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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:16 PM Reply

Tell her that it's your dad's. Tell her that's the reason that he and your mom broke up. See if she buys it.


Someone once asked me why I call myself Unimportant. Simple, I said. As a nihilist, that's what I see everyone and everything as. In the end, we are all Unimportant.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:20 PM Reply

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:34 PM Reply

ya, if ur gona make a porn folder i would reccomend putting it in a folder that is pretty hard to get to. Like somewhere that you actually have to say find and put the name of the folder, and the name of the folder is really weird. Otherwise you will just get caught. But eh, most guys have porn, I don't but still, just got to explain things, and try to act like you don't know she did anything and you don't know she found out so you seem really nice. Girls care so much about honesty it gets retarded, take control of that.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:37 PM Reply

At 4/29/07 08:34 PM, ripoffhitman wrote: ya, if ur gona make a porn folder i would reccomend putting it in a folder that is pretty hard to get to. Like somewhere that you actually have to say find and put the name of the folder, and the name of the folder is really weird.

It's in his music folder (it's the music folder right?) and labeled "Totally not porn o.O" with the lock symbol.

Does it seem like I'm stalking him?

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:39 PM Reply

At 4/5/07 10:46 PM, Girouette wrote: don't lie, you don't have a girlfriend

So his mom found it.

Oh snap.


I am not responsible for the content of the post above.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:39 PM Reply

At 4/9/07 03:29 AM, Theslav wrote:
hide it somewhere better and cant you change your recently-opened documents to a list so it only shows details?
i hide myne in a secret folder

COUGH**ItUnEsFoLdEr **COUGH shhhh ;)

You... spelled "mine" wrong...

lol?

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:42 PM Reply

Do what I do, when someone finds something strange on your computer, explain that you are gathering it together to pull a prank on someone.


This thread is made of WIN.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:45 PM Reply

go on pussy.org it has free porn in every categorie possible and its updated like every 5 hours with thousands of shit coming in at all hours. . .thats why i dont keep a porn folder

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:48 PM Reply

You should talk to her about and ask her if she feels okay with it.

If not, you must between Furry and Girl-Friend.

BTW= Painkiller fucking ROCKS.


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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:48 PM Reply

You left your porn on your computer. You were asking this to happen.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:48 PM Reply

At 4/29/07 08:45 PM, 4Play wrote: go on pussy.org it has free porn in every categorie possible and its updated like every 5 hours with thousands of shit coming in at all hours. . .thats why i dont keep a porn folder

Unless it had hentai it won't work for him. He's a full convert.

Why do I know these things? I gotta keep off AIM more.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 08:52 PM Reply

Girlfriend + porn?

Someone has a serious problem with erections.


Check out my new Mystical Dominion Webzine

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 09:15 PM Reply

At 4/29/07 08:37 PM, Girouette wrote: It's in his music folder (it's the music folder right?) and labeled "Totally not porn o.O" with the lock symbol.

Not even remotely close.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 09:17 PM Reply

Well, I don't know what to do. I figured if you need porn then you hate your girlfriend/don't have one.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 09:18 PM Reply

At 4/5/07 10:47 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Was it normal porn?

Or like, ultra porn.

Wow. That was.

I think my brain just disintegrated from sheer awesome.


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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 09:19 PM Reply

Did she do a barrel roll?


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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 09:19 PM Reply

At 4/29/07 09:15 PM, 64 wrote:
At 4/29/07 08:37 PM, Girouette wrote: It's in his music folder (it's the music folder right?) and labeled "Totally not porn o.O" with the lock symbol.
Not even remotely close.

I know last time I saw it, it was labeled "totally not porn o.O" with the lock symbol... Or did you mean the actual porn which was labeled app. data?


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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 09:33 PM Reply

At 4/5/07 10:48 PM, 64 wrote: 99% Furry.

Yeah, awkward.

How is that awkward? :D

What is the 1%?
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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 09:35 PM Reply

Run.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 09:36 PM Reply

At 4/29/07 09:18 PM, Dropkicked wrote:
At 4/5/07 10:47 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Was it normal porn?

Or like, ultra porn.
Wow. That was.

I think my brain just disintegrated from sheer awesome.

Nah. Mega porn is even better.


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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 09:49 PM Reply

At 4/29/07 09:33 PM, TwilightFox wrote:
What is the 1%?

Body paint as animals.


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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 29th, 2007 @ 10:05 PM Reply

What happened?

OMG Digscusting!
OMG HOT!
OMG Do me right now!
Well?

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 30th, 2007 @ 01:06 PM Reply

my mum found my stash and binned it


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 30th, 2007 @ 01:34 PM Reply

At 4/29/07 10:05 PM, The-Wrathchild wrote: What happened?

OMG Digscusting!
OMG HOT!
OMG Do me right now!
Well?

I think that a combination of "OMG Disgusting!" and "OMG Do me right now!" seems to be the most likely thing to happen. Then they proceeded with sexual intercourse in their furry suits.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 30th, 2007 @ 01:39 PM Reply

At 4/5/07 11:05 PM, sketch0587 wrote:
At 4/5/07 11:00 PM, Nerijus wrote: Don't worry about it. If she doesn't realize that dudes your age look at porn, and it's totally normal these days, then she's got problems, not you. If she wants to talk to you about it, she will.
I'd understand this on normal occasions, but dude.

It was furry porn.

FURRY
PORN

Why are there so many people on NG that enjoy comics, where Japanese Style Drawn Animals, FUCK.

Seriously, I've got to stop going here.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 30th, 2007 @ 01:45 PM Reply

If I found out my boyfriend had porn, I wouldnt talk to him for weeks.
Its not nice to think youre boyfriend likes to look at other people naked.

Has your girlfriend mentioned it to you since?


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 30th, 2007 @ 02:00 PM Reply

At 4/5/07 10:46 PM, Girouette wrote: *Waits for "don't lie, you don't have a girlfriend" posts*

Don't lie, YOU dont have a girlfriend.
Nicely done.
But seriously, delete the files and tell her shes mad and they never exsisted.


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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 30th, 2007 @ 04:25 PM Reply

At 4/30/07 01:39 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Why are there so many people on NG that enjoy comics, where Japanese Style Drawn Animals, FUCK.

Because furry porn is just awesome like that. ^^

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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 30th, 2007 @ 04:27 PM Reply

At 4/30/07 01:45 PM, Lucy wrote: If I found out my boyfriend had porn, I wouldnt talk to him for weeks.
Its not nice to think youre boyfriend likes to look at other people naked.

Has your girlfriend mentioned it to you since?

It was all hentai. He's not technically looking at other people naked.


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Response to My Girlfriend Found My Porn Apr. 30th, 2007 @ 05:19 PM Reply

lol... furry.... well, the bright side is... if you lost your girlfriend you could always just adopt a cat......