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At 4/10/07 05:58 PM, Mashroor wrote:

At 4/10/07 05:57 PM, Worthless-Wisdom wrote: Also

He looks like my penis.

most random posts of the day, FTW.

also willi, check your inbox.

At 4/10/07 06:23 PM, VictoryGin wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:22 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Why don't all you English people come to Jamestown, to commerate the 400th anniversarry of the founding of Jamestown.It was the first permanent English colony in North America you know.Besides your queen is going to be there. : )

They picked one hell of a shit name.

Or was it one hell of a shit location.I mean infected water, mosquitos and disease.Sounds not fun at all.

no fucking way, lets see. british people talk funny. they have bad teeth. and it's too fucking expensive. plus dollers>pounds.

At 4/10/07 06:08 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:06 PM, Raguel wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:05 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Guys remember when we saved that whale and it died anyway?

That was so British.

Not really.

You didn't even offer it a cup of tea!

Or rape it's native land!

What is your fucking problem, seriosly. Yes England has raped many a land, but if there was one country who tagged along and joined in with Englands tradition of raping innocent countrys. It was Scotland.

And don't start bollocking on about 'I don't hate the english, I hate British' because be it about British or English you say something shit and pretend your Irish and it's fuckin pathetic.

At 4/10/07 06:25 PM, zzzzd wrote: And don't start bollocking on about 'I don't hate the english, I hate British' because be it about British or English you say something shit and pretend your Irish and it's fuckin pathetic.

Oh, quit your bitching and join in the England-hate.

Hey guys, let's go abroad and create riots over football! The Europeans will love our crappy singing and ape-like shouting.

You's should all come up north instead. You've missed Easter, though, so you can't take part in the tradition Good Friday stabbings, but there's plenty of other stuff to do.

Come to think of it, is that a tradition everywhere, or just a South Shields thing?

At 4/10/07 06:28 PM, N-Antichrist wrote:

Oh, quit your bitching and join in the England-hate.

Hey guys, let's go abroad and create riots over football! The Europeans will love our crappy singing and ape-like shouting.

And if they don't..........we'll rape their land.

At 4/10/07 06:30 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:25 PM, zzzzd wrote:

Obviously I've been getting to you anyway; why is it Irish to be bothered about Imperialism? Perhaps I want to be Indian, I mean the stinking Brits didn't give them their country back until 1947!

Yeah I know, I hope those responsible feel guilty about stealing all our jewels,diamonds,I hope the Queen is enjoying that diamond that she "borrowed" from us on her crown.

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People, for Christ's sake. Can we all just sit down, have a cup of tea, and talk through our problems like civilised people? Not like those pakis and wogs on the other side of the world. Do we want to be throwing spears and killing virgins like the rest of them?

At 4/10/07 06:30 PM, Raguel wrote: And if they don't..........we'll rape their land.

Forget that, let's kill the entire Welsh royal family and encourage the Irish to only grow a crop which will eventually become blight-ridden and useless, resulting in the starving of thousands and we'll ignore. Oh yes.

If that fails, we can go old-skool and invade the Middle-East just because they aren't Christians.

So many possibilities you know!

No thanks. I've never been south of Blackpool and I intend on keeping it that way for the foreseeable future.

I don't fancy being shot by some faux-gangsta 12 year old either LOL.

Man...I hope one day England goes Apartheid on these Celt motherfuckers.

Yes because I'm in the mood for polluted rain and barely breathable air.As if i don't get enough of that here.

We also have CHRIS MOYLES...we are sorry. Every sunshine has a...cloudy lining.

At 4/10/07 06:29 PM, TheMaster wrote: You's should all come up north instead. You've missed Easter, though, so you can't take part in the tradition Good Friday stabbings, but there's plenty of other stuff to do.

Don't forget the annual 'Race to the Rape' in a forest near Chorley. I do watch David Firth sometimes.

At 4/10/07 05:54 PM, WilliWowza wrote: you'll probably meet ME!

That does sound interesting, But I'll only come if there is hot Scottish girls with the breast size of Double GG

At 4/10/07 06:39 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: Man...I hope one day England goes Apartheid on these Celt motherfuckers.

