shot [or whatever you would call it] of force lightening, and an entire room of clone troopers is taken out, or something close to that), and the graphics make you orgasm in your pants.

Sounds hawt.

looks hawt, although it's hard to tell because of the rescaling and non-HDness of it.

I will give Halo it's credit; after Halo 2 (2004?2005?) when the shield was strengthened and health was taken away, everyone copied that to prevent frustrated gamers from backtracking to make sure they have enough health to continue.

I think I want hektur's(?) idea for RFOM2 where you have less health and it's divided into quadrants.

Yeah, but it still uses the rechargeable health system based off of Halo. Even COD2 and 3 used a similar system; no health bar, but don't let the camera turn to a dark shade of red; then you're dead.

After Jak2&3, yeah. But in the first Jak, he was a furry, lovable lombax.

Lombax? R&C much?

He's lovable like a lombax.

At 1/13/08 06:23 PM, Jerkapotamus wrote:

At 1/13/08 06:10 PM, Xtesh wrote: The Templars treasure is my guess.

I sincerely doubt it. I've had enough with Templar's treasure with Assassin's Creed. Having another game focusing on it would be boring.

Bastard, I just started AC last night.

I dont think im playing enough AC.. for anyone thats finnished it, when you re-enter the Animus after finnishing the game, do practicly every gaurd attack you still?

At 1/13/08 09:16 PM, TheThing wrote: No one even accused you, but you still don't think anyone should blame you.

Actually, Xtesh suggested that it might have been me. When he said it could have been a threat to the world, he was obviously referring to my alias. The person who started it was TehreTard, lets kill him!
Also, Xtesh, how the hell is your alias pronounced?

probably, the ai is a bit twitchy lol
blarg hurry up song and fucking release an update so we accesstheXMB menu during games GAH

lol song, I meant sony HAHAHAH HOW HILARIOUS

'Eeeeeyyy

What're the thoughts on The Club eh?
Friggin' funny with three-player splitscreen.

That first bit was meant to be the fonz btw

At 1/13/08 03:02 PM, TheGamingHammer wrote:

At 1/12/08 01:07 PM, IrishGun wrote: GameSpot says otherwise for VF5.

Then again, they are biased.

like nazis to jews.

Or grammar nazis to typo jews.

At 1/13/08 07:00 PM, TehreTard wrote:

At 1/13/08 06:56 PM, Xtesh wrote: Either way, PS3 needs a new incredibly mediocre game for us to make unfunny jokes about.

Don't need to, R&C filled the job already.

If you think the same for the other five, then all I can say is:

Get.
Raped.

At 1/14/08 11:58 AM, WORLDTHREAT wrote: Xtesh, how the hell is your alias pronounced?

Probably Ecks-tesh.

At 1/14/08 04:35 PM, Xtesh wrote:

At 1/14/08 04:27 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 1/13/08 03:02 PM, TheGamingHammer wrote:

At 1/12/08 01:07 PM, IrishGun wrote: GameSpot says otherwise for VF5.

Then again, they are biased.

like nazis to jews.

Or grammar nazis to typo jews.

Or grammar nazis to illiterate Jews.

Maybe.

At 1/13/08 07:00 PM, TehreTard wrote:

At 1/13/08 06:56 PM, Xtesh wrote: Either way, PS3 needs a new incredibly mediocre game for us to make unfunny jokes about.

Don't need to, R&C filled the job already.

If you think the same for the other five, then all I can say is:

Get.
Raped.

Don't forget the hellfire. Hellfire always makes threats better.

Indeed it does.

At 1/14/08 11:58 AM, WORLDTHREAT wrote: Xtesh, how the hell is your alias pronounced?

Probably Ecks-tesh.

DEAR GOD! I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!

Now someones gonna find out where I live, and then they'll rape me...

Try and pronounce mine, biznatch! >:3

Also, I am determined to beat Uncharted. I just wish I hadn't seen the end of the game first. D:

At 1/14/08 10:32 AM, iateamexican wrote: I dont think im playing enough AC.. for anyone thats finnished it, when you re-enter the Animus after finnishing the game, do practicly every gaurd attack you still?

Probably. I rented mine, and since it's such a long game (it took easily 15-20 hours just to get all the memories, excluding the extra ones besides all view points in the Kingdom), I beat it just before I had to return it. But once you beat it, there's no real reason to go back and play it, besides the extra memories (flag collection).

http://www.destructoid.com/porn-drops-hd -dvd-backs-blu-ray-call-for-the-bell-thi s-one-s-over-65110.phtml

HD-DVD is over. Porn is now Blu-Ray. I predict that the remaning backers of HD-DVD will switch over by next year.