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Anyone notice 100% of emos are left-leaning?

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i got one!

Remember that you freed the slaves, then the democrats decided to play the "good guy" and "champion their cause" after keeping them in captivity for many many years picking cotton. boo yah!

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At 4/5/07 09:04 PM, Korriken wrote: i got one!

Remember that you freed the slaves, then the democrats decided to play the "good guy" and "champion their cause" after keeping them in captivity for many many years picking cotton. boo yah!

I actually find those entertaining. The left claiming to for civil rights. Yet if you look back on Civil Rights bill and the votes, more of the Republicans voted for it than the Democrats.

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At 3/29/07 06:43 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: 1) You don’t know the difference between socialist democracy and a communist state.

2) You somehow think that tax cuts, when the US is importing more than it is exporting, is good for the economy.

3) You think that all liberals are atheists and support abortion.

4) You think that liberals are out to get your money and kill christmas.

5) You think that gun control laws impede on your rights to hunt dears and communists with a machine gun.

6) You don’t know what the populist party was.

7) Locating everyone for your class reunion took less than a hour.

8) Your the head of a railroad oligarchy.

8 ways to be a good democrat:

1) You fear old men and women going to church more then you do flag burners and suicide bombers

2) You dont beleive in hell, but you think if there was one it would be located in the bible belt

3) You think socialism is good, but communism is better

4) You love minorities equally and steriotypically as a rascist hates them

5) You feel people are entitled to tax payers money because they're poor and unfortunate due to the negative influence of the white man

6) You'd give your enemy half of your country even if he flushed your head down the toilet

7) you declare Stalins murders are negligable because he was a communist

8) You declare that a black person automatically makes a good president

I dont agree with any of the false things that i stated here... but i hope i hurt your feelings with non-logical ranting as much as you hurt mine.

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At 3/29/07 06:59 PM, Grammer wrote: Do you deny that many liberals want to end the Bush tax cuts and ban Christian symbols from public places?

I don't deny the former, but I really fucking deny the latter.

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At 3/29/07 08:24 PM, JakeHero wrote:

At 3/29/07 07:46 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: im just lazy.

No wonder you're a democrat!

Best.Post.Ever

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1. i try to be as neutral as possible (even though i side with democrats more)
2. we only vote for rebuplicans because they dont giv such harsh taxes (democratic flaw)
3. republicans give us fake smiles and loose handshakes, then go in their ova office and say, 'spend more money! start semi-pointless war!'

in general, i think we shoul get a man who knows about the average americans life, sign up as a republican, lie a little (like it hant been done) get into office, and get america out of debt, keep taxes stable, and keep a clear head

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not meaning to spam, but all the parties need to grow some balls and see what the country REALLY needs

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Democrats and Republicans are all fucking assholes. Dems are a little more self righteous.
Reps are a little more trigger happy. But generally speaking all fucking assholes. Depends on what subject who is more of an asshole the dem or the rep.

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At 3/29/07 06:43 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: 1) You don’t know the difference between socialist democracy and a communist state.

It's just a matter of degrees.

2) You somehow think that tax cuts, when the US is importing more than it is exporting, is good for the economy.

Wait, making it cheaper for businesses so they stay is a bad thing?

3) You think that all liberals are atheists and support abortion.

Trying to think of a liberal candidate who doesn't support abortion.

4) You think that liberals are out to get your money and kill christmas.

All liberals ARE out to get my money. That's why they always raise taxes.

5) You think that gun control laws impede on your rights to hunt dears and communists with a machine gun.

I prefer a chain gun for communists.

6) You don’t know what the populist party was.

Or you don't care.

7) Locating everyone for your class reunion took less than a hour.

8) Your the head of a railroad oligarchy.

The last two are just stupid.

At 3/29/07 07:18 PM, xineph wrote: 1. You have to be against a woman’s right to choose, but support the murder of thousands by air strike.

Lots of good has come from liberating countries from murderous dictators. Good from abortion...oh right, there is none.

2. You have to believe that a shopping mall is better than a backyard, as long as it’s not YOUR backyard.

What are you talking about?

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of drug dealers and gang-bangers are less of a threat than countries that have never fired a weapon at Americans here in America.

Yea, that doesn't make sense either. We put criminals in jail and urge the law abiding to have guns.

