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At 1/1/10 10:17 PM, TheThing wrote: And as others have said, that metaphor was just a bit too complex for you. Try rereading it once or twice. Or more.

I'm not a fucking idiot. I've just not played the games, the references aren't going to make sense to me.

Bought Demon's Souls, and was enjoying it for about an hour until the game glitched and I couldn't run or roll, forcing me to start a new game.

At 1/1/10 02:20 PM, scetch00 wrote: White whine sucks ass. That shit made me eat 9 POUNDS of lasagna, and I just shat it all out 10 minutes ago.

I drank a shit ton of vodka, gin, and energy drinks. Hangover sucked balls though, and I slept almost all day yesterday.

At 1/2/10 01:18 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Bought Demon's Souls, and was enjoying it for about an hour until the game glitched and I couldn't run or roll, forcing me to start a new game.

...why did you start a new game? Couldn't you just...quit the game? or quit to XMB?

At 1/2/10 01:30 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

At 1/2/10 01:18 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Bought Demon's Souls, and was enjoying it for about an hour until the game glitched and I couldn't run or roll, forcing me to start a new game.

...why did you start a new game? Couldn't you just...quit the game? or quit to XMB?

Doesn't Demon's Souls automatically load the game from wherever you last were?

Anyway, you were only in 1-1 like I said, it's only about 10 minutes in, so don't get your panties in a knot.

At 1/2/10 04:18 PM, scetch00 wrote: Doesn't Demon's Souls automatically load the game from wherever you last were?

Yep, it auto-saves constantly, like literally every 5 minutes

At 1/2/10 05:51 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

At 1/2/10 04:18 PM, scetch00 wrote: Doesn't Demon's Souls automatically load the game from wherever you last were?

Yep, it auto-saves constantly, like literally every 5 minutes

How about every time you pick up an item?

At 1/2/10 06:12 PM, scetch00 wrote: How about every time you pick up an item?

Not sure, I wouldn't put it past it though

I know it auto saves whenever you go through a fog gate, and kill bosses, and buy stuff..

At 1/2/10 07:50 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

At 1/2/10 06:12 PM, scetch00 wrote: How about every time you pick up an item?

Not sure, I wouldn't put it past it though

I know it auto saves whenever you go through a fog gate, and kill bosses, and buy stuff..

I'm saying it DOES save every time you pick up an item. Also when it auto saves, the XMB takes ages to load, and since the game auto saves for EVERYTHING, it makes anything XMB related a chore.

Ello boysssssssss

Oh Jurassic: The Hunted, you tremendous cunt.

Enter cave level.
Rock slide forces you down a hill.
Land in front of a stationary gun.
HOLY SHIT IT'S A T. REX.
Shoot T. Rex until it runs away.
FUCKING PTERODACTYLS FUCK OFF THE GUN WILL OVERHEAT AND THE REX WILL RAPE ME FUCK OFF FUCK OFF.
T. Rex charges, pterodactyls flee, shoot T. Rex until it runs again.
Repeat until T. Rex is dead.

"That must be he caves the professor told me ab-, OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING"

LOL DO IT ALL AGAIN WITH A NEW T. REX, IF YOU DIE, BACK TO START OF LEVEL LOL.

I take it you haven't beaten the game Master?

At 1/2/10 09:19 PM, scetch00 wrote: I take it you haven't beaten the game Master?

I played it for like half an hour on Christmas day, and only went back to it today. Been doing Fallout 3, but I'm bored of it, and while before it would crash every 5 hours or so, it's come down to every half hour or so, so I've just given up on that for now.

Surely you see the irony in playing dinosaur games where you constantly commit mass genocide against dinosaurs, because you like dinosaurs?

At 1/2/10 07:54 PM, scetch00 wrote: I'm saying it DOES save every time you pick up an item.

Must have missed that in your post..

Also when it auto saves, the XMB takes ages to load, and since the game auto saves for EVERYTHING, it makes anything XMB related a chore.

Don't open the XMB when it's saving..?

Just see if the orange light on the front is flashing.

At 1/3/10 05:15 AM, iateamexican wrote: Surely you see the irony in playing dinosaur games where you constantly commit mass genocide against dinosaurs, because you like dinosaurs?

If dinosaurs are awesome, and I'm killing them, I must be BETTER than awesome.

At 1/3/10 08:59 AM, TheMaster wrote: If dinosaurs are awesome, and I'm killing them, I must be BETTER than awesome.

Not if you're killing them in a shitty game like that

At 1/3/10 10:05 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

At 1/3/10 08:59 AM, TheMaster wrote: If dinosaurs are awesome, and I'm killing them, I must be BETTER than awesome.

