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oh look a mod started a topic, 10 pages of ass kissing now

At 4/2/07 02:08 PM, poxpower wrote: Should not try to look good by buying clothes, washing or by hiding behind thin people.
I hereby declare that fat people can only devote energy to stop being fat instead of wrapping themselves in the latest fashion or whatever.

Someday, you'll get married. I'm sure she'll be very beautiful, and very thin. And then one day, she'll get pregnant........ after that, chances are her physical beauty will be gone. Will you kick her to the curb if she can't lose the weight? Will you vomit at the sight of her stretch marks?

At 4/2/07 02:11 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: The fat chicks at my school need to accept they're fat and stop buying clothes that would fit my little brother.

WIN!

Fat chicks with cottage cheese thighs need to have a paper bag over there heads. Better yet, over there thick and useless thighs.

I work at a canoe livery during the summer, and I can't see fat people in little skimpy bikini's they should only make certain sized bikini's

At 4/2/07 02:08 PM, poxpower wrote: Should not try to look good by buying clothes, washing or by hiding behind thin people.
I hereby declare that fat people can only devote energy to stop being fat instead of wrapping themselves in the latest fashion or whatever.

Hey Pox power, are you a boy or a girl?

At 4/2/07 02:08 PM, poxpower wrote: I hereby declare that fat people can only devote energy to stop being fat instead of wrapping themselves in the latest fashion or whatever.

Sounds ok to me.

I am DAMN PROUD of being a "big dude" as I have been refferred to.

Dude this isnt myspace....

BTW, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's people's fault they're fat...

Thin and fit and Fat and Fit people die at around the same age, while fat and unfit die first.

Anyway, you're right poxpower. And they get all pissed at you for calling them fat, when first, it's the fucking truth, and second, it's their own fucking fault for eating too fucking much.

Contrary to what may be popular belief, fat people do not bounce.

This must mean that one shouldn't pig out on fried twinkies.

Fat people suck. Here's why:
-They eat everyone else's food so there is none left for we skinny/fit people
-They are all ugly
-Oprah and Dr. Phil. This is self-explanitory
-Their fat rolls take up practically all of MY SEAT on a 3 HOUR PLANE RIDE.
-They suck.
Now, can any reasonable man refute the truth in these claims?

hahahaha

At 4/2/07 02:24 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 4/2/07 02:18 PM, Crue wrote:
-I float better.

you can't dive well.
The whole point of a pool is so you can dive and do silly tricks like sit at the bottom and throw your friend's stuff down there.

Yeah, but 225 lbs of pure man makes one hell of a splash when doing a canonball.

-I can flatten people who wish to engage in physical combat with me. And it really never happens. I can only remember one or two incidents, but trust me, these extra pounds are an advantage if you know how to use them.

Dude stop lying, you don't get into any fights.
And no amount of fat can protect you from a broken nose. Unless you have a fat nose too.

Didn't I say that in that sentence? Read it again, and in that sentence I admit that I don't get into many fights.

-I'm better at being a linebacker than some skinny prick.

And when you're out of school, you'll be better at crowding the aisles at the supermarket where you'll stock shelves because you failed to get good grades and instead played sports.

True. And it may be a problem during basic.

-I am quite noticable.

That's never good.

That's where you're wrong. I like being noticed. Don't get me wrong I'm not an attention whore, but the attention I get is never negative. Except this one time when my friends and I went to see V for Vendetta, we were walking out of the theatre and these guys drive by and yell bacon. When I finally understood I just laughed.

Anyway, I like being fat. I mean sure, gravity effects me more and I can't go as fast as some people, but dammit this extra weight makes me feel like I can walk into oncoming traffic and total a semi!

STOP IT THE BACON IS ALL GONE STOP IT!!!! NOOOOOO

Bacon seems to be associated with me. At least we won't piss on your car. Those guys must have been pissed, no pun intended. And yes, the bacon is all gone, along w/ the sausage! *burp*

At 4/2/07 02:08 PM, poxpower wrote: Should not try to look good by buying clothes, washing or by hiding behind thin people.
I hereby declare that fat people can only devote energy to stop being fat instead of wrapping themselves in the latest fashion or whatever.