4. You have to believe that there were no airlines before Federal funding, tax breaks and kickbacks.

Conservatives are against the funding of private business.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are more permanently affected by natural changes in the earth's climate than billions of tons of waste gasses pumped into the atmosphere by coal and natural gas power plants.

It's kinda hardto believe that an SUV has more effect on the atmosphere than a huge burning ball of gases or a volcano explosion....

6. You have to believe that the sex of someone else’s spouse is actually your business, but your adultery isn’t anyone else’s business.

Hmmm?

7. You have to believe that the AIDS epidemic cannot be slowed with the assistance of the Federal government.

Well, hell, it's done such a great job so far...

8. You have to believe that the teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is doing a great job.

Um, conservatives are the ones trying to get that teacher fired...

9. You have to believe that hunters care about nature because the 10-point rack on the wall shows their commitment to it.

Overpopulation of deers is such a great thin for the environment after all...All the starvation.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson made The Passion Of The Christ because Christ died for our sins and not to gain notoriety.

Because no one had ever heard of Gibson before passion of the Christ...

13. You have to believe that taxes are too high and the deficit, trade gap and unemployment levels are too low.

Lowering taxes lowers unemployment, so don't know what you're going for here...

14. You have to believe that Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, John F. Kennedy, and Thomas Edison.

Yea, THATS a common conservative belief. Idiot.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are not racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are.

Finally something I can agree with. There is nothing more racist than "Find the square root of 6000" or "Find the pronoun in this sentence..."

17. You have to believe that a representative democratic republic will work for everyone, regardless of belief, history or ideology and that it’s okay to kill a considerable percentage of them to bring it to them.

As opposed to the idiotic belief that people would prefer to live under a cruel dictatorship where they are systematically murdered by their gov't.

18. You have to believe that a President having consensual sex with another adult is far worse than a President who’s eager to send our children off to get killed in a war that isn’t a war to find weapons that didn’t exist.

Yea, breaking the law is worse than liberating millions of people...Your point?

20. You have to believe that changing the rules of the Senate and the Ethics Committee to protect Republican Senators is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

Yea, huh? Last I checked Scooter Libby's in jail for nothing and Sandy Berger is free after stealing and destroying confidential documents, and Jefferson is on the committy of Homeland Security after being caught taking bribes. Damn good point man.

23. You have to believe Bill Clinton getting a blowjob in the Oval Office is appalling, but Newt Gingrich serving his wife with divorce papers on her deathbed is A-OK.

Or you have to believe that the President committing no less than two dozen felonies to cover up his blowjob is criminal and Newt is just scum. Damn you're spot on today!

24. You have to believe in defending the sanctity of marriage except when it’s a husband trying to fulfill his wife’s wish in ending her life.

Yea, and you have to be pretty for killing people to not admit that it was questionable.

25. You have to feel that marriage is sacrosanct and inviolate while ignoring the fact that 61% of Catholics get divorced and another 7% get their marriages annulled.

Really? I'd like a source on this since the average is that 50% of marriages end in divorce (annulment is included).

27. You have to believe that this message was authored by a left-wing pinko socialist bleeding heart liberal.

Not an unreasonable belief...

This is what happens when liberals try to think.

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At 4/4/07 10:49 PM, Menace2Sobriety wrote: 1) (and most importantly) Lining their pockets with the money of the people they are supposedly representing

That's what politicians do. Liberals just use more money. See: William Jefferson.

2) Keeping poorly run near-monopoly corporations in power. And getting money for doing so

Such as? The only monopolies in this country are government run, and it's usually the liberals fighting against changing them.

3) Spend every weekend laughing at people who are not in the wealthy one percent.

Yea, cause the majority of people who voted for Bush are in the top 1%.

I believe that about sums it up. Ass.

Idiot.

At 4/6/07 12:49 AM, buckle1 wrote: 2. we only vote for rebuplicans because they dont giv such harsh taxes (democratic flaw)

And they protect us from terrorists and criminals, both of which liberals love to hug.

3. republicans give us fake smiles and loose handshakes, then go in their ova office and say, 'spend more money! start semi-pointless war!'

They're politicians.

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8 ways to be a good Democrat

1) Cry about serial killers being given the death penalty
2) Eat babies
3) Be a tree-hugging eco-freak
4) Sympothize with people who are too lazy to go out and get a job
5) Lie, Cheat, Steal
6) Become a vegetarian
7) Belive the Lies of the Media
8) Belive that Bill Clinton was the best president ever