Not if you're killing them in a shitty game like that

But it's got dinosaurs in, it can't be shitty.

It's the best console exclusive shooter, anyway. Better than Halo, Resistance or Killzone, by a good distance.

I'm well going to Platinum Jurassic: The Hunted.

Just need to do it on hard (tricky, two hits from the standard enemy kills you, but you get the bonus gun that kills them in two hits, too), and beat each level without dying (easy enough, just frustrating having to quit the level and choose it from level select again each time you die).

Also, get off /v/, Paul.

At 1/3/10 04:05 PM, TheMaster wrote: Also, get off /v/, Paul.

I've mostly been on /tv/ this week.

Why are we swapping boards?

At 1/3/10 04:09 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

At 1/3/10 04:05 PM, TheMaster wrote: Also, get off /v/, Paul.

I've mostly been on /tv/ this week.

Why are we swapping boards?

I can only talk about The End of Time and Avatar so much.

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010 /01/02/2010-01-02_new_jersey_boy_9_stabb ed_to_death_in_hallway_of_harlem_housing _project_while_vis.html

PS3

It only does murders.

Everything about this story is wrong. 9 year old hangs out with a 25 year old man. Kid plays his playstation 3 at 3:30AM. The grandfather blames video games over the murder which makes no sense at all. The kid was just playing a game at the time. If he had been reading a book or watching TV there would be no "he was killed over a book/tv show".

I saw this story on Sankaku this morning. A few things to wonder.

Where the fuck were the parents? Why didn't they notice? Why was the rest of the family asleep? Why the hell was the kid playing games at 3:30 AM?

Also since I'm cruel. The kid was playing: Tony Hawk's RIDE. I'd kill somebody if I saw someone playing such an abomination.

At 1/3/10 07:18 PM, scetch00 wrote: I saw this story on Sankaku this morning. A few things to wonder.

Where the fuck were the parents?

He was spending the weekend with his uncle and aunt. It's not that big of a deal to spend a weekend with your uncle and aunt without your parents.

Why didn't they notice?

Because the kid was stabbed, not shot. Last time I checked, knives don't make much noise.

Why was the rest of the family asleep?

Old people get tired easy. They can't stay up to 3 AM like they used to.

Why the hell was the kid playing games at 3:30 AM?

I'll give you this one. Even though the kid was excited about his PS3 and RIDE, he should have a reasonable bedtime.

Outside of the staying up to 3:30 AM and the murder, nothing in this story is too out of the ordinary for an average family. This is just a freak accident, and even though the article mentions Playstation about 46548464 times, we have no idea what was going through the guys mind when he stabbed his 9-year-old cousin. Maybe the kid didn't want to give up his turn in the game, or there was some there's something wrong with the guy, or maybe they hated each other. Who knows.

It seems im gonna get fucked in school today, didnt do my homework cuz i dont have my shitty directions for it :P.

I think the best thing about that article was that anyone who attempts to use that boys death against video games will make a complete arse of themselves when someone points out it was a Skateboarding game.

Grazed elbows/stabbed to death

Hideo Kojima inspired to return back to the PS3 because of Modern Warfare 2.

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/01/05 /hideo-kojima-after-seeing-mw2-ill-retur n-to-the-ps3/

At 1/4/10 01:43 PM, iateamexican wrote: I think the best thing about that article was that anyone who attempts to use that boys death against video games will make a complete arse of themselves when someone points out it was a Skateboarding game.

Grazed elbows/stabbed to death

Wow, that's the topic of conversation? Man, that was old 2 years ago.

Oh, this is a Ignis256. New alt. Not a noob.

Sorry to double post, but...

THE MAG BETA IS OPEN AGAIN!!!1

I need a towel...

Time To Catch Up....

Having Completing Borderlands it has no become rather hard, despite doing all the missions and rarely skipping enemys, im still tooo pussy to handle the level 35 skags coming at me then having a bullshit moment of 3 special skags coming at me all at the same level and getting pwned because bloodwing does fuck all to help, the eridian weapons i have are dissapointing they are not strong enough dammit!

Assassins Creed 2 is awesome, it improves on the 1st game 100 times over, its freaking sweet the subject 16 video is one of the best parts of the game it makes the story just rather sexy.

Uncharted 2...im not touching the story until i play the 1st game multiplayer and co-op for now...

Bioshock 2 Is On My List, So Thats It Really.

I Heard that story about that kid, that guy needs to be hung.

/Rant Over.