Biggest lie you got away with...
- DarklordMike545
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In the past i made up some pretty fucked up lies and sometimes i managed to get away with it with out getting my ass kicked. What lies have ya'll told?
Weither you like it or not, it still will be there the next day, and the next day, and the next...
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Once I tried to run away from my school.
During recess, I went over to the corner of the playground, and ran out into the road and wound up almost to my house when My mom found me in a police car.
I wound up saying some dude grabbed me, and I ran out of the car at a red light.
I was in 1st grade, and I regret it, because Their still investigating.
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"No I didn't sneak out last night."
"I didn't lose your priceless coin collection."
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I raped you and you never found out.
damn it....
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"I swear I didn't make him bleed!"
I blamed it on some other kid.
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At 4/3/07 10:37 PM, ScissorHead wrote: "No I didn't sneak out last night."
"I didn't lose your priceless coin collection."
damn man your fucked...my lie was when i lied to a priest...i dont wana say it but i conffessed
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.
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hmm i guess mine is the countless amounts of times i shoplifted...seriously ive shoplfifter WAAAAY to many times.
"yes, ill be ripping of helios's head, and pumling the shit out of hercules while your teabagging the 11 year old geek u just noob tubed in terminal while fapping... faggot."
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Lipping off at my principal. I said my friend did it and he got blamed.
Long time, no see!
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[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
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At 4/3/07 10:43 PM, Gagsy wrote: That I'm a guy.
No wait.. that makes it sound like I AM a guy, I mean I lied before and told people I was a guy, but I'm not! I have no penis! I was just young and foolish!
I need sleep..
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
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For my-self i pretended to go into seizure to get out of a agruemnt with two of my friends who were trying to get people on their sides. Luckily there were only 10 and stupid.
Weither you like it or not, it still will be there the next day, and the next day, and the next...
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At 4/3/07 10:39 PM, flamingninja777 wrote: hmm i guess mine is the countless amounts of times i shoplifted...seriously ive shoplfifter WAAAAY to many times.
Jack, you never shoplifted! You only stole stuff, and you got caught one time and banned from the store until Christmas!
Long time, no see!
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I put the condom on while you were turned around.
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I pulled off some long convincing lie when my grandma caught my girl friend in the "69" With my head burried deep in her pussy. She walked out and belived me.
(Priceless)
IM BACCCKK!
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I told the cops in my unit that i caught mj.
This was Top Fulps reaction...
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In grade 5, I punched a retard and said I didn't.
Long time, no see!
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