5 star prisons in Austria

[IronKoala]

If this is there idea of punishment, imagine what there idea or pleasure is

I wonder if anyone has gotten into the place, but refuse to leave.

The link didn't work.

[IronKoala]

sorry about the broken link.

At 4/11/07 07:47 AM, IronKoala wrote: sorry about the broken link.

You should be.

But seriously, thats awesome. If it wasn't for the shitty rooms and lack of freedom i'd go.

Can I furnish my own cell?

[CursedPanther]

Yes when the government has too much money to spare.

Damn! The prisoners' new home is so much better than us! Unacceptable!

[IronKoala]

At 4/11/07 07:50 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:

Can I furnish my own cell?

Yeah, use the stuff you stole to deck out your new cell!

[MidgetHobo]

At 4/11/07 07:47 AM, IronKoala wrote: sorry about the broken link.

Never underestimate a kid who loves his TV too much. That place looks awesome, it's a pity you'll have to know the right people to get in there...

[Enoll]

I'd commit so many low level crimes I'd be there for life.

[packerman]

Time to go to Australia and get to prison. That place is wayyy Better where I live. NUFF SAID.

[IronKoala]

At 4/11/07 07:54 AM, Enoll wrote: I'd commit so many low level crimes I'd be there for life.

I think that this place would only hold low level prisoners. Theft and stuff.

At 4/11/07 07:56 AM, packerman wrote: Time to go to Australia and get to prison. That place is wayyy Better where I live. NUFF SAID.

Austria*

Our prisons suck.

[Chalis]

Dude, its like a free apartment or something!

[IronKoala]

At 4/11/07 07:57 AM, Chalis wrote: Dude, its like a free apartment or something!

With a free gym!

[AcidSoldier]

At 4/11/07 07:56 AM, packerman wrote: Time to go to Australia and get to prison. That place is wayyy Better where I live. NUFF SAID.

Austrailia and Austria are different places.

[lolomfgisuck]

That's nicer the most peoples homes.

[BIOHAZARD]

At 4/11/07 07:46 AM, IronKoala wrote: If this is there idea of punishment, imagine what there idea or pleasure is

I wonder if anyone has gotten into the place, but refuse to leave.

there is no such website as http://5/.

[kidray76]

Fuck college, I'm going to rob a bank.

[BIOHAZARD]

wow, so in austria its good to do crime? cool

[hopelesswonder]

That isn't prison thats a hotel with bars!

[josh483]

At 4/11/07 12:11 PM, hopelesswonder wrote: That isn't prison thats a hotel with bars!

Added Security.. + Why not just break into the prison and live with a friendly cell mate. Hell i could study at open univeristy there and live well easy.

[Dave-Harbron]

I'm well booking my holiday there wonder what the food is like?

[ElementalSoldier]

When I thought of Austria I thought of Germany and then I thought about concentration camps,but that is a nice prison tho I would prefer my own home, because I'm not a big fan of gyms.

[MethodMinus]

At 4/11/07 11:54 AM, AcidSoldier wrote: Austrailia and Austria are different places.

Yea. The whole island of Australia is a prison while Austria is just Germany's jealous neighbor.

[packerman]

bump!

[Earfetish]

Countries with nicer jails are normally nicer countries with lower serious crime. Judge a country by what it does with its invisible citizens.

[TropicalPenquin]

That dude was right, stealing someones TV is a win win situation over there.

[amplefied]

I'm thinking human rights activists have too much time on their hands these days.

[Arturus]

At 4/11/07 12:19 PM, MethodMinus wrote:

At 4/11/07 11:54 AM, AcidSoldier wrote: Austrailia and Austria are different places.

Yea. The whole island of Australia is a prison while Austria is just Germany's jealous neighbor.

Australia is actually a continent, pretty much the same size as north America. Except unlike America, Australia is rich in uranium which we sell to the Chinese.
As for Australia being a prison..funny you mention that

lol

[dalmo]

let me tell you i live in a small hotel its just like a prison even if its nice it sucks ass you cant do anything in prison mind you bad food you might get raped you dont have internet you also need to speek austrian to talk to other inmates

[TurtleJuice]

If you're homeless and in Austria , steal a womans purse and " accidentally " fall over when the police start chasing after you