Describe NG using a simile

Example of a simile:
Paris Hilton sung like a duck going through puberty whilst being whipped.

Newgrounds is like a can with a nice sticker on it, you buy it because of its nice appearance but then you find its full of maggots, which you somehow get addicted to.

[Silent-G]

its like a series of tubes.

[Xx-Hoxinator-xX]

Newgrounds is like a giant chicken eating away at my toes

[aquaticmole]

i am not much of a poet and i really can't think of any other words to describe NG besides
Angry Faic!

[ShitOnMyShoes]

It's like a homosexual internet orgy with a lot more bandwidth.

[DoomyCheese]

At 4/9/07 02:09 AM, aquaticmole wrote: i am not much of a poet and i really can't think of any other words to describe NG besides
Angry Faic!

Newgrounds in a nutshell.

[Lost-Chances]

It's as intelligent as five year old with brain damage.

[Memorize]

NG is like a girlfriend that pays for all your needs. Kind of like getting paid to go to a strip club.

[TheThing]

Newgrounds is like an orgy of gay men telling cock jokes, to kill themselves and to rape others.

Newgrounds is like masturbation:
its fun for a while but somewhere along the way you realise how pathetic it is

[esko-man]

Newgrounds is like everything by everyone.

wait....

[Carbonwater]

Popular artists making shit and getting frontpage.

[64]

One must power an air-powered escalator by blowing harder than a Thai hooker.

[King]

Smells like teen angst.

Allusion ftw.

[Dobio]

It's like an anvil falling on your head while you accidently jackhammer your foot.

[ReconRebel]

At 4/9/07 02:19 AM, carbonwater wrote: Popular artists making shit and getting frontpage.

LOL! Don't forget the shitty artists too.

It's like sticking your head between your legs and kissing your life goodbye.

[Timmy]

It's like a hearty slap on the back and a crushing kick to the groin. At the same time.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Newgrounds is like a beehive. Except the bees are really stupid and wish they were japanese. And if you poke them hard enough, they'll eventually sting each other.

Newgrounds is a calvacade of small hairless teenagers with black mascara all wearing Naruto masks, walking about with big dildos strapped to their waists, stuck in an eternal struggle to kill each other via stabbing one another with the implements strapped to their waists.

Newgrounds is like a maternity award, except the babies run the show while the nurses shit their pants.

Newgrounds: Where the internet comes to die.

I could go on for days, probably.

[Leeloo-Minai]

At 4/9/07 02:56 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:
I could go on for days, probably.

Newgrounds is like a transvestite. Looks like great pussy from afar, moldy cheesedick up close, but unrelenting and different nonetheless.

[PastryMan]

At 4/9/07 02:30 AM, 64 wrote: One must power an air-powered escalator by blowing harder than a Thai hooker.

Somehow that sounds familiar.

:HEY!

[Puppet-Lord]

Its Funner Than A Penis

[Rebbay]

Newgrounds is like school. You start off, not knowing who anyone is, or how to use anything. Then after awhile, you start to get better and better at it, to a point where it's just not that fun anymore, but still, you have to go. It's full of fads and phases, with the populars, and the losers.