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My Dick Got Stuck In The Door

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TheBeagle
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My Dick Got Stuck In The Door 2007-03-31 19:45:24 Reply

Ok, I must admit I have a pretty large present in my pants (I call it the Exalibur!).

Because of this, I have both upsides and burdens that I must deal with. Sometimes when I walk along with my 10 inch sausage people stare at me and giggle.

This may sound bad but let me tell yout he worst part of it all: I have an erection 24/7.

So even when i'm talking to the most ugly of people, it makes a tent out of my pants and stretches them so much that I can barely wear them the next day.

Today I tried to live without its length holding me down but while doing this I got it stuck in the door. Thankfully I have a laptop right next to the door.

Help?


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Response to My Dick Got Stuck In The Door 2007-03-31 19:46:11 Reply

Stick it in his pooper.


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Response to My Dick Got Stuck In The Door 2007-03-31 19:46:32 Reply

Ask your grandma to jerk you off.

Is she still at your home?

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Response to My Dick Got Stuck In The Door 2007-03-31 19:50:08 Reply

No the girls always are too scared to go out with me since they dont want one THAT long, you know?


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Response to My Dick Got Stuck In The Door 2007-03-31 19:54:09 Reply

Tape it to your leg.

Use duct tape.
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Response to My Dick Got Stuck In The Door 2007-03-31 20:04:33 Reply

We all know he doesn't have a penis 10 inches long, unless he had penis-surgery recently, and even then that wouldn't do much.

huh-huh-huh-huh; DO much.

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Response to My Dick Got Stuck In The Door 2007-03-31 20:07:09 Reply

Try and open the door, unless you got it stuck in the keyhole?..

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Response to My Dick Got Stuck In The Door 2007-03-31 20:10:25 Reply

Opening the door would be tooooooo simple.


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