Roses are red parodies. NOW.

[Shadow-XII]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Let's cut the bullshit.
Gimme a screw.

Your turn.

[MC-JP]

roses are red

youre eyes will turn blue (when im done )

that means

i had buttsex with you

[MrLuckDuck]

Roses are red

Gayboys are blue

Sleep with me

And you'l cum too!

[TropicalPenquin]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
So nosh is off

something going round in my area atm

[Chris-V2]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My bowel is infected
From that evening with you

[Minty-Hippo]

Roses are red Violets are blue

IMA RAPE JOOO!!!!

[Chris-V2]

At 4/2/07 06:20 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: Roses are red Violets are blue

IMA RAPE JOOO!!!!

Win, just pure win.

[LazyDrunk]

Roses are red,
Violets are pretty,
But so is the nipple,
On your sister's titty.

[Sir-S-Of-TURBO]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
BlueEyesWhiteDragon could NOT
beat pikachu

that argument kicked ass

[MrLuckDuck]

At 4/2/07 06:24 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: Roses are red,
Violets are pretty,
But so is the nipple,
On your sister's titty.

Lol!

[Lord-Sonx]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!

i fail.

[LazyDrunk]

At 4/2/07 06:24 AM, Sir-S-Of-TURBO wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
BlueEyesWhiteDragon could NOT
beat pikachu

that argument kicked ass

A cucumbers green,
A dandelion yellow,
Guess which I gave,
To this fine young fellow.

[LazyDrunk]

Roses are red,
Pansies are not,
Write your own shit,
'Fore you get shot.

[EvilJesus]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Put them in a bag
And gimme a sag

[Spinister]

gay gay gay,
gay gay gay.
gay gay gay,
gay gay gay.

[LazyDrunk]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You losers can't rhyme,
Your poop's soupy goo.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a foot fetish,
Smell my shoe.

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet,
Fuck.

[Lord-Sonx]

roses are red
violets are blue
jesus is dead
because of a jew

oh shi-

[LazyDrunk]

Roses are red,
But most plants are green,
The color of piss,
That stains your latrene.

Roses are red,
Shitstains are brown,
But your stinky poo-butt,
Is most renowned.

[FeargusMcDuff]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet.
I'll fuck you with a rake.

[Jon]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a monkey,
And smell like one too!

Everybody Hates Chris <333

[FeargusMcDuff]

ALSO
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you

(awww)

[LinkSilvermane]

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm high as a kite
...and who the fuck are you?"

*passes out*

[Syzyde]

Roses AREN'T red

Violets CAN'T BE blue

This poem is overdone

Now I'll eat you.

[psycho-squirrel]

blood is dark red,
your face is very blue,
cause im strangling your neck,
and raping you too.

[TheD-LucksEdition]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have chlamydia,
And now so do you.

[Silverfang]

At 4/2/07 06:58 AM, FeargusMcDuff wrote: ALSO
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you

(awww)

I am so making that into a nerd valentines card!

[oddworth]

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
open your legs and i'll give you some power

[HeartbreakHoldout]

Roses can be red
Violets are sometimes blue
This is a Haiku

[PsychoticMind]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
That was a ruffie,
That I just fed you.