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NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING
DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED
SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE
OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

-Anything related to Emo
-Anything related to the movie 300

Emo jokes are just annoying as hell now.

Everyone killed the jokes with anything to do with the movie 300 VERY FAST. How the hell can you do that Internet?

Don't forget about Legendary Frog.

At 4/10/07 10:44 PM, MadCow wrote: Stuff.

That was deep.

Isn't it funny how "Newgrounder" is abbreviated to "NGer", and that looks a lot like the N word?

At 4/10/07 10:43 PM, Elfer wrote: - Responding to a complaint topic by doing precisely what the person was complaining about.

You steales from me.

You know whose flash sucks and was never funny? Mr Leone.
Friken Birch
he curses me off for no apperent reason

At 4/10/07 10:21 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote:
But Seriously Other things that need to die as well.
- and the Use of "Your Mom"

I agree with this. "Your Mom" has been used as a lame comeback for years now. WHY WON'T IT DIE?!?!

[a href="http://www.meetspin.com"]lol check out this 1337 site lol[/a]

Fuck that nagger beams are hilarious!

I laugh everytime I see one. All the others are lame I agree but keep the laz0rs.

- Quoted for truth
- Stories that start out normally and end up as gay sex
- Stories that are the same as a different topic, only from the view of the antagonist or an observer

At 4/10/07 10:18 PM, Elfer wrote:

- Chuck Norris (LET US NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN)

Saying Chuck Norris isn't funny just makes that funny as well,either way Norris wins.

At 4/10/07 11:15 PM, chocolate-penguin wrote: And none of you have any right to make a topic about what's not funny anymore as youdo not have the authoritah to decide what is and isn't.

I have more comedic authority than at least 99% of this BBS.

The "Lazor" was never funny. How someone ould invent somethnig so stupid is beyond me, but these are the same mewling infants that jerk off to hentai.

300 is not meant to be funny, it is epic. Everything positively related to 300 is oozing with greatness. 300 is the way I want to die. I was contemplating suicide (because nobody likes me, you all know why), but then I saw 300, and I am ready for action.

People using MSPaint in a photoshop topic.

"LUL HAY GUYZ I MADE HIM A NINJA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL MY SKILLZ R L337 :)))))))))))SMILYFACE WITH MANY CHINS!"

You're not talented, you're not funny, go away.

YES THAT INCLUDES MSPAINT COCKS OKAY GUYS.

At 4/10/07 10:21 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: - Rap Music
- Emocore Music
- and the Use of "Your Mom"

Agreed to the max.

You're my hero.

At 4/10/07 11:21 PM, ViolentAJ wrote: The "Lazor" was never funny. How someone ould invent somethnig so stupid is beyond me, but these are the same mewling infants that jerk off to hentai.

300 is not meant to be funny, it is epic. Everything positively related to 300 is oozing with greatness. 300 is the way I want to die. I was contemplating suicide (because nobody likes me, you all know why), but then I saw 300, and I am ready for action.

Shut up you are just mad at the nagger beams.

Enlightenment.

And no wonder no one likes you. "ASIANS CAN'T TOUCH BLACKS"

Stfu maybe you are just an ugly little cunt scab, Huh?

Not even the biggest nub pisses me off as much as you do.

At 4/10/07 11:22 PM, MisterDielectric wrote:

At 4/10/07 10:21 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: - Rap Music
- Emocore Music
- and the Use of "Your Mom"

Agreed to the max.

You're my hero.

Bow Down and Give your Hero Head He Demands it.

- MS paint penises in photoshop threads
- I made him look gay
- Ginourmous Cock Jokes
- Huge Cock Jokes
- Enourmous Cock Jokes
- Cock Jokes
- I punch women sigs
- Sigs with one stickman dicking around with another one saying "stop that".

At 4/10/07 11:21 PM, ViolentAJ wrote:

That reminds me.

- At */*/* *:* PM, ViolentAJ wrote:

At 4/10/07 11:24 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote:

Agreed to the max.

You're my hero.

Bow Down and Give your Hero Head He Demands it.

Fuckin' done.

misinterpreting peoples emotions on the internet, nowadays its like im a pro actor reading a really really emo script.. before that it was like i was on the antiemo drugs and i had noo clue i upset people

oh yeah and during that i lost a lot of empathy in RL, its like an imbalance, where moderation is truly the key to living a full life

- HAYF
- HAYF hate threads
- SonicMega hate threads
- Rap hate threads (I know, this is gonna be hard for you clever people that post "rap is 75% of the word crap.")
- ViolentAJ hate threads
- Asians not likeing blacks
- and, emo jokes.

At 4/10/07 10:18 PM, Elfer wrote: - A long absurd story about how you're a computer nerd and had sex with an ugly fat girl

GOD DAMN IT I MILKED THAT FOR ALL IT WAS WORTH!

"I did it for the lulz"
-4chan

At 4/10/07 11:33 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote:

- Asians not likeing blacks

You find the truth amusing somehow?

At 4/10/07 11:36 PM, ViolentAJ wrote:

At 4/10/07 11:33 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote:

- Asians not likeing blacks

You find the truth amusing somehow?

NO, THAT'S THE POINT.

At 4/10/07 11:36 PM, ViolentAJ wrote:

At 4/10/07 11:33 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote:

- Asians not likeing blacks

You find the truth amusing somehow?

Just paint your hand yellow you lonely fuck.

At 4/10/07 11:36 PM, ViolentAJ wrote:

At 4/10/07 11:33 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote:

- Asians not likeing blacks

You find the truth amusing somehow?

I find your "truth" amusing.