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Culturcide - "Industrial Band"

On the road for two days
Last night, Reno, we didn't play
The club got itself shut
We ate inner at pizza hut
What kind of music do you play?
It's a cross between Cyndi Lauper, early SPK
Your comparisions never bore me
As long as you can fit me in your category
We're an industrial band
We're coming to your town
You're gonna pin us down
We're an industrial band
We're not fast enough for punk today
We don't have enough money to become new wave
Feeling down, feeling depressed, feeling doom
There's no toilet paper in the bathroom
But these fine ladies, they had plans
They went out to meet the boys in the band
They said "Come on dudes, let's have sex!"
But we just talked about child abuse and Hitler's SS cause
We're an industrial band
We're coming to your town
We're gonna bring you down
Cause we're an industrial band

At 9/16/08 07:17 PM, MAYORMCHEESE wrote: Culturcide - "Industrial Band"

OMG that made my day!

Next week, I shall try and convert one of my girlfriends' friends to Killing Joke. Let's Industrialise the world, my friends.

Roffle waffles

At 9/28/08 07:44 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Roffle waffles

"Our Gross National Beats Per Minute is at its lowest point since 1991."

That is probably the best thing I have ever read.

At 9/28/08 10:28 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 9/28/08 07:44 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Roffle waffles

"Our Gross National Beats Per Minute is at its lowest point since 1991."

That is probably the best thing I have ever read.

I knew Bill Clinton liked saxophone stuff, but I never knew that he promotes Industriousness.

*JOINS BILL CLINTON FAN CLUB*

wanna see something really weird?

Toronto's Fucked Up will be celebrating the release of their Matador Records debut, The Chemistry of Common Life, this Tuesday will a 12-hour marathon show.

On October 14th from 2pm until 2am, the band will be playing a twelve-hour show at the Rogan store at the corner of Bowery and Bond. Admission is free. All ages are welcome to attend, though the free alcohol will be limited to those 21 and over. Additionally, a free limited-edition 7" of "Royal Swan" will be given away to the first batch of attendees, with a second allotment given away at a later time in the show to be announced.

Special guests will be joining the band on stage to help them through this marathon, including the Vivian Girls, John Joseph, Matt Sweeney, Chain Gang, Mobb Deep, Ryan Sawyer from Tall Firs, Jeff Jensen, David Cross, John Cale, K-Taro, Chris Doherty, E.K., DJ Chris, DJ Anarki, Michael Gira, members of the Australian Scapa Flow, Jeanne Bovet, Gods & Queens, Akon, The Edge, Ben Blackwell, Russell Simins, the Boogie and more.

michael gira is gonna be in the same show with fucked up, akon and mobb deep

*eyes pop out* !!!

At 10/4/08 06:54 PM, MAYORMCHEESE wrote: wanna see something really weird?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

I wish I was in America that day. :(

How come AMG doesn't call Killing Joke Industrial? They so badly fucking are, fuck!

this is from SMNNews so sorry for how badly written this story is:

Post-punk vocalist JARBOE will release her new album on October 14 in the US through eclectic Brooklyn-based label The End Records. The project, entitled MahaKali, follows on the heels of JARBOE's highly successful J2 collaboration with Justin K Broadrick (Godflesh, Jesu), released earlier this year by THE END. MahaKali is currently streaming in its entirety, courtesy of Rhapsody.

Before writing her off toooo quickly, the album features all-star line-up with special guest appearances by Philip Anselmo (Down, Superjoint Ritual, Pantera) and Attila Csihar (Mayhem). Also appearing are Josh Graham (A Storm of Light, ex-Red Sparowes), Kevin Hufnagel (Dysrhythmia, Byla), and spoken word recitations with collaborator/bassist Cedric Victor.

At 10/4/08 06:54 PM, MAYORMCHEESE wrote: Special guests will be joining the band on stage to help them through this marathon

ARGH JESUS FUCK WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Sounds bloody brilliant.

Sound Godly. Also: release date for new TG is 4th November.

Also: Hilarity abound. Read the artists.

At 10/11/08 05:14 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Sound Godly. Also: release date for new TG is 4th November.

Also: Hilarity abound. Read the artists.

Ministry, that's about all the Industrial there is. Wow, people suck at obscure as shit music.

At 10/11/08 05:39 PM, MattTheParanoidKat wrote:

At 10/11/08 05:14 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Sound Godly. Also: release date for new TG is 4th November.

Also: Hilarity abound. Read the artists.

