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Roses are red parodies. NOW.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-05-12 15:59:33 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who is your daddy?
And what does he do?

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-05-12 16:02:00 Reply

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
'No they are not,'
'They are too.'


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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-05-12 16:13:28 Reply

go to time 0:19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA&t=0m19s


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-05-12 16:14:28 Reply

Roses are red

let's fuck

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-05-12 16:40:14 Reply

roses are red
violets are blue
you bled when i put my dick in you


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-05-12 16:54:04 Reply

roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and these three things have nothing in common what in the fuck.

roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but you're sour lel.


ńęwgróuńdśęś ręśidęńt pątrićiąń

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-05-12 18:48:14 Reply

baked goods are yummy
baguettes are the best
they fill up my tummy
gluten intolerance :(

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 00:33:28 Reply

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Spread your legs
And give me a hour

Who's next?

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 00:34:24 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a mindless robot
Molested by you.


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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 00:36:12 Reply

roses are red
VIOLETS ARE VIOLET

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 00:38:34 Reply

At 10/20/13 12:36 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: VIOLETS ARE VIOLET

Which is a shade of blue so you're just being pedantic for no reason.


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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 00:41:33 Reply

red roses are red
violets are named after the color that they appear to be
bend over won't you pop that pussy for me
bend over won't you pop that pussy for me


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 01:00:20 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less than dinner for two

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 04:14:22 Reply

At 10/20/13 12:36 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: roses are red
VIOLETS ARE VIOLET

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
What color is this chloroform?"
Said Wade before bonking you.


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Feminism is yet to affect my life in any way other than by filling websites I go to with crude feminist hate- Jester

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 06:48:34 Reply

Blood is Red,

Bruises are Blue,

Don't say no.


Everywhere I go, there's a sergeant there.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 06:56:24 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your rhymes are shit
Nanana, no tempo, Maka.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 08:51:43 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is bullshit
Penis


*sigh*

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 09:26:21 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My pants are down,
For a delivery to you.


happy, sad....!?

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 10:21:58 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I forgot to pull out
So now we're both screwed


It's okay, I understand you're not as awesome as me.
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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2013-10-20 10:29:38 Reply

At 10/20/13 04:14 AM, CiviLies wrote: "Roses are red
Violets are blue
What color is this chloroform?"
Said Wade before bonking you.

Bravo!


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