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OK, so the whole "My teacher's a pedophile" fad that's going around is getting kind of old now, but I thought I'd tell my story. The story of my pedophile teacher.
It all started quite a few years ago, about 20 in fact. The teacher, who shall not be named (Let's call him Mr. M...), had worked in my school for several years. At this time, he was married to another teacher in the school (Who shall be known as Mrs. M). Being a kiddy fiddler, he liked the younger women...uh, girls.
So, while he was still teaching at my school (this is still 20 years ago) he, well, he got an urge shall we say. There was a 6th form girl (for those of you not familiar with 6th form, it's where you go to do your A-levels, whcih you then use to get into university/college) who he took a fancy to. One thing led to another (I don't know the details) and they had sex. Fat, ugly, bingo-wings sex, not something you'd want to see.
A few months or so ;ater, and they were still at it. Somehow, Mrs. M found out about this little affair and the whole thing exploded. Everybody knew, and I'm a little sketchy on the details from here on in. What I think happened was that Mr. M was suspended, Mrs. M left the school because of the shame and the 6th form girl became Mrs. X number 2.
Fast forward 20 years, and everything's back to normal. Mr. M is back teaching and his wife, Mrs. M number 2, is also teaching at the school, in fact she's my chemistry teacher. This is where it gets interesting.
About a month ago, there were rumors flying about. These weren't your normal everyday rumors. I'll list the events in chronological order or I'll confuse myself:
1. Mr. M was spotted arriving at school by another teacher. He was later seen by the same teacher leaving about 1 hour later.
2. The Principal came into the room Mr. M teaches in and ripped down all of the photos of his family etc. on his cupboard and placed them into a brown envelope.
3. Mrs. M, while teaching a class, was called out by the Vice-principal. She came back into the class a few minutes later crying.
4. Lots of rumors started to fly about. some where that he slept with the Principal's wife, some that he was looking at child porn. The latter turned out to be true.
So, here we are, 20 years after Mr. M's saga began, he's finally getting what he deserves. From becoming an adulterous dickhead to pedophile, he's been the perfect gossip-fodder. He's beening charged with viewing indecent images of children, and he's been suspended from teaching. He would have been fired, but the charges haven't been proven yet and the principal can't fire teacher's only the board of governers can.
Both Mr. M's and Mrs. M's computer's have been confiscated. Mrs. M still has to teach in school knowing that people are talking about her behind her back. It's a shame because she's a nice teacher. Mr. M, as you'd expect, was fat, obnoxious, rood and patronising. He deserves everything he gets.
another interesting thing is that he's being charged of making the images too. I'm quite curious about who the images were of.
So, that about wraps it up. Share your pedophile teacher stories.
Some teacher I stacked books for once (it was something I had to do for my elective, bleh), had a two year sex relationship with a kid one grade below me.
Their cover wasn't blown until after I graduated, but when I saw it in the paper it was a little surreal.
The kid was 16 and the teacher was like... mid-twenties, I believe. Wasn't the hottest chick in the world but yeah.
At 3/30/07 08:12 PM, karriston wrote: Share your pedophile teacher stories.
Umm... Most people don't have pedophile teachers.
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At 3/30/07 08:16 PM, subpar wrote:At 3/30/07 08:12 PM, karriston wrote: Share your pedophile teacher stories.Umm... Most people don't have pedophile teachers.
Then make some up :D
I just realised I spelt "Teacher" as "Techer" in the thread title :,(
At 3/30/07 08:22 PM, CoolGoat wrote: It seems like everyones teacher on newgrounds is a pedophile.
Gee, crazy coincidence, huh?
If I have a kid, I'm gonna teach him not to be faggot.
My one Gym teacher in middle school picked up girls by the ankles. They wore shorts.
Also, My track coach got drunk at a party and had sex with an 18 year old student and he resigned and is now working at a rival school.
One of the other teachers in my school did the same thing with a 17 year old girl and got fired and in trouble.
At 3/30/07 08:29 PM, NickScott wrote: Yuck. And it's actually true. How did he get the student to umm, you know?
Some people find obesity sexy.
Or he could've lured them with money.