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Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 11:13:38 Reply

Before you go screaming racism, remember that I am of hispanic origin.

How would Mexicans escape Jurassic park?

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 11:14:47 Reply

Id swallow them, then carry them to the exit.
The white guy allways makes it out.


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 11:15:23 Reply

Swim away?

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 11:15:38 Reply

They'd never go there in the first place, to poor. Or to be less racist, Probally steal someones car.


How did this get here? I am not good with internet.

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 11:16:46 Reply

At 3/28/07 11:13 AM, JJAGoodfella wrote: Before you go screaming racism, remember that I am of hispanic origin.

How would Mexicans escape Jurassic park?

with the help of the 1000000 milion peso man

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 11:18:38 Reply

Jump the fence...


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 11:19:07 Reply

They'd jump the large wall. :O


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 11:20:02 Reply

At 3/28/07 11:15 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: They'd never go there in the first place, to poor. Or to be less racist, Probally steal someones car.

LOL

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 11:21:10 Reply

dude, its easy for them, they are used to jumping over giant electrick walls!
LOL

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 12:26:33 Reply

At 3/28/07 11:21 AM, krazykangaroo wrote: dude, its easy for them, they are used to jumping over giant electrick walls!
LOL

the "new berlin wall" isn't electric and most people crawl under it


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:18:33 Reply

Thats an easy one,they will jump over the fences no sweat.

please don't ban me mods.

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:21:13 Reply

Dont mexicans usualy die after the black guy. So they probably wouldent make it.

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:23:56 Reply

They'd walk through the exit like everyone else of course.

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:25:07 Reply

At 3/28/07 11:13 AM, JJAGoodfella wrote: Before you go screaming racism, remember that I am of hispanic origin.

How would Mexicans escape Jurassic park?

they wouldnt escape i mean sheesh! we gotta feed the dinos something
they get free mexian food


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:27:00 Reply

They'd send some musicians in there to sing the hat dance and keep T-Rex occupied, while they sneak up behind her and club her good. Then they'd chop her up and make enchiladas out of her. =3

Mmmmm... Tasty T-Rex Tacos... yum.


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:27:32 Reply

Sell drugs.

LOLRACIST

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:28:18 Reply

Feed the dinosaurs Taco's until they had to shit really bad then just ran away.


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:29:29 Reply

At 3/28/07 01:25 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: they wouldnt escape i mean sheesh! we gotta feed the dinos something
they get free mexian food

What if they get upset stomachs or diarrhea.


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:32:09 Reply

At 3/28/07 01:29 PM, azteca89 wrote:
At 3/28/07 01:25 PM, Darklilangel23 wrote: they wouldnt escape i mean sheesh! we gotta feed the dinos something
they get free mexian food
What if they get upset stomachs or diarrhea.

Yeah the dinosaurs would all probably die once they got to Mexico and drank to water. Can you imagine a 3ft wide asshole with ring sting.

OUCH


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:36:55 Reply

At 3/28/07 11:19 AM, alrd wrote:
At 3/28/07 11:13 AM, JJAGoodfella wrote: Before you go screaming racism, remember that I am of hispanic origin.
What the flying motherfletching fuck does that have to do with it being racist or not?

Only white people can be racist, everybody knows that. Retard.


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:52:10 Reply

At 3/28/07 01:36 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:
At 3/28/07 11:19 AM, alrd wrote:
At 3/28/07 11:13 AM, JJAGoodfella wrote: Before you go screaming racism, remember that I am of hispanic origin.
What the flying motherfletching fuck does that have to do with it being racist or not?
Only white people can be racist, everybody knows that. Retard.

Not only is that so horribly racist, i completely agree, only white people can be called racist and have anyone respond to it

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:55:04 Reply

At 3/28/07 01:36 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:
At 3/28/07 11:19 AM, alrd wrote:
At 3/28/07 11:13 AM, JJAGoodfella wrote: Before you go screaming racism, remember that I am of hispanic origin.
What the flying motherfletching fuck does that have to do with it being racist or not?
Only white people can be racist, everybody knows that. Retard.

No... PEOPLE can be racist. Retard. :/ Anytime you single out a particular race and ridicule them or put them down simply for being that race, that's racism. It doesn't matter if it's your own race, and it doesn't matter what race YOU are. It's all racism.

Get your head dislodged from your rectum pronto, hombre. I suggest seeing a proctologist post-haste.


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:56:24 Reply

if it was up to me
when we catch those illegal mexicans we throw them to alligators and lions and tigers and whatever animal wants to eat them

shoot em in the leg they cant run fast no more

force em to build the wall preventing them from entering the usa and kick em out

when we create dinosaurs and sabertooth tigers we feed them mexicans

put em in cages and let them run so the dinosaurs get exercise catching dinner

KILL ALL MEXCIANS
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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 13:57:53 Reply

Jump the fence , only to find that it had electricty running though it and subsiquently die


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 14:02:25 Reply

tell them america was just outside the park?

racist

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 14:04:37 Reply

In soviet mexico, Jurassic Park escapes America.


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 14:06:41 Reply

At 3/28/07 11:13 AM, JJAGoodfella wrote: Before you go screaming racism, remember that I am of hispanic origin.

How would Mexicans escape Jurassic park?

They'll bring the cuy-cuy along in a compact honda CRX built for 12 and when they reach the shoreline, they'll use the Cubano oldsmobile boat.


Die...

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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 14:39:33 Reply

At 3/28/07 01:55 PM, Shuko wrote:
At 3/28/07 01:36 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: Only white people can be racist, everybody knows that. Retard.
It doesn't matter if it's your own race, and it doesn't matter what race YOU are.

OH LAWD, THANK YOU FOR ENLIGHTENING ME, GOOD SIR. I WILL CHERISH THIS KNOWLEDGE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 15:00:02 Reply

At 3/28/07 02:39 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:
At 3/28/07 01:55 PM, Shuko wrote:
At 3/28/07 01:36 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: Only white people can be racist, everybody knows that. Retard.
It doesn't matter if it's your own race, and it doesn't matter what race YOU are.
OH LAWD, THANK YOU FOR ENLIGHTENING ME, GOOD SIR. I WILL CHERISH THIS KNOWLEDGE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

I am neither good nor a sir. But I'll ignore your blatant sarcasm for now and say, "good enough." =3


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Response to Mexicans in Jurassic Park 2007-03-28 15:08:08 Reply

At 3/28/07 11:18 AM, lolomfgisuck wrote: Jump the fence...

lol i was thinkin the some thing!!!