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I'm sure its great, but it's really not worth putting something in my ass.

At 4/10/07 06:23 PM, Tactics1337 wrote: jesus christ what a fucking gay topic omg you fag, that's as bad as taking a dick up the ass you homo

Im a hot chick wanna cyba?

This topic makes me laugh. Very hard. I don't have a prostate, but it makes me curious to see it happen to a guy for real. xD It almost sounds... magical. xD

I'd ask one of you to be my guinea pig, but I'm not about to get put away for statutory. >=3 You lot aren't worth it.

At 4/10/07 06:26 PM, Shuko wrote: I'd ask one of you to be my guinea pig, but I'm not about to get put away for statutory. >=3 You lot aren't worth it.

I won't have to tell anyone. Get the strap-on. <3

if its not on wikipedia, i dont believe it

You're probably right, but dude, shit comes out of there. My policy on anything having to do with the ass is as follows: exit only.

At 4/10/07 04:44 PM, VeinDigger wrote: Now I can't pull my toothbrush out my anus.

Thanks....

I love you for saying that.

Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna shove something several inches long into my asshole, no matter what the outcome.

hai guyz i jus caem ehre 2 2ell u tat stikcin tings up ur as gvies u a OMG INTENSE OARGASM so next1m u r jckin of u shud pu ta pinaple up ur as toodles ^-^

Here, if you need proof!

At 4/10/07 04:39 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

Do I get the weirdest thread of 2007 award?

No, this is Newgrounds sweetie. This is a normal conversation for us. And this is actually some what common knowledge, the male g-spot is in the ass but I don't wanna go searching for it nor do I want someone to find it.

At 4/10/07 04:49 PM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 4/10/07 04:46 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

At 4/10/07 04:45 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I read your whole post, but that really sounds gay. I prefer pleasure the old fashioned way.

Then get your girlfriend to do it. Better ^- ^?

"Say babe, you uh, you wanna put something in my ass?"

That'll go over well.

trust me, IT WORKS.

At 4/10/07 06:26 PM, Shuko wrote: I'd ask one of you to be my guinea pig, but I'm not about to get put away for statutory. >=3 You lot aren't worth it.

I'd give you a guinea pig, but mine is jammed in my ass thanks to this topic...

I want to try this out... would one of you lads mind shoving your penis in my anus for a bit?

At 4/10/07 08:11 PM, Pog wrote: I want to try this out... would one of you lads mind shoving your penis in my anus for a bit?

Dibs.

At 4/10/07 08:12 PM, 749-Pi wrote:

At 4/10/07 08:11 PM, Pog wrote: I want to try this out... would one of you lads mind shoving your penis in my anus for a bit?

Dibs.

Aww that means I get sloppy seconds... oh well

I dib second!

At 4/10/07 04:44 PM, BlueHippo wrote:

:"i can understand why guys like it in the ass, with a prostate and all, but how can girls find pleasure in it?"

1. Stick and air pump up your ass and inflate yourself.
2. Rub your lower belly.

Still, this will make girls look even sillier, since they'll look pregnant while filled with air.

wha

How far deep is it?

At 4/10/07 08:38 PM, HiniberusDelius wrote: How far deep is it?

Only a several inches.

At 4/10/07 06:06 PM, CatchIt wrote: My friend achieved anal orgasm with a pencil. He didn't tell me if it was in school or not.

And this my friends us why I never borrow, pencils, pens, protectors, rulers, compasses, sharpeners, erasers, or set squares...

At 4/10/07 07:56 PM, Vegeton wrote: No, this is Newgrounds sweetie. This is a normal conversation for us. And this is actually some what common knowledge, the male g-spot is in the ass but I don't wanna go searching for it nor do I want someone to find it.

Hehe...

thnaks you have given my gf an idea now my sex life is buggered (if you know the meaning of this word you get what i mean) lol

At 4/10/07 04:52 PM, SHIT-TANK wrote: Just because I happened on American Pie doesn't mean its real.

Isn't it in Road Trip?

Anyways. No.

I bet you would feel really wrong afterwards. Losing your anal virginity to your finger/toothbrush/phone antenna just for an orgasm

I like wanking with hand, not my ass.

Anal orgasm suck... seriously...
It's the most unpleasant thing ever...

no ;O

At 4/10/07 06:23 PM, Tactics1337 wrote: jesus christ what a fucking gay topic omg you fag, that's as bad as taking a dick up the ass you homo

This man is obviously a homosexual that remains in the closet.

Anyways, I don't find it gay to pleasure yourself in the ass. I mean if you invite a guy over and bend over for him, that's another story... But other then that, like I said, your just pleasuring yourself.

At 4/10/07 04:39 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Personally, to me, it felt like it was trying to milk me dry inside out.

Uhhh what?!?! It says in your profile that you're female...so how would you "personally" know what it feels like??

And people wonder whats wrong with our generation.

Look, it's your ass. It's and outdoor, not an indoor.

Just a frieken outdoor.

At 4/10/07 04:44 PM, The-Wrathchild wrote: As gay as this topic may sound, what wrong with trying to pleasure yourself to the max?

Reluctantly seconded.

At 4/10/07 04:44 PM, VeinDigger wrote: Now I can't pull my toothbrush out my anus.

Thanks....

hahahah that was great.

PS.
this is a great technique...I'd have to come out and say that when I have been with a guy comfortable enough with his sexuality to do stuff like that, it was much more intense, in turn making the sex even hotter.
(I also used to be so rediculously against anal sex you wouldn't believe. When it's at the right time with the right person and you know how to do it, it feels good, even if you're a woman. I know most won't agree but I'm not the only one who believes this)