Yeah!

We certainly haven't gotten enough of that.

At 4/10/07 06:42 PM, VictoryGin wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:35 PM, N-Antichrist wrote: If that fails, we can go old-skool and invade the Middle-East just because they aren't Christians.

Yeah right, like anybody is Christian anymore.

GOOD LORD. Blashpemy! Heathen!

Purify him with fire!

At 4/10/07 06:34 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: People, for Christ's sake. Can we all just sit down, have a cup of tea, and talk through our problems like civilised people? Not like those pakis and wogs on the other side of the world. Do we want to be throwing spears and killing virgins like the rest of them?

What the fuck? when the British or English (or whatever the hell they are called) invaded India, we were a great civilized people.We had the Taj Mahal, had an effcient, and organized government.The Moghuls were defending the land, from the Brtish with advanced firepower also.Its one of the reasons why it took the British empire so long to conquer the India sub continent.

Why dont we talk about the dark ages, and King Henry and all that tip top shit.

There's some back to the future shit going on over the bridge.

At 4/10/07 06:41 PM, TheRoyalEnglishman wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:29 PM, TheMaster wrote: You's should all come up north instead. You've missed Easter, though, so you can't take part in the tradition Good Friday stabbings, but there's plenty of other stuff to do.

Don't forget the annual 'Race to the Rape' in a forest near Chorley. I do watch David Firth sometimes.

You call David Firth northern?! He's from Doncaster for God's sake!

If you're south of Durham, you're not Northern.

This thread should have been called:

Come to London.

And tell us why you hate us.

At 4/10/07 06:47 PM, TheMaster wrote: If you're south of Durham, you're not Northern.

People in Sheffield have northern accents. Anywhere where people say 'oh' instead of 'o' is northern.

At 4/10/07 06:48 PM, Raguel wrote: And tell us why you hate us.

And then get mugged and spat on by youths with knives. Still, in twenty years they will probably all be fat so you'll be able to run away from them.

At 4/10/07 06:49 PM, VictoryGin wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:47 PM, TheMaster wrote: You call David Firth northern?! He's from Doncaster for God's sake!

If you're south of Durham, you're not Northern.

If you live in London, you're Southern. If you live anywhere else, you're Northern :D

Changed my mind, if you're south of Sunderland, you're not Northern.

At 4/10/07 06:52 PM, TheRoyalEnglishman wrote: And then get mugged and spat on by youths with knives. Still, in twenty years they will probably all be fat so you'll be able to run away from them.

ahh, the re-assuring truths.

At 4/10/07 06:46 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:45 PM, SouthAsian wrote:
I'm cross!

I think he was being a tad sarcastic, mon vieux.

I hope he was, otherwise I'd have a very negative view of the english.

At 4/10/07 06:45 PM, SouthAsian wrote: What the fuck? when the British or English (or whatever the hell they are called) invaded India, we were a great civilized people.

I was going for the stereotypical ignorant englishman. Bigotry doesn't exist in England, everywhere else just is inferior.

Why dont we talk about the dark ages, and King Henry and all that tip top shit.

What a man.

At 4/10/07 06:55 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:45 PM, SouthAsian wrote:

I was going for the stereotypical ignorant englishman. Bigotry doesn't exist in England, everywhere else just is inferior.

Oh, I see my mistake.

What a man.

Once again, my mistake.

At 4/10/07 06:43 PM, KingRJ wrote:

At 4/10/07 05:54 PM, WilliWowza wrote: you'll probably meet ME!

That does sound interesting, But I'll only come if there is hot Scottish girls with the breast size of Double GG

Why would there be Scotts in London?

WHERE'S HADRIAN'S WALL GONE?!

At 4/10/07 06:55 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:

At 4/10/07 06:45 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Why dont we talk about the dark ages, and King Henry and all that tip top shit.

What a man.

I'll say. He was also quite the pimp, what with those six "wives" of his. The ones that were executed didn't pay him back, the ones that died naturally died of some STD, and the one that survived simply out ran him. What a man indeed.

To make a long response short, No. But I will leave this hellish country soon.