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At 4/2/07 10:04 PM, Tikou wrote: for yall who is lazy to look in bible

Don't waste your time with your senseless babbling.

1.) I've read the bible, and own 4 different ones.
2.) The bible is SO full of contradictions, one is left baffled after reading it.
3.) You aren't a christian, and I can tell for one reason. Did you ever read that little passage that said to STONE ALL DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN? No? Read up more. If you are to follow a book full of bull-shit stories, you shouldn't pick and choose rules to follow.

Shut the fuck up.

At 4/2/07 09:38 PM, PandaMime wrote: Jesus is five dimensional.
Time has no meaning.

Wasn't Jesus human? How could he be Five Dimensional?

come on people, stop arguing about religion and draw jesus! Its not a sin and i dont think jesus would mind, he might even find them amusing himself.

At 4/2/07 10:04 PM, Tikou wrote:

Your grammar hurts my brain.

i believe that one day in the distant future someone is going to find a really old (old being our time ) fiction novel and start basing their beliefs off that then a new religion will spread as christianity did thats my theory on the bible its just a book someone wrote people found it inspiring so they started to believe in the fiction the book told

At 4/3/07 02:11 AM, redheadguy55 wrote: i believe that one day in the distant future someone is going to find a really old (old being our time ) fiction novel and start basing their beliefs off that then a new religion will spread as christianity did thats my theory on the bible its just a book someone wrote people found it inspiring so they started to believe in the fiction the book told

except that the historic events in it are proven not to be fiction, but actual history.
I'm not getting into religion and stuff, i just hate stupid people.
Dont hand me bull about me being contradictory because i hate stupid people because everyone is human and you all contradict yourselves all the time. I say you all should just shut the fuck up about religion because we all have closed minds and will not open them to people we do not even see on the internet. So just continue with art and keep your moronic theories to yourselves.
Have Nice Day.

Metal Jesus

Wow people actually liked my one alot :D. Lately people have been saying that i need a better art style and that my art sucks, lol i showed them!

This thread is starting to turn out alright. But you's have to stop arguing about religion etc. does it really matter?, Im not really religious but i dont care if people are

Just pointing that out

At 4/3/07 02:58 AM, The-Ninja-Monkey wrote: Wow people actually liked my one alot :D. Lately people have been saying that i need a better art style and that my art sucks, lol i showed them!

This thread is starting to turn out alright. But you's have to stop arguing about religion etc. does it really matter?, Im not really religious but i dont care if people are

Just pointing that out

eh. dont worry bout them. your style is yours and it looks like no one elses so its cool. no copying, just you. so stick to it. it doesnt look bad neither.

At 4/3/07 02:46 AM, TheAutocrat wrote: except that the historic events in it are proven not to be fiction, but actual history.
I'm not getting into religion and stuff, i just hate stupid people.
Dont hand me bull about me being contradictory because i hate stupid people because everyone is human and you all contradict yourselves all the time.

Oh so now you justify god's contradictory, based on our "human" ways?

Last time I checked god was above humans according to you guys.

You constantly call us stupid, yet we are the ones smart enough to sit down and challenge religion, opposed to willfully let people jam beliefs down our throats.

I was born in a christian family, and I am the only one smart enough to realize the stupidity the bible contains.

Yes we contradict ourselves. People also have sex with animals. Does that mean people who have sex with animals, get to say "ANIMALS HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS TOO" huh? Do they? Nope. Your "god" says that we are imperfect himself, therefore according to him we are destined to contradict at some point, being that no one is perfect.

But on the other hand, this alleged god IS perfect. Therefore he cannot contradict, or the world implodes. Sorry, I don't see any imploding planets anywhere!

Excuse my satire, but you fail sir.

You know jesus was black don't you?

He may also have been white, or arabic.

For now I'll say he was whack.

as a combo of white and black...

At 4/3/07 07:24 AM, Acerbic wrote: You know jesus was black don't you?

FUCK thats right.

At 4/3/07 07:24 AM, Acerbic wrote: You know jesus was black don't you?

Why of course! Aren't all Middle Easterns?

At 4/3/07 02:11 AM, redheadguy55 wrote: i believe that one day in the distant future someone is going to find a really old (old being our time ) fiction novel and start basing their beliefs off that then a new religion will spread as christianity did thats my theory on the bible its just a book someone wrote people found it inspiring so they started to believe in the fiction the book told

yknow what book that'll be? 1984. people will base their religion around Big Brother and they'll tell of Winston and Julia, who were condemned to hell but were saved by Big Brother's Disciples at the Ministry of Love. They'll take over the world, and establish their OWN Ministry of Love for recruiting nonbelievers! RUH-ROH.

Also, Tikou. i noticed that when i pointed out the flaws in your reasoning, you cleverly pretended i wan't there. THAT'S CALLED DENIAL! go see a shrink, you crazy person.

At 4/2/07 07:04 PM, Tikou wrote: ok well first of all his name isnt jesus of nazeruth or how ever you spell it, thats what he was called becaus ehe was from nazurus(sp) his name is Jesus Christ, get it? got it? good.. and the little cool drawings dont get me wrong kinda cool drawings, but the one of faggot or wat or what ever taht is, thats just wrong. jesus died for you sins and you repay him by drawing him with a penis in his mouth. i would be a shamed if i was you. draw soem one else. um like say usama or gondi. or do budda not jesus ok? if not well i cant stop you. but we will see at the while thrown judgement

Hahaha, religious fags like you crack me up. His name is not Jesus of Nazareth, nor Jesus Christ. Both are more like nicknames. Nazareth being the place he originated from, and Christ is derived from the Greek word 'christós'. So that isn't his name. Last names weren't common back then, only the aristocracy had last names. Also, he didn't die for my sins. He died for nobody's sins. He just died.
I agree that drawing Osama is slightly better, morally speaking. But drawing Buddha is just as wrong as Jesus, and less funny too. And Ghandi is someone who really meant something to people, which is confirmed. Jesus arguably was a stoner, who discovered drugs and claimed to 'cure' people. Now crawl back up your own anus.

At 4/2/07 10:04 PM, Tikou wrote: a bunch of fucking religius shit.

stop looking for attention jackass.

if your so keen on christianity get the fuck out of here, this `aint the Bible`s club. anyone can say what they want.

now go repent for your sins and gtfo

Jesus of Death.

You know, because Jesse is dead. :D

At 4/3/07 05:35 AM, Felipe wrote:

At 4/3/07 02:46 AM, TheAutocrat wrote: except that the historic events in it are proven not to be fiction, but actual history.
I'm not getting into religion and stuff, i just hate stupid people.
Dont hand me bull about me being contradictory because i hate stupid people because everyone is human and you all contradict yourselves all the time.

Oh so now you justify god's contradictory, based on our "human" ways?

Last time I checked god was above humans according to you guys.

You constantly call us stupid, yet we are the ones smart enough to sit down and challenge religion, opposed to willfully let people jam beliefs down our throats.

I was born in a christian family, and I am the only one smart enough to realize the stupidity the bible contains.

Yes we contradict ourselves. People also have sex with animals. Does that mean people who have sex with animals, get to say "ANIMALS HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS TOO" huh? Do they? Nope. Your "god" says that we are imperfect himself, therefore according to him we are destined to contradict at some point, being that no one is perfect.

But on the other hand, this alleged god IS perfect. Therefore he cannot contradict, or the world implodes. Sorry, I don't see any imploding planets anywhere!

Excuse my satire, but you fail sir.

You just made me look like i said something else. And you assume I am Christian. Good job.
Moron. I did not base God's contradictory on ours or anything like that. I'm only saying that all of you arguing about religion in an ART forum are complete morons. Draw art. Post it. It has nothing to do with religion. And, as i said, take your stupid theories and waste them somewhere else on the internet.
Plus, you gave no example of God being contradicting and i doubt you've read the bible, being that you reject your parent's beliefs and that you denounce any and all of it. Not only that, you spend most of your time online. I seriously doubt you have a bible in your hand at the same time you are posting things.

At 4/2/07 07:04 PM, Tikou wrote: ok well first of all his name isnt jesus of nazeruth or how ever you spell it, thats what he was called becaus ehe was from nazurus(sp) his name is Jesus Christ, get it? got it? good.

we got a smart one here. And why is everyone getting their panties in a bunch over a little bit of jesus sucking cock?

At 4/4/07 10:21 PM, TheAutocrat wrote: Plus, you gave no example of God being contradicting and i doubt you've read the bible, being that you reject your parent's beliefs and that you denounce any and all of it. Not only that, you spend most of your time online. I seriously doubt you have a bible in your hand at the same time you are posting things.

Dude, even when you are christian, why the hell should you have a fucking bible at hand when you are surfing and posting on Newgrounds, and if you read it (i did) you don't have to belive it, even if your parents are christian!

You just made me look like i said something else. And you : assume I am Christian. Good job. Moron.

It is only logical to assume you are a christian being that you are defending christianity by replying to someone who is sharing their opinion on religion.

I did not base God's contradictory on ours or anything like
that.

"Don't hand me bull about me being contradictory because i hate stupid people because everyone is human and you all contradict yourselves all the time"

Sorry, I misunderstood what you said by how you worded your sentence. :/

I'm only saying that all of you arguing about religion in an
ART forum are complete morons. Draw art. Post it. It has
nothing to do with religion.

Sigh, The subject was brought up by a "stupid" person, and like you, I hate stupid people.

And, as i said, take your stupid theories and waste them
somewhere else on the internet.

I'm try to tell others to do just that sir, if you didn't notice.
By me nagging christians, it makes them go away.

Plus, you gave no example of God being contradicting and i
doubt you've read the bible, being that you reject your
parent's beliefs and that you denounce any and all of it.

Aight, here is an example.

Ten commandments consist of 10 basic rules in which
you shouldn't break. Exodus 20:13 "You shall not murder"

Okay, Ecclesiastes 2:26 " Everything has it's time. - A time
to kill" Which means obviously that you CAN murder, but in
the name of jesus. LMAO

Not only that, you spend most of your time online.

And I thought you wouldn't sink so low as to make fun of my life in which you have no clue about.

With my observation, you have a deviant art account. Which means you must spend a reasonable amount of time on the internet aswell.

I actually had respect for you too.

I seriously doubt you have a bible in your hand at the same
time you are posting things.

Next time you might want to be a bit more sure. ;)

Jesus of Ressurection.

At 4/2/07 10:36 PM, Ssawa wrote:

At 4/2/07 09:38 PM, PandaMime wrote: Jesus is five dimensional.
Time has no meaning.

Wasn't Jesus human? How could he be Five Dimensional?

The human part was 3 dimensional, think of it as a 2 dimensional face of a 4 dimensional figure.

no, wait...

Think of it as a one dimensional line of a 3 dimensional creature.

there we go.

See, it all makes perfect sense?

maybe