Laws Of My Country

[Cootie]

I am making my own laws for my own country.I hate our american laws because they are to easy on criminals.

Murderers- We cut you alot and watch you bleed slowly until you die.
Rape- We remove your penis/clitorus with a butter knife and pour salt on the wound.
Fire Starter-We burn every square inch of your body slowly with a red hot piece of metal.
Thieves- we cut off your hands.
Kidnappers-We put you in a cage the size of a dog carrier and feed you a can of beans once a day.
Animal Killers- we but you in a freezing metal box and watch you freeze and starve to death in the darkness.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

In Ney York, the punishment for jumping off a building is death.
In like Wisconsin or something, its illegal to have sex with the lights on.

I like your solutions ALOT better than just jail time.
But jailtime suits the rapests, because they get an equal punishment.

[Blingmaster2193]

At 4/9/07 08:29 PM, Yamor wrote: I am making my own laws for my own country.I hate our american laws because they are to easy on criminals.

Animal Killers- we but you in a small cage and light you on fire while playing doom music in the background

thats better

[Hyperion]

Your system is a bit too Code of Hammurabi-esque for my taste. However, public executions in your world would probably be infinitely more amusing.

[Cootie]

At 4/9/07 08:32 PM, Blingmaster2193 wrote:

At 4/9/07 08:29 PM, Yamor wrote: I am making my own laws for my own country.I hate our american laws because they are to easy on criminals.

Animal Killers- we but you in a small cage and light you on fire while playing doom music in the background

thats better

yeah now lets sing the doom song now "DOOM Doom doom"

[Zerok]

And this is why you'll never become a world leader.

[Wretched-Raygun]

At 4/9/07 08:32 PM, Blingmaster2193 wrote:

Animal Killers- we but you in a small cage and light you on fire while playing doom music in the background

thats better

Cannibal Corpse anyone?

[DasChimp]

At 4/9/07 08:32 PM, Blingmaster2193 wrote:

At 4/9/07 08:29 PM, Yamor wrote: I am making my own laws for my own country.I hate our american laws because they are to easy on criminals.

Animal Killers- we but you in a small cage and light you on fire while playing doom music in the background

thats better

NEDM

[Gi-go]

At 4/9/07 08:29 PM, Yamor wrote: I am making my own laws for my own country.I hate our american laws because they are to easy on criminals.

Rape- We remove your penis/clitorus with a butter knife and pour salt on the wound.

Fucking stupid idea, they would just get pissed off and rape somebody with a knife or worse. They should just be killed in my opinion.

[GodsSentWarrior]

Heres my rules.

Murderers- Depending on how heavy the crime, we kill a member of your family, then kill you.
Rape- Shove up to 20 pineapples up your anus/vagina until you die of anal relapse.
Fire Starter- Banishmen from the town completely naked with a brand on your chest stating "Pyromaniac"
Thieves- Cut off one finger per 5 dollars worth of merchandise.
Kidnappers/pedos- Public beating (death?) Put you in a crowd of the towns people, giving every citizen the right to beat you to death.
Animal Killers- Blindfold you and blare Doom Music while your strapped in a chair 24/7 until you go deaf, then jail sentence.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 4/9/07 08:36 PM, Gi-go wrote: Fucking stupid idea, they would just get pissed off and rape somebody with a knife or worse. They should just be killed in my opinion.

We could combine the two.

[SyntheticTacos]

I'll stick to my more merciful secular ethics, thanks.

Also, why is arson being punished more cruelly than murder?

Hopefully you guys will be more merciful someday...

[Cootie]

So who want to break a law where I rule.

[GodsSentWarrior]

At 4/9/07 08:42 PM, Yamor wrote: So who want to break a law where I rule.

I'll break your law.

Anything against homosexuality?

[Reaperyami]

At 4/9/07 08:42 PM, Yamor wrote: So who wants to break a law where I rule.

Yeah, let's just say my user name is close to an old hobby of mine...

[Brick-top]

I've been waiting to use this,

[Sarcasm]

At 4/9/07 08:39 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: we kill a member of your family

That makes sense.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

Are you hitler 10 times worse?

[Memorize]

I agree with the rape one.

I like it when people say "it's not about penatration, it's about domination". I guarantee that if you cut off their happy place, they won't be raping any time soon.