new American slogan

[Kenney333]

In these days of such varying opinions the slogan "in God we trust" has become so outdated, maybe its time for a new one?

i mean since "in god we trust hasnt done to well justifying murder, maybe something a little more direct is in order, may i suggest,

America: "Obey or Die"

or maybe,

America: "Dont make us bomb you"

any other suggestions?

[karasz]

At 5/11/03 02:01 PM, Kenney333 wrote: America: "Obey or Die"

America: "Dont make us bomb you"

i like them

throw them on some coins and let me see them, by monday

[Raptorman]

I'm going with "Kicking ass and taking names."

[MindThrasher]

don't mean to be offensive, but I agree. I feel that we have turned tyrannous. We bombed millions of innocent children and women for what? To kill a man who's locatin was unknown? What a crock of shit! I feel that our new slogan should be: Don't piss us off or we'll send other people's children to come and get you!

[JMHX]

America: Home of JudgeMeHarshX

[Ted-Easton]

I've got a better one.
America: Everyone wants to be Judge.

[mrpopenfresh]

Quoting the t-shirt Homer wears when hes in Brazil: "try and stop us" with uncle sam eating the world.

[karasz]

America: the crater maker...

[Shih]

Got any Bufallo Wings?

[Pablothus]

Some other suggestions:

- "In Gold we trust "
- "We fight for liberty and justice... and oil"
- "Dont let for tomorrow what you can invade today"
- "Uncle Sam wants you...to be his slave"

[NEMESiSZ]

I like them a lot, but I guess you prefer a USA that gets pushed around by the rest of the world.

Where was your war protest when your buddy Clinton was invading countries having no relationship or aggression to the US, and were clearly not a threat to anyone?

[D2Kvirus]

America: Blame Canada.

America: Getting on everyone's nerves since 1492.

America: If you can read this, you're a product of another nation's Education System.

[Shih]

At 5/12/03 09:08 AM, D2KVirus wrote:

America: Getting on everyone's nerves since 1492.

LOL all right that one's pretty damn good.
*Chuckles again*

[JMHX]

At 5/11/03 07:01 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I've got a better one.
America: Everyone wants to be Judge.

Hm...I like it, and the double meaning helps out a lot, too. Good job, Canuck.

[Nirvana13666]

"Where freedom rings, unless we don't like your views"

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but not unless we can benefit from them”

[MissenLinx]

"With great power comes great responsobility"

[Shih]

At 5/12/03 10:55 AM, MissenLinx wrote: "With great power comes great responsobility"

Wow a pro american one am I on the wrong bbs?

[JudgeDredd]

American Armed Forces Slogan; "You are more likely to die on your own city streets than serving in the US military liberating foreign lands in the name of peace and freedom"

[D2Kvirus]

America: Let Freedom Ring With A Shotgun Blast.

America: Proud to be apathetic to Robbie Williams.

America: Rewriting history with every movie.

America: Don't worry, we didn't vote for him either.

America: Sorry about that whole Cold War thing.

[Slizor]

America happens
America - Free to bomb the world

I would like this to be changed to the National Anthem
In the army
You can kill people on their knees
In the army
You can shoot them while they're begging please
In the army
And when they're begging for their life
In the army
You can get out your bloody knife
Sign up now for the American Army!

[Ted-Easton]

America: Where freedom rings...
are only 25 cents more than freedom fries.

[JudgeDredd]

At 5/12/03 12:19 AM, Pablothus wrote:

- "Dont let for tomorrow what you can invade today"

nice! and in a similar vein..

T-shirt; USA - Pre-emptive since 2001

America; Land of the Free! Home of the Brave! [0900-SLOGANS-R-US]

US Air Force; "we proudly name our aircraft carriers after dead presidents ..and our helicopters after dead indians"

NASA Archive Audio; "besides Mars, we were the 1st to send our flag to every planet that contain the letter 'U' (..oops) including the SUN" (so hands off!)

[bumcheekcity]

America: Our ancestors were convicts, and the governments no better! :P

America: The only place in the world where a four-year-old can buy a handgun easier than beer.

America: Putting Dictators into place acince 1912!

America: Arrogant, big headed, loudmouthed but still loved by over 4% of the globe!

[Anarchy-Balsac]

At 5/12/03 09:08 AM, D2KVirus wrote: America: Getting on everyone's nerves since 1492.

if you want to make insults you can at least try not to be stupid about it. not only was it not a country in 1492, but it wouldn't even become british territory until years later. hell the declaration of independance is said by some to technically predate america's nationality. but obviously you don't know that.

so thank you for proving my point in an earlier thread that you don't know shit, or what you're talking about

[bumcheekcity]

Even better!

America: The land of the free. Unless you happen to disagree with us...

America: 10,600 nukes worth of peaceful democracy...

[Jimsween]

At 5/12/03 05:50 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Even better!

America: The land of the free. Unless you happen to disagree with us...

America: 10,600 nukes worth of peaceful democracy...

Bum, did you even read that article I put in the PC. We have 12,600!!! Dont let thsoe damn dirty commies underestimate us (even though russia has 28,000 and china has 3,00).

[AbstractVagabond]

At 5/12/03 03:22 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: America: Where freedom rings...
are only 25 cents more than freedom fries.

ROFL!! Oh shit, that was fucking funny. I can't top that if I tried.

[D2Kvirus]

At 5/12/03 05:48 PM, Anarchy_Balsac wrote:

At 5/12/03 09:08 AM, D2KVirus wrote: America: Getting on everyone's nerves since 1492.

if you want to make insults you can at least try not to be stupid about it. not only was it not a country in 1492, but it wouldn't even become british territory until years later. hell the declaration of independance is said by some to technically predate america's nationality. but obviously you don't know that.

so thank you for proving my point in an earlier thread that you don't know shit, or what you're talking about

The fact you've been sitting at your desk, seething away, waiting for such an opportunity to miss the point YET A-FUCKING-GAIN, and desperatly trying to make yourself appear anything other than 12 years old and plain retarded (and failing) is yet another damning indictment for your nomination for the International Shut Your Fucking Mouth And use Your Fucking Brain Award. I suggest you work out the difference between when I'm cracking jokes, and when I'm making valid points that annihilate all the crap you try and pass of as opinion, as opposed to the fact it's wasting bandwidth, and isn't particularly appreciated.

DOES YOU PROVE ANY POINT AT ALL? NO? THEN STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU EVER COULD, YOU IGNORANT LITTLE CUNT.

Anyway:

America - In GLOC we trust.

[D2Kvirus]

Just remembered one for the Clinton Administration:
- In Gob We Trust.

Not that I'm ripping off Armando Iannucci again...

[Commander-K25]

At 5/13/03 09:16 AM, D2KVirus wrote: DOES YOU PROVE ANY POINT AT ALL? NO? THEN STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU EVER COULD, YOU IGNORANT LITTLE CUNT.

Calm down. We all know you hate America for no good reason, like everyone else. You don't need to tell it to us over and over and then get abusive when facts are pointed out.