Ok, I must admit I have a pretty large present in my pants (I call it the Exalibur!).
Because of this, I have both upsides and burdens that I must deal with. Sometimes when I walk along with my 10 inch sausage people stare at me and giggle.
This may sound bad but let me tell yout he worst part of it all: I have an erection 24/7.
So even when i'm talking to the most ugly of people, it makes a tent out of my pants and stretches them so much that I can barely wear them the next day.
Today I tried to live without its length holding me down but while doing this I got it stuck in the door. Thankfully I have a laptop right next to the door.