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At 3/29/07 01:51 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: I was always really quiet and shy in highschool. I never said 10 words to anybody and I always sat in the back of the room in the right corner in the hopes of not being noticed by my teachers. For some reason, the jocks absolutly hated me... especially the baseball team. To this day, I have no idea why.

Weird quiet guy. Jocks hate that which is unlike themselves and no matter what your mother told you the popular people who were getting laid were not just jealous of you

Today, I'm an arrogent loud mouthed asshole. Actually, I'm a nice guy... I just have a fucked up sense of humor and I rarely give a fuck what anybody thinks. I do shit just because I can and I always say the rudest shit with the biggest smile on my face so nobody can get mad... although I get a lot of "What the fuck is wrong with you dude?"

Now tell us about your father.

At 3/26/07 06:20 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Example. I consider myself, cynical, strong, caring, individual, witty, introspective and an expert on simpsons trivia

How can someone be cynical and caring? ]

If you believe that everything everyone does is motivated by selfishness, why would you sympathize with those people?

I'm the pothead that rarely goes, and when I do go I don't do anything. I used to be a super-smart witty kid who always had something to say, but now I realize it usually falls on deaf ears so I save my breath.

bored and angry

what am i now , bored and angry ...on the computer
/ progress , huzzah

I'm the fat smart chick who never shuts the fuck up.

At 3/29/07 05:27 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: I'm the pothead that rarely goes, and when I do go I don't do anything. I used to be a super-smart witty kid who always had something to say, but now I realize it usually falls on deaf ears so I save my breath.

You are our brains on drugs.

At 3/28/07 08:41 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Cynical, sarcastic, witty, and charasmatic.
A lawyer in streeth clothes.

Another personal request. I dub ye, "Guy who dressed really well to go to prom stag" Just saying to prom is an exceptable expression so I was not bending grammer for my 10 word rule.

At 3/29/07 05:27 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: I'm the pothead that rarely goes, and when I do go I don't do anything. I used to be a super-smart witty kid who always had something to say, but now I realize it usually falls on deaf ears so I save my breath.

I hate people like you.

just so you know

I'm the guy in the fanny pack.

The smart kid.

At 3/29/07 10:54 PM, ScissorHead wrote:

At 3/29/07 05:27 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: I'm the pothead that rarely goes, and when I do go I don't do anything. I used to be a super-smart witty kid who always had something to say, but now I realize it usually falls on deaf ears so I save my breath.

I hate people like you.

just so you know

For what? I hurt nobody, I detract from the happiness of nobody, I enjoy myself more, and in the end nobody really notices or cares. I'm still just as smart, I'm still just as quick, and now I'm even MORE socially capable. Tell me again why you hate me.

Im in 8th grade. So I will be in high school in a few months.

At 3/29/07 10:57 PM, Lagatag wrote: The smart kid.

You know since geeks started making billions of dollars it became ok to call yourself that/ So I'm forced to beleive you were a "nerd of saved by the bell proportions" 7 words

the truth aboot my high school:

well, first of all it was a k-12 school with a grand total of 160 kids enrolled (public). i was mocked throughout elementary school, ignored in middle school and generally barely tolerated in high school by the rest of the kids. i was a drain on all of my teachers in that i understood the material fine but refused to do the work (and now i'm in community college). either way, we didn't seem to have any cliques where your primary friends came from one social sub-group or another. but we did have our own little circle of folks we would spend time with.

Being that teh school was so small, everyone had to participate in everything. Though i can run pretty well, i'm not the best at any particular sport by far. I was a mediocre soccer player, often just being the kid who played midfeild simply because i could run really fast and annoy the hell out of the other team. other than that i never had a goal in varsity. Basketball i took up simply because without the daily exorcise and activity my grades would slip in the winter months. I was bench warmer for three straight years. I had maybe four baskets a season and that was when we were either 40 points ahead or in the hole. often times, i woulden't play more than thirty seconds in a single game. Track i was about middle of the pack as far as the rest of the schools go. we were a combined team of four very small schools like my own and we competed against much larger ones. I started varsity track in 7th grade because i sucked at baseball. There was no JV or modified track so i had to pass the varsity physical test, which wasn't that hard, really. Over the years i came into my own as a distance runner. I was a garunteed 2nd or 3rd place point maker for the team in the 1600 and 3200. I also was a damn good long jumper, but we didnt find that out until my senior year when i asked the coach if i could pick it up, more out of curiosity than from talent. I won the first meet i did it in and got into the finals in the sectional meet later that season.

We had a forensic team (no not science. this is acting, son!) and i competed in duo interpretation. basically me and a partner would do a 3-9 minute skit without props or facing eachother. It was an acting competition. My first year doing it in 11th grade got me into the state championships but my senior year we only went to a couple of the tournaments and only placed in one of them, so we werent able to go again. it was pretty fun to go to huge schools around the state and see some of the best young actors in the state.

School plays were just like sports, everyone had to participate. I was never the lead, in fact my odd disposition often got me casted as the joke. In the crucible i played giles corey, the only character who got a laugh in the very serious play. our forensic team often did sketches for the school during bake sales and such and since i wound up always being the oldest, i was he one who ran the show instead of acting (or i just was that bad at acting by my senior year).

I was in chorus for a year because i needed the credit to graduate and all in all i made a total ass of myself and my community.

I had three close friends and i blew off most everybody else. I had maybe two girlfriends in the span of middle school to highschool and often looked for relationships from other social networks i was a part of such as my jobs or places i typically went on the weekends. i was not social, i did not attend parties. people thought i was pompous but really i just didn't want to participate. Girls used me as a kind of joke, often "daring" each other to talk to me or the younger kids would dare eachother to say anything to me. i guess i was that loser creep who the younger kids were afraid of and the girls refused to go near. which is okay because by my senior year i was a relatively well liked person in my class. since i was nonconfrontational to everyone, they generally accepted me as another personality. i wish i had made a few more connections with my class mates because by the end of the year i felt that i knew them better as people rather than objects of despise or lust.

as staffighter would probably explain, i was a complete loser who never got laid and played video games and pretended to play sports

^_^

At 3/29/07 11:14 PM, Malachy wrote:

as staffighter would probably explain, i was a complete loser who never got laid and played video games and pretended to play sports

^_^

I might be a little punchier to fit my format and to punish you for making me read that long as thing to assure accuracy of your self evaluation but you do get the jist of it. But admitting it to yourself is the biggest step

Freshman and Sophomore year, I was that nerdy kid with long hair who always talked about video games and had only 3 or so friends. The kid who spent every night playing Halo or Runescape, who's idea of a sleep over was playing Ecks Bawks till 4 am.

Junior and Senior year, I was that preppy kid who always wore fancy clothes that always matched and always hung out with a pack of 5 or more friends. The guy who felt out of place when he didn't have a girlfriend, and always went to a party every other weekend.

No matter who you are, you hated me at one point.

I am that Asian guy who everyone (in my class, anyway) hated because I set the curve on a test.

Damn it.

At 3/29/07 11:34 PM, stