Jesus of ___

[Nerddage]

OK, most people know Jesus's full name was Jesus of Nazerath.... Well this thread is for you to make a jesus! A jesus of _____ < any word there(dancing, staplers etc)

This is my first painting from scratch on photoshop, and i dont think im 100% done... so if you could also critique me i would be appreciative... And lay off on the fails.... dont be a jackass because you have no artisitic talent.

So here it is

Jesus of PWNAGE

[Felipe]

Jesus of Faggotry

[orochimaru556]

Jesus..Of naruto!!!!

YAY!

[orochimaru556]

At 4/2/07 12:41 AM, Felipe wrote: Jesus of Faggotry

You fucking fag, go to hell. Bastard.

[GodsSentWarrior]

At 4/2/07 12:41 AM, Felipe wrote: Jesus of Faggotry

Can a mod delete this post please? This thread delivers.

[Nerddage]

Could a mod delete that jesus of faggoty.... it will kill this thread/

[Felipe]

No. I followed your rules. It is your fault you are offended by it, and you shouldn't be so close minded.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

At 4/2/07 12:53 AM, Nerddage wrote: Could a mod delete that jesus of faggoty.... it will kill this thread/

How?

Are are you just a sensitive little bible-thumper?

[The-Ninja-Monkey]

Jesus Of EMO!!!

[Phoog]

At 4/2/07 04:16 AM, The-Ninja-Monkey wrote: Jesus Of EMO!!!

My favourite.

[Mason]

crappy quality
little rushed
JESUS OF NEWGROUNDS!!!!

[FidioProductions]

lol thats funny!

Jesus of EMO!

that was a good one, nice art

[thewarriorsrok]

At 4/2/07 12:41 AM, Felipe wrote: Jesus of Faggotry

fuck those idiots, this picture rocks.

[Evilspirit]

=.= please dont make him look like he just dropped his pants.

[MeMB]

Fuck Christians, you'd draw Mohammed with his pants down if it weren't for the suicide bombers and what happened to Denmark.

[verycoolguy]

At 4/2/07 09:25 AM, Bloodspade wrote: crappy quality
little rushed
JESUS OF NEWGROUNDS!!!!

It's crappy quality because you didn't draw shit. You just used MSPaint to cut out someone else's art and put it on another art from someone else.

[TomAzza]

At 4/2/07 04:42 PM, verycoolguy wrote:

At 4/2/07 09:25 AM, Bloodspade wrote: crappy quality
little rushed
JESUS OF NEWGROUNDS!!!!

It's crappy quality because you didn't draw shit. You just used MSPaint to cut out someone else's art and put it on another art from someone else.

i dont think the point of that pic was the quality of the picture

[Raguel]

Captain Jesus of The Starship Enterprise.

Very little artwork went into this. Feels more like a 'General' topic.

[Nerddage]

Lol, that faggoty pic is pretty funny, i forgot it was newgrounds for a bi, and i turned into an ass. Sorry felipe you do wonderful work =P, you should try the virgin mary next.

[Tikou]

ok well first of all his name isnt jesus of nazeruth or how ever you spell it, thats what he was called becaus ehe was from nazurus(sp) his name is Jesus Christ, get it? got it? good.. and the little cool drawings dont get me wrong kinda cool drawings, but the one of faggot or wat or what ever taht is, thats just wrong. jesus died for you sins and you repay him by drawing him with a penis in his mouth. i would be a shamed if i was you. draw soem one else. um like say usama or gondi. or do budda not jesus ok? if not well i cant stop you. but we will see at the while thrown judgement

[redheadguy55]

At 4/2/07 07:04 PM, Tikou wrote: draw soem one else. um like say usama or gondi. or do budda not jesus ok?

by usama im guessing you mean osama bin laden, but why the fuck would you do that to gandi, he did just as Jesus did ; leading his people to unity through peaceful demonstrations. He brought India together as a whole. And just because you don't follow buddha you say to make fun of him,if you did follow buddha and someone made fun of him would you tell them to go make fun of jesus.
Hell, I'm aethiest but i let others believe in what they want to, and you should aswell.
You feel that since youve been brought up with jesus that it has to be the only true religion and that others are rediculous.
This is one of my main reasons of supporting aetheism because it gets rid of all these singled out beliefs and brings people that would normally fight, together.
Take this post as you wish but i hope i have changed your outlook on this topic everyone seems to be fussing about.