Ministry, that's about all the Industrial there is. Wow, people suck at obscure as shit music.

Limp Bizkit are Industrial to the limit of max mang! \m/ >:( \m/

that was 1999. just forget the late 90s existed when it comes to industrial okay.

The framed vinyl edition of the new Throbbing Gristle record is available for pre-order now. There are 777 copies, £120 a pop. Included is an extended CD exclusive.

The government promised me a job 2 months ago. I'm living on £40 a week, I can hardly afford to see my girlfriend, let alone sort out Christmas or book my big surprise for Valentines day, I'm pretty sure I'll be royally fucked with this too.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 10/20/08 04:10 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
The government promised me a job 2 months ago. I'm living on £40 a week

I've been on jobseekers since the end of June. It does feel quite degrading and I probably should actually look for a job... but then again it's £47.50 a week for doing nothing =D

At 10/20/08 10:12 AM, Randominator wrote: I've been on jobseekers since the end of June. It does feel quite degrading and I probably should actually look for a job... but then again it's £47.50 a week for doing nothing =D

£47.50 a week can't feed me and allow me to take my girlfriend on dates. Sucks. :(

Anyways, I got Ms ZAAL a golden Maneki Neko for Christmas (she's not a weeaboo and will probably never become one, because an ex-friend of mine leaked info about my AZN fetish to her, so any looking at Oriental items is viewed with suspicion).

Still, she loves this cat. I might get her more Maneki Nekos :D

Anywhoo, sad that I cannot afford The Thirty Second Annual Report Of Throbbing Gristle, I decided to cheer myself up.....and ordered myself 4 David Bowie singles: The Hearts Filthy Lesson, Strangers When We Meet, Hallo Spaceboy and I'm Afraid Of Americans.

If I don't have all of David Bowie's Industrial output, I am coming very close to it.

I wish Davis Bowie made moar Industrious music.

David Bowie, Nine Inch Nails and Ice Cube all at once in MY Industrial?

It's more likely than I think!

Jarboe and John Wiese are some of the guest vocalists on the new Cattle Decapitation:

* Ross Sewage (Impaled/Ludicra)
* Dino Sommese (Dystopia/Asunder)
* Jarboe (Swans)
* Jackie Perez Gratz (Grayceon/Amber Asylum)
* John Wiese

Driving a train would be so fucking Industrial. In my wee booth, blaring Gary Numan and The Human League while trundling through Ballardian scenery. It's my home. =3

Next time I am at the job centre, I'll be all "Fuck, I want an Industrious job!"

Apparently my old boss (of being an arsehole fame) has been giving me bad references for the past SIX MONTHS of my unemployment. Yep, that's quite annoying. There is not even an appeal for bad references. I just lost a job that I had been already given a starting date for.

I'm so writing to my MP.

My mum went looking for CDs for me for Christmas.

My mother on Death In June cover art: "That's horrible!"
My mother on Skinny Puppy: "WHAT IS THIS?! Why can't you listen to normal music?"

At 11/24/08 09:31 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

My mother on Death In June cover art: "That's horrible!"

i like that death in june cover where they pose with the garden gnomes :]

At 11/24/08 09:31 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: My mum went looking for CDs for me for Christmas.

I remember when my mother went to find me some Opeth a few Christmases ago and some ignorant clerk called them "horrid death metal for Satan worshippers".

Fun times.

At 12/2/08 12:48 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 11/24/08 09:31 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: My mum went looking for CDs for me for Christmas.

I remember when my mother went to find me some Opeth a few Christmases ago and some ignorant clerk called them "horrid death metal for Satan worshippers".

Fun times.

i remember when i got my msi album and apparel and my mom was like "what type of music do they play" and i was like "none of your business" and then she was like "ohok wut do you want for dinner"

im so hxc

hey if any of you guys like underground avant garde musique concrete with hardcore industrial influences. check out my crime series http://madcow.newgrounds.com/audio/ you can get a reprint of my crime of your life EP at my website (w/ a 20% discount for Industrial Crew memebers (final price is 39.95).

might I specifically sugget taking a listen to me love you long time and it's sequel as well (sorry, the EP is out of print but if you really want there's a couple copies selling on ebay for about $99.95).

http://www.smnnews.com/2008/11/20/jarboe -interview/

At 12/13/08 03:50 AM, MAYORMCHEESE wrote: http://www.smnnews.com/2008/11/20/jarboe -interview/

Not too fascinating, but a pleasant read.

Meh taste in metal there, Jarboe.

The Path sounds sorta cool, might play it when it comes out.