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Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:14:34 Reply

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Let's cut the bullshit.
Gimme a screw.

Your turn.


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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:16:02 Reply

roses are red

youre eyes will turn blue (when im done )

that means

i had buttsex with you

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:17:45 Reply

Roses are red

Gayboys are blue

Sleep with me

And you'l cum too!


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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:17:46 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
So nosh is off

something going round in my area atm

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:19:40 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My bowel is infected
From that evening with you

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:20:30 Reply

Roses are red Violets are blue

IMA RAPE JOOO!!!!


How did this get here? I am not good with internet.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:21:27 Reply

At 4/2/07 06:20 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: Roses are red Violets are blue

IMA RAPE JOOO!!!!

Win, just pure win.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:24:09 Reply

Roses are red,
Violets are pretty,
But so is the nipple,
On your sister's titty.


We gladly feast upon those who would subdue us.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:24:28 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
BlueEyesWhiteDragon could NOT
beat pikachu

that argument kicked ass

FGSFDS

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:25:00 Reply

At 4/2/07 06:24 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: Roses are red,
Violets are pretty,
But so is the nipple,
On your sister's titty.

Lol!


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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:25:17 Reply

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!

i fail.
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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:26:23 Reply

At 4/2/07 06:24 AM, Sir-S-Of-TURBO wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
BlueEyesWhiteDragon could NOT
beat pikachu

that argument kicked ass

A cucumbers green,
A dandelion yellow,
Guess which I gave,
To this fine young fellow.


We gladly feast upon those who would subdue us.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:32:32 Reply

Roses are red,
Pansies are not,
Write your own shit,
'Fore you get shot.


We gladly feast upon those who would subdue us.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:36:16 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Put them in a bag
And gimme a sag


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:40:42 Reply

gay gay gay,
gay gay gay.
gay gay gay,
gay gay gay.


Fear is the Mind Killer.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:43:21 Reply

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You losers can't rhyme,
Your poop's soupy goo.


We gladly feast upon those who would subdue us.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:46:15 Reply

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a foot fetish,
Smell my shoe.

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet,
Fuck.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:49:25 Reply

roses are red
violets are blue
jesus is dead
because of a jew

oh shi-
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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:54:58 Reply

Roses are red,
But most plants are green,
The color of piss,
That stains your latrene.

Roses are red,
Shitstains are brown,
But your stinky poo-butt,
Is most renowned.


We gladly feast upon those who would subdue us.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:57:07 Reply

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet.
I'll fuck you with a rake.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:57:09 Reply

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a monkey,
And smell like one too!

Everybody Hates Chris <333

hello

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 06:58:14 Reply

ALSO
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you

(awww)

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 07:03:10 Reply

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm high as a kite
...and who the fuck are you?"

*passes out*

Pure awesomeness. You must read it.

(God-like signature by Zeppekk)

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 07:17:47 Reply

Roses AREN'T red

Violets CAN'T BE blue

This poem is overdone

Now I'll eat you.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 07:25:34 Reply

blood is dark red,
your face is very blue,
cause im strangling your neck,
and raping you too.


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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 07:36:51 Reply

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have chlamydia,
And now so do you.

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 07:42:49 Reply

At 4/2/07 06:58 AM, FeargusMcDuff wrote: ALSO
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you

(awww)

I am so making that into a nerd valentines card!

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 07:44:26 Reply

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
open your legs and i'll give you some power


I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 07:45:40 Reply

Roses can be red
Violets are sometimes blue
This is a Haiku

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Response to Roses are red parodies. NOW. 2007-04-02 07:47:09 Reply

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
That was a ruffie,
That I just fed you.


HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!
Kiddie-porn.
Thanks for the sig BlueFlameSkulls.

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