[SamuraiGlock]

At 4/2/07 04:16 AM, The-Ninja-Monkey wrote: Jesus Of EMO!!!

good one

[Ansel]

At 4/2/07 07:04 PM, Tikou wrote: ok well first of all his name isnt jesus of nazeruth or how ever you spell it, thats what he was called becaus ehe was from nazurus(sp) his name is Jesus Christ, get it? got it? good.. and the little cool drawings dont get me wrong kinda cool drawings, but the one of faggot or wat or what ever taht is, thats just wrong. jesus died for you sins and you repay him by drawing him with a penis in his mouth. i would be a shamed if i was you. draw soem one else. um like say usama or gondi. or do budda not jesus ok? if not well i cant stop you. but we will see at the while thrown judgement

uh... since jesus apparently died over 1,000 years ago, and most of us weren't born then, how can he have died for sins we didn't commit? and why should we draw BUDDHA but not jesus? you bigot! RELIGIONIST! if we drew buddha smoking crack or something, would you be angry? NAW! but keep in mind that buddha was actually a regular guy. Jesus wanted everyone to love their neighbors and such. if you don't love buddha, doesn't that mean you're DISOBEYING JESUS? OH SHIITE MUSLIM. HAVE FUN IN HELL! >:(

also, it's jesus of the art forum, descending from above, bearing the great tome of the rules and carrying his mighty ban hammer.

[PandaMime]

At 4/2/07 08:46 PM, JunkyCow wrote:
uh... since jesus apparently died over 1,000 years ago, and most of us weren't born then, how can he have died for sins we didn't commit?

Jesus is five dimensional.
Time has no meaning.

[Ansel]

At 4/2/07 09:38 PM, PandaMime wrote: Jesus is five dimensional.
Time has no meaning.

does this mean that jesus constantly teleports back and forth through time waiting for people to sin and then going back to whatever A.D. adn dying again? no. NO. that's just stupid. besides... the FOURTH dimension is time.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

At 4/2/07 07:04 PM, Tikou wrote:

:jesus died for you sins and you repay him by drawing him with a penis in his mouth. i would be a shamed if i was you. draw soem one else. um like say usama or gondi. or do budda not jesus ok? if not well i cant stop you. but we will see at the while thrown judgement

You know.

If I were a mod, I would IP Ban you from this website for writing religious faggotry just to draw attention to yourself.

NEWS FLASH: Not everyone has the same religion or cares about your little paragraphs of poorly spelt religious crap.

[CitricCyste]

Jesus of Kinky-ness.

[Tikou]

well, buddah or what ever you spell it, yea i suck at spelling so what!!!!. yea i say dont make fun of jesus. BAN ME THEN! I DONT CARE!!! i dont car efor the account any wayz. or any others. i just get on here and watch flashes. well atleast i know i tried to spred the word on here so when the day comes and you standing infront of Jesus him self and you explain you self. you will think of how i tryed, yea you athist(spelling again so what!) how long has the bible been out? umm say a loooooonnnnggg time, and they have not found a single flaw in it ehh? and you saying jesus was 1000 years ago it was 2000 years ago just to let you know, umm hes dieing for our sins. so that we may ask for forgiveness, and he died so we could go to heaven. before we would have gone to a place called, paridice.. well im not going into a big paragraph about it just read the bible and the bst verse John 3:16. yea im a christian! and im pround to serve my lord. and you know what im not ganan reply any more to this. this is enought to say that i tryed. well hope you guys best of luck

for yall who is lazy to look in bible

God so loved the world that he gave his only begoton son and who so ever belivith in him shall not parish but have ever lasting life. john 3:16...

and when it says ever lasting life it means going to heaven.

[CitricCyste]

At 4/2/07 09:56 PM, CitricCyste wrote: Jesus of Kinky-ness.

Well, im going to hell in a handbasket :(

[esko-man]

At 4/2/07 03:58 AM, Felipe wrote: No. I followed your rules. It is your fault you are offended by it, and you shouldn't be so close minded.

Excuse, me? That's got to be the most idiotic thing I've read tonight. And anyone who gets on your side just because you nor they are Christian in religious following, deserve to rot in the deepest pits of hell as you most likely will.

But I forgive you. I'd have to be a contradictory asshole not to.

So on with it...

He died on the cross for your sins, now YOU'LL be dying to hear his new hit album!

Jesus of the Hood