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[Warrickneff]

I just don't know what to think anymore. Some are witty and funny, some are sad and depressing.

Some are right in the middle, and I don't know how to feel.

" JESUS BUILT A BRIDGE WITH 2 BOARDS AND 3 NAILS "

So, does this make you laugh or feel sad? I'm stuck in the middle and I keep getting incredible guilt trips every time I chuckle when I drive by.

[CatchIt]

I don't get it.

[Gagsy]

At 4/8/07 04:52 PM, CatchIt wrote: I don't get it.

Meaning, nothing is impossible perhaps.

I feel nothing for it.

[Joshiwa]

maybe it means he got lazy and just decided to walk on water

[j6stik]

At 4/8/07 04:35 PM, Warrickneff wrote: I just don't know what to think anymore. Some are witty and funny, some are sad and depressing.

So, basically, they're exactly the same as all other messageboards?

[CatchIt]

At 4/8/07 04:53 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 4/8/07 04:52 PM, CatchIt wrote: I don't get it.

Meaning, nothing is impossible perhaps.

I feel nothing for it.

Why would jesus make a bridge from wood when lasers and liquid metal would be so much cooler.

[Pezboy440]

I think its interesting and true because by Jesus hanging on the cross ( the 2 boards) and putting the nails in his hands and feet ( the 3 nails) he bulit a bridge from sin .

[Gagsy]

At 4/8/07 04:57 PM, CatchIt wrote:

Why would jesus make a bridge from wood when lasers and liquid metal would be so much cooler.

Maybe he didn't want to show off, but instead teach the people that hard work goes along way. Paris Hilton is proof of that.

[bob-the-ripper]

At 4/8/07 04:58 PM, Pezboy440 wrote: I think its interesting and true because by Jesus hanging on the cross ( the 2 boards) and putting the nails in his hands and feet ( the 3 nails) he bulit a bridge from sin .

Wow, I can't believe I didn't realize the meaning of that, when it was so obvious.

His crucifixion figuratively built a bridge between heaven/salvation and sinners.

I feel stupid.

But that quote isn't depressing at all. It implies that through suffering and self-sacrifice, we save others. That's inspiring.

[NgPoliceCaptain]

I cant fell it.

[someguy362]

Bible thumpers are funny as fuck on those sites.

[CatchIt]

At 4/8/07 04:59 PM, Gagsy wrote: Maybe he didn't want to show off, but instead teach the people that hard work goes along way. Paris Hilton is proof of that.

Gagsy you are such a cocktease.

[Geeblebeeble]

Jesus is cool!
He is a great man!
He helped many people out!

Who has seen the passion of the christ?!

I love it!

[Gagsy]

At 4/8/07 05:27 PM, CatchIt wrote:

Gagsy you are such a cocktease.

I'm flattered.