I love this girl in my neighborhood

[lolomfgisuck]

I live in this little city (It's like living in a box) and it's no uncommon to see the same people around town from time to time. I keep seeing this one girl and she's absolutly beautiful but I don't know what to do about it. I keep dreaming about ways to make her mine but who am I kidding... I'm short and skinny and her current boyfriend is this big dude that's always playing basketball at the park. Which really sucks because he's everything I'm not. I'm out of shape and everytime I try to play sports, I'm either last to be picked... or not picked at all. Who am I kidding, I highly doubt this chick digs on guys like me.

I try to get my mind off of her by dateing other girls but I'm kind of shy and have problems getting a date. I don't make that much money and my car looks like shit (It's an old beat up hatchback) so it's not like I really have much to use to try to impress the girls. On top of that, I have to pull the worst hours in the world so the only night I get to go out to even try to find a dateis on Friday which doesn't do much good considering most people already have dates by the time Friday night comes around. I keep thinking I might be able to land a girl if I didn't have to work so much. Things would be easier if everyday was Friday.

I get jelious a lot too. Like, when I see that girl around town with her boyfriend all I can think about is what a peice of shit he probably is and how she would be better off with a guy like me. If she stays with him she'll probably end up having a bunch of kids out of wedlock and he'll probably name them shit "gangsta" names like "Little Mookie" or "Big Al" or some shit... that is, if he even claims the children. So what do I do? How do I get the girl NG?

Man, this would be eaiser if I didn't suck so much at life. I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good... I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.

[Tim7]

Nobody fucking cares.

[That-Is-Bull]

At 3/28/07 02:58 PM, Tim7 wrote: Nobody fucking cares.

oh hey buddy

[TurtleJuice]

Find somebody else

[Tim7]

At 3/28/07 02:59 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:

At 3/28/07 02:58 PM, Tim7 wrote: Nobody fucking cares.

oh hey buddy

omg sup

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

I LOVE THAT FUCKING SONG!

*Turns on Itunes*

Some people are morons though, so I'll upload it so everybody can hear it.

I wish I was a Lil' bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl in a minute, I would call her...

[hijackreaper]

do us all a favor and shut the hell up.

nag, nag, nag.

[MidgetHobo]

I know I say this a lot, but rape her?

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

Now heres the song, and if you don't like this song, you officially aren't human, and I think all of NG can relate.

O.P. You win at life!

Skee Lo - I Wish I Was A Baller

[Mistertbones]

Would the 64 Impala have a 409 in it with 425 horsepower?

[4Doctodragon]

At 3/28/07 02:58 PM, Tim7 wrote: Nobody fucking cares.

I do... this is serious buisness >:[

[Worthless-Wisdom]

At 3/28/07 02:57 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: Man, this would be eaiser if I didn't suck so much at life. I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good... I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.

lolcongrats4000

Halfway through reading your story this song came to mind. Even though I only know the chorus, I guess your inclusion of all the lyrics tiwgged my mind to it. I was going to post the lyrics up here and be funny until I read the last paragraph. I then realised the song was exactly what you were on about and that I was just a pawn in your nasty influencial game.

[g0t]

Dude, I'm sorry that you have to have such a shitty life. Maybe going out and changing it would help. You know, if you have time to play basketball with other people, then goto the gym, eat protein most of the week so that you can build muscle.

If anything are you packin heat?

But anyway, as I was sa-I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

[SuperSexyActionFurry]

Jesus Christ g0t is that you :x

[CatchIt]

Have you made any sexy eye contact?

[g0t]

At 3/28/07 03:27 PM, SuperSexyActionFurry wrote: Jesus Christ g0t is that you :x

I don't know? Is it?

I gently spread her mouth open with my index fingers. I could feel her swear dribbling down my knuckle all the way down my elbow. It slowly fell off as my raging clue further shot clue glue down her s-belly. I prostrated my asshole over her face, and as furiously as I could, had a rectal prolapse which gave me a pink sock and spraying diarhea over her face.

It was glorious, it seemed as though a sprinkler system had been installed into my anal cavity, as it was spewing liquid feces all over her body and inside her mouth. I could hear her gasping for air, as she gargled my feces. I pushed my rectum back inside my ass and continued over to the

[esko-man]

You get the hell off the internet right now, and go track her down, and confess your "love" for her.

[Skaface]

I thought this was going to be a parody thread based on The Girl Next Door... *Sigh*

A man can dream.

[42Phoenix42]

I dated a toaster for two weeks...for a bet...won 15$...

[ragingfred]

lame topic thats fake

insert half assed response here

[JohnCena423]

nobody cares so dont make a topic about it

[Itsa-Bouncing-Rock]

You think you are living in a box??? Fuck you, just fuck you, move out here for a week and I garuntee your town/city will seem like and endless eutopia compared to this ignorant shit hole I live in.

[lolomfgisuck]

At 3/28/07 03:00 PM, TurtleJuice wrote: Find somebody else

I tried one time, but all I could land was this annoying hood rat bitch. I told her to fuck off and ended up catching a bottle to the head over it.

At 3/28/07 03:02 PM, hijackreaper wrote: do us all a favor and shut the hell up.

That's cool, if you don't want me around I'll leave... I'll go easy, can I borrow a few bucks for the Greyhound?

At 3/28/07 03:25 PM, g0t wrote: If anything are you packin heat?

It burns when I pee... does that count?

At 3/28/07 03:30 PM, CatchIt wrote: Have you made any sexy eye contact?

I tried, but she doesn't know me so it doesn't do any good.

At 3/28/07 03:51 PM, JohnCena423 wrote: nobody cares so dont make a topic about it

W-S-K-E-E and their wacky wish line would care... fuck you guys.

At 3/28/07 03:02 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Some people are morons though, so I'll upload it so everybody can hear it... OP You win at life

Thank you, Thank you... I know. :) I'm glad somebody caught the joke... 4000 seemed like a decent number and I didn't want to waist it on another pointless reply.

[Ytangon]

First of all, you don't LOVE her you fucking twat, you just want to fuck her...

Second, if the girl wasn't a skank or a bitch, she wouldn't care what you car looks like...if someone truly loves you, it's not because of the car or the salami in your pants, it's your personality...

Third, kiss my ass and go hang yourself...

[lolomfgisuck]

At 3/28/07 05:11 PM, Ytangon wrote: Second, if the girl wasn't a skank or a bitch, she wouldn't care what you car looks like...if someone truly loves you, it's not because of the car or the salami in your pants, it's your personality...

My personality sucks and people say I look like a black Forrest Gump. But my rhyming skills are off the chain