Hooray for bad English!

[Lagatag]

So I was playing some CS styled game (kinda, not completely, but its actually pretty good), and the funniest shit ever happened. Someone who completely sucked at speaking english joined the server. Basically, someone accidentally hit this guy with a flashbang grenade, and he was pissed off. He starting yelling out, "Stop banging me!" and "Stop banging your teammates!" Even better is he didn't get why nearly everyone thought it was hilarious.

[squidly]

That's as funny as shit :)

[Blingmaster2193]

my freinds fridge says "put food where most convenient and be happy eternal"

now thatss funny bad english

[Net-terrorist]

Stop banging my guns!

[Black-Chaos]

Another one of those moments that would have been funnier if the reader was there.

[TheDepthsofHell]

hahahaha, dude that is so awesome. people who can't speak english well have the potential to be sooo funny. hahaha

[Leeko]

I have a friend who's from Central America, he has horrible English and says the funniest stuff. But he's an engineer in his country, he's like a genius.

[airlineguitar]

Either way, its still funny as hell. My friend and I were walking through Chinatown while we were in San Fran, and he had taken some Chinese lessons (but only the basics), but I still had him translating shit left and right. We came upon this "watch your step" sign, but when it was translated roughly (according to my bud) it said "Face on floor step". Not true gut-buster material, but it was cracking us up regardless.

[Miss-Mastix]

I love people who are new to English,

1) I remember being little and having to go to work with my mother afterschools until 5pm, we walked into her office full of guy co-workers and she said "I'm going out to get lunch and cock, does anyone want some cock?"....no bless her, she meant to pronounce 'Coke,' the whole office was in fits and she couldnt understand why. To this day she still refuses to use coke, only calls it cola XD

2) I remember buying a very expensive corset in camden and I saw some handcuffs hanging on the till as decor and I thought, hmm whilst I'm here, so I asked for 3 pairs of handcuffs. The guy looks at me funny and says um ok let me go speak to the manager. Comes back 10 mins later and I'm a bit confuzzled as to what the fuss is about, they're on the shelf across the shop. So he comes back and says, ok because you've been such a wonderful customer and he puts the handcuffs in the bag. He thought I said 'free' not 'three' fantastic lol

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

This dude who was Asian on CS:S today was on the microphone and he kept screaming, "Where Terrorists at? Where gun? Why they run?" stuff like that.

[Alex-Cortes]

Horry for immagrents!

[esko-man]

Look! Two ladies fucking a polar bear!

[Leeloo-Minai]

SO I POSTED ON NEWGROUNDS TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT LOLK

grade-A comedy. You should ridicule him even more so his view of America is even more fucked up.

Loser.

[Syzyde]

Bang that thang with your buh-llets.

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

That's funny.

What game was it?

[TacticalShoe]

I love the amount of foreign people that play CSS.
Especially the Russian ones.

[UltraPulse]

Was the game Warrock?

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

At 4/6/07 12:59 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: I love the amount of foreign people that play CSS.
Especially the Russian ones.

Russians have the best accents, but along with bad english, it's fucking amazing!

[TacticalShoe]

At 4/6/07 01:00 AM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote:

At 4/6/07 12:59 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: I love the amount of foreign people that play CSS.
Especially the Russian ones.

Russians have the best accents, but along with bad english, it's fucking amazing!

Why for are you shooting me in the face?!

I love them so much.

[Kromeclutch]

At 4/6/07 12:04 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: SO I POSTED ON NEWGROUNDS TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT LOLK

grade-A comedy. You should ridicule him even more so his view of America is even more fucked up.

Loser.

Obviously you have personal issues about this, but seriously man, don't let it get to you.

It's a funny experience that even I would tell people about, it's not like we're going to find out who it was and he's gonna find the thread and everyone's going to start hate crimes.

..But it does seem like, "So here's a funny one ..grammer story/joke... SO LAUGH!!" that's my only problem with it. I'd just leave it at telling people when the subject popped up about grammer.

[Crue]

God that produced an odd visual...

[TheCatsLeotards]

I guess it was one of those 'had to be there' things, since reading that was uninteresting to say the least.

Japanese people have the best broken english IMO.