Turning NG users into a chair

[FrozenSheep]

if you had the power to turn one NG user into a chiar, who would would you picK?

[PastryMan]

I have no idea, someone that sounds delicious and curvy

[MistaPeanut]

That depends entirely on who will be sitting on said chair.

[Silverfang]

I've always wanted to sit on bigbadron.

[64]

Well, 64 is a pretty curvy number...

[Jako-inc]

However called themselves Jako before I could. God damn them.

[SyntheticTacos]

Wade, because it would be funny for a second but then he would change back... because he is a shapeshifter. Like Ted Koppel.

[64]

At 4/9/07 03:52 AM, SyntheticTacos wrote: Wade, because it would be funny for a second but then he would change back... because he is a shapeshifter. Like Ted Koppel.

And Jews?

[PastryMan]

At 4/9/07 03:53 AM, 64 wrote:

At 4/9/07 03:52 AM, SyntheticTacos wrote: Wade, because it would be funny for a second but then he would change back... because he is a shapeshifter. Like Ted Koppel.

And Jews?

Pff, Borat is OLD.

But seriously they CAN do it.

[36Holla]

You're just full of random threads today

But back on topic: It'd have to be a beat up chair with ripped cusions and cigarette burns on the arm rests.

since NG is the ghetto of the internet and all

[sean5892]

I'll be any female user's chair.

[Gooch]

At 4/9/07 04:00 AM, sean5892 wrote: I'll be any female user's chair.

Would your face be the seat?

Yeah, I thought so.

[SuperFlonic]

Any black user.
Than I would call it's color 'N*gger brown'.
(From that topic yesterday)

[Sensationalism]

At 4/9/07 04:06 AM, SuperFlonic wrote: Any black user.
Than I would call it's color 'N*gger brown'.
(From that topic yesterday)

Oh man....that is funny!

[MJOLNIRchief90]

I would turn myself into a chair. I indeed would be the most kick ass chair ever since... the first chair. I would be a big, soft, chair that would play videogames with you. Plus you would never have to clean food off of me because I would eat it.

MJOLNIRchief90 for NG chair 2007.

[Fluffington]

At 4/9/07 03:35 AM, Silverfang wrote: I've always wanted to sit on bigbadron.

Seconded.

[PastryMan]

At 4/9/07 06:06 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:

At 4/9/07 03:35 AM, Silverfang wrote: I've always wanted to sit on bigbadron.

Seconded.

Thirded, he sounds kinda..cushiony.

[Buoy]

MadCow

[Sawke]

I'd take one of the tall 18 year old users and make them in to a chair.Maybe Luxury-Yacht his chest hair can keep me warm in the winter! and the 14 year old users with no chest hair i'd use for the summer.

[The-evil-bucket]

Hmmm, I'd have to turn the whole Kitty Krew into one big chair, then I'd burn it.

Myself - then I would always have a place to sit.

[King-Of-Wheat]

What, like a skin chair?
Such as the one in Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
That's pretty ickey...