I agree. how can anyone stand too be so fat?

'It's not my fault I'm fat' - No, it's just that you need a lot of energy to carry your weight and to pump blood to every 1 of 300 pounds of fat you possess, why is the fat there?

You know, fat people were revered in China.

some 400 years ago

At 4/2/07 05:53 PM, Crue wrote:
Yeah, but 225 lbs of pure man makes one hell of a splash when doing a canonball.

only assholes canonball, unless all your friends are still outside the pool, in which case anyone who canonballs wil splash them with cold water.
You're only making the pool shallower.

Didn't I say that in that sentence? Read it again, and in that sentence I admit that I don't get into many fights.

STOP IT, THE BACON ANGERS YOU PLEASE DON'T EAT ME NOOOOO I HAVE NO MORE BUTTER, LET ME GO

When I finally understood I just laughed.

Tears are not normally associated with laughter.
Shit I bet you don't go to a lot of theme parks.

Did you know that 95% of accidents at theme parks are caused by blubber?

At 4/2/07 05:08 PM, Xtesh wrote: Fat people suck. Here's why:
-They eat everyone else's food so there is none left for we skinny/fit people
-They are all ugly
-Oprah and Dr. Phil. This is self-explanitory
-Their fat rolls take up practically all of MY SEAT on a 3 HOUR PLANE RIDE.
-They suck.
Now, can any reasonable man refute the truth in these claims?

Nope. I agree with you completely. it only takes one reason to prove the stupitity and patheticness of fat people. And i have more reasons!
1. they block people from going down stairs
2.they are most likely the cause of world hunger.(eating habits.)
3.They are a danger too themselves and everyone around them.
4.If everyone was fat,planes would crash,(too heavy), and ships would sink( still too heavy)

At 4/2/07 06:16 PM, AndrewGlisson11 wrote: unfuny stuff

I love watching thirteen year olds trying to be funny.

At 4/2/07 02:08 PM, poxpower wrote: stop being fat instead of wrapping themselves in the latest fashion or whatever.

If they bothered to actually take the time to lose weight, they would look better, except for ugly people, who are just ugly.

At 4/2/07 06:20 PM, FattPandaa wrote:

At 4/2/07 06:16 PM, AndrewGlisson11 wrote: unfuny stuff

I love watching thirteen year olds trying to be funny.

I wasn't trying to be funny.

At 4/2/07 02:24 PM, poxpower wrote:

STOP IT THE BACON IS ALL GONE STOP IT!!!! NOOOOOO

I lol'd so hard, pox.

At 4/2/07 06:49 PM, cementsocks wrote:

At 4/2/07 02:24 PM, poxpower wrote:

STOP IT THE BACON IS ALL GONE STOP IT!!!! NOOOOOO

I lol'd so hard, pox.

Me too. like I said, not only did I eat the bacon, but the sausage was quite tasty as well.

At 4/2/07 06:49 PM, cementsocks wrote:

At 4/2/07 02:24 PM, poxpower wrote:

STOP IT THE BACON IS ALL GONE STOP IT!!!! NOOOOOO

I lol'd so hard, pox.

the home come you mispelled my name in your sig?
Show some respect to your superiors :O :O :O

At 4/2/07 07:35 PM, Crue wrote:

Me too. like I said, not only did I eat the bacon, but the sausage was quite tasty as well.

I'm sorry, all I could hear was "Ha Ha Ha, bigongry ne hassa Han Solo, Ha Ha Ha"

hey man if you were fat you would try to dress up good right? yea thats what i thought

I'm a fat chick, and I know it. But I don't prance around in a fucking miniskirt and the tightest shirt I can find. I almost always wear pants, and none of my capris go past my knees. I've also usually got my hoodie on.
And before you start fucking telling me off for sitting on the computer, I do exercise quite often. And you're doing the same thing.

Im fat..... And I wish I were a skinny man.