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Ok, I must admit I have a pretty large present in my pants (I call it the Exalibur!).
Because of this, I have both upsides and burdens that I must deal with. Sometimes when I walk along with my 10 inch sausage people stare at me and giggle.
This may sound bad but let me tell yout he worst part of it all: I have an erection 24/7.
So even when i'm talking to the most ugly of people, it makes a tent out of my pants and stretches them so much that I can barely wear them the next day.
Today I tried to live without its length holding me down but while doing this I got it stuck in the door. Thankfully I have a laptop right next to the door.
No the girls always are too scared to go out with me since they dont want one THAT long, you know?
We all know he doesn't have a penis 10 inches long, unless he had penis-surgery recently, and even then that wouldn't do much.
huh-huh-huh-huh; DO much.
Far away, across the field, the tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees, to hear the softly spoken magic spells.......