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If I could be a superhero
I would be awesome man
I’d fly around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van
‘Cause I would be awesome man

Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal
And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol
But we know what to do, kids
We just say ‘No’

If I could be a superhero
I would be Drug-Free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
And all of the lives they destroy
Well I would take all the junk
He’s getting so high
With their needles and bongs
And their sticks of tye
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
Because I would be drug-free boy

If I could be a superhero
I'd be Immigration dude
I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their food
‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude

Kids, You can make up your very own superhero
If you could, Who would it be?
If I a superhero
Would you be justice guy
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband
With three kids and no job
To run off to Hawaii
With some doctor named bob
You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die
Especially bob
Then you would be justice guy

Or you could be more sutle
No, I didn’t mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
Especially Bob
Then You would be Justice Guy
Yes then you would be a super hero like me

lawl

At 4/7/07 02:22 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote:
He flies, he shoots lazers, X-Ray vision, super strength, invincible to everything, except Krypton of course, and you know, all people carry krypton around with them.

God hate those Super Man, hes so fucking cheap, it pisses me off

In that case i would be Krypton Man.

And to the guy saying The Punisher had no superpowers..... neither does Batman

Nightcrawler? Sounds fun to teleport when you want.

I'd be Zeus,who's an olympian god,so you're all PWNED.

This guy

Do not underestimate him.
He's healthier than all of your heroes combined..

I'd be Immigration Dude.

S'all about Rogue.

The tick.

COSE THOSE SLAVES WONT WATCH THEMSELVES!

I'd be SuperMan so I could help everybody... but the minute some dude brings out Krypton I'm flying me and my crimson tights outta there. I could help people if they want, but I'm not gonna risk myself or anything. That would be unselfish and unlazy!

Arkantos (God)

At 4/7/07 08:45 AM, MaxusBlam wrote: This guy

Two words: HELL. NO.

At 4/7/07 07:17 AM, hippikonAoM wrote: I'd be Zeus,who's an olympian god,so you're all PWNED.

I'd rather be Hades. He was so much cooler than Zeus in the Disney film.

How many times now has this well know question been asked, now? Whatever...
I would be The Hulk. Smash! What the hell, I don't know much about superhero's.

At 4/7/07 05:27 AM, SkuSiLl wrote:

At 4/7/07 02:22 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

except Krypton of course, and you know, all people carry krypton around with them.

In that case i would be Krypton Man.

At 4/7/07 08:55 AM, PlatinumWarrior wrote: I'd be SuperMan so I could help everybody... but the minute some dude brings out Krypton

KRYPTONITE! The word is kryptonite.

At 4/7/07 08:55 AM, PlatinumWarrior wrote: I'm flying me and my crimson tights outta there.

They're blue. Gosh, you guys are retarded. >:(

Mewtwo

Venom, oh wait.

At 4/7/07 08:59 AM, videogamer0810 wrote:

At 4/7/07 08:45 AM, MaxusBlam wrote: This guy

Two words: HELL. NO.

Seconded...

I'd be the owniest superhero ever.

At 4/7/07 10:51 AM, lolmaster wrote: I'd be the owniest superhero ever.

Ownage man?