Jacking off while watching

[Wrote]

You know whats really fun to do?

Jack off while the Christian television programs are on.

Its just kind of like a dude talking about mission work and asking for money to go to Africa.

And your like "Not only am I not donating to your Christian cause, but I'm committing sin while I don't.

Do it, and afterwards, you'll be like, wow, that was funny.

[Strength]

At 4/5/07 04:36 PM, Wrote wrote: Do it, and afterwards, you'll be like, wow, that was funny.

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I'm too mature for that.

[DillieDMan]

Well sorry to burst your bubble but to a lot of christians jacking off isn't a sin aslong as you do it withought watchng impure things so actually your doing jesus proud while jacking of and learning about the values of donating to africans :D

[shomaho]

You should donate a shit load of money and have them want to talk to you over the phone infront of the camera and have an orgasm while talking to the preacher!

[Lost-Wisdom]

Wow, I think you need a doctor or something, because you're fucked up.

[Klunk12]

U sound like the kind of person who goes 2 church simply to go 2 the bathroom and wright profanity on the stalls

[numbers]

At 4/5/07 04:52 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: Wow, I think you need a doctor or something, because you're fucked up.

I hope it's a female doctor, so I can fuck her up her tight unwiped ass. Actually, I'd prefer a male doctor to fuck up. Because doctors are USED to performming anal examinations, and i'd just request an anal examination by their cock ^_^ I wouldn't mind getting my tight vagina-like ass smeared and banged on the sitting table, either.

I'm seriously hard right now. Just the thought of a thick tasty juicy cock in my mouth is so good..it's too bad people are here, otherwise i'd start rubbing myself off :( I'm glad the topic starter is watching ^_^

One thing I like about horny girls is horny little girls who just discovered they can touch themselves, and then your cousin asks you to finger her. God...I can't wait. Ok GODDDDDD I wanna get wwwwwwwwwweeetttttt my cock..god. I wish I had a boyfriend.

[MarioBilly]

i bet you jack off to phone calls

[numbers]

I do!

You have attempted to post illegal text.

[JohnnyWang]

I prefer this

[PirateClock]

oh i do that all the time. usually i let my dog lick my vagina aswell, so i can mastrubate to that later one.

i also like to stuff a crucifix up my snatch

[Flatland]

Numbers.. You're making me really, really horny.

Gonna go rape my neighbors. BRB

[HaroFreak]

Even if I do not have free TV access here, I still think it is a ridiculous idea.

[imdapieguy]

Pathetic, but this is just why I love this board. Good to know their are so many people out there who are so much more fucked up than I am.

[HaroFreak]

At 4/19/07 03:08 PM, imdapieguy wrote: Pathetic, but this is just why I love this board. Good to know their are so many people out there who are so much more fucked up than I am.

In before Parody Threads, Spam-Threads and the infamous copy-pasta.

[CogSpin]

Well, I'd laugh at it, but jack off? I mean, jacking off to poor Africans?? That's a little sick..

[Spinister]

wueghf

[Razz]

At 4/19/07 03:21 PM, Monodi wrote: WadeFulp

FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON!

[XLR8]

stop with this crap your makin me sick and.... and alot of other scary things but just stop with the crap i gess i shouldent be makin such a big deal about this after all you are all a abunch of COCKJUGLING THUNDER CUNTS

[XLR8]

BUT thats y i love ya

[XD0042006]

Man, you need professional help.

[Crash-and-burn31]

At 4/5/07 04:36 PM, Wrote wrote: And your like "Not only am I not donating to your Christian cause, but I'm committing sin while I don't.

Beating off isn't in the ten commandments. Although lust is a deadly sin.

[RobbyBlaze]

That's weird. I dunno how hot I could get with all those small, starving African children wandering around in the background.

[Wrote]

At 4/19/07 03:48 PM, XD0042006 wrote: Man, you need professional help.

Why, is this considered morally wrong or something?

[SirLebowski]

I believe once I lost the remote and it was on some Catholic childrens show. I never reached orgasm because it just felt wrong to jizz in the presence of Jesus. =( Even cartoon Jesus.

[Dr-Jonesie]

You know what else is fun? Calling anorexic people fat.

[Wrote]

At 4/19/07 04:38 PM, Dr-Jonesie wrote: You know what else is fun? Calling anorexic people fat.

Thats just plain wrong you sicko.

[Net-terrorist]

Good idea.

[SwaaanOfTheDead]

Ah. I think you like teh hawt priests, you gay dipshit

[numbers]

At 4/19/07 03:04 PM, Flatland wrote: Numbers.. You're making me really, really horny.

Gonna go rape my neighbors. BRB

Mmmmmmmmm.

I'd care more if you were a girl.

Because I don't care about cocks that much anymore. I mean they were fine, but dammit, I'M BISEXUAL. I like sucking cock while being fucked with a dildo. Not just sucking cock AND being fucked BY a cock.

I mean, what's the fun in having TWO guys cumming on you, when you could have a guy AND girl cum on your cock?

It just..

DAmmit.

I'm hard and I don't have a girl (or guy) here to help me jack off =(

Being a horny teenager sucks.