Women are only...

[TheThing]

On Earth to create problems and to perform sexual acts. And I can prove it through mathematical ways.

Alright, to get a woman, it takes time (talking and flirting and what-not) and money (gifts and what-not). So:

Women = Time x Money

Now, there's a saying that goes "time is money". So:

Time = Money

Making the equation now:

Women = Money ^2 (squared sign)

^2 means squared. I can't make the 2 any smaller

There's another saying that goes "Money is the root of all problems". So:

Money = [Problems]

[] means squared root. I'm not even sure word can make a squared root sign

Making the equation:

Women = ([Problems])^2

And since the square root and squared cancel each other out, the equation is now:

Women = Problems

But you now say "what about the preforming sexual acts?". I say this:

If you use the numeric ordering of the letters (W=22, O=15, M=13, E=5, and N=14) and add then together, you get 69.

So, now you have to decide, do you want problems, or sex?

[Bovineoverlord]

Way to get things off of Uncyclopedia.

[PlatinumWarrior]

At 4/6/07 09:36 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: Way to get things off of Uncyclopedia.

Agreed. This thread= fail >:(

[timeslyr]

I'll go with sex, but with a condom because sex could = problems so either way you have a problem. depending on the size of the problem well that's the decision.

[Net-terrorist]

Now there's some math that any guy can understand

[TheThing]

At 4/6/07 09:36 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: Way to get things off of Uncyclopedia.

WTF? I seriously didn't know that it was on Uncyclopedia. Hell, I've never heard of Uncyclopedia.

[Anko]

Screw that wiki parody site, it's still old.

[mrblonde7395]

i heard that joke when i was in 4th grade.

[TheThing]

At 4/6/07 09:49 PM, mrblonde7395 wrote: i heard that joke when i was in 4th grade.

So? I heard it in 9th grade. Maybe your friend created it

[OrbitalDebris]

Someone has a friend who sends them 15 year-old joke e-mails.

[reality-check7]

At 4/6/07 09:34 PM, TheThing wrote: There's another saying that goes "Money is the root of all problems". So:

No, the saying is "Money is the root of all evil."

[TheThing]

At 4/6/07 10:21 PM, reality-check7 wrote:

At 4/6/07 09:34 PM, TheThing wrote: There's another saying that goes "Money is the root of all problems". So:

No, the saying is "Money is the root of all evil."

It does go both ways. Go ahead, look it up. Ask a parent. They'll know

[BatteryPowered]

And make us dinner.

[reality-check7]

At 4/6/07 10:25 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 4/6/07 10:21 PM, reality-check7 wrote:

At 4/6/07 09:34 PM, TheThing wrote: There's another saying that goes "Money is the root of all problems". So:

No, the saying is "Money is the root of all evil."

It does go both ways. Go ahead, look it up. Ask a parent. They'll know

Google says no.
Results 1 - 10 of about 272,000 for "money is the root of all evil".
Results 1 - 10 of about 129 for "money is the root of all problems".

[Grind]

Yea its on uncyclopedia but its damn good

[RyanKajito]

It's been done before.

[JadeTheAssassin]

Wow, what an NEW "formula", and what a NEW concept.

Jesus H. Christ, get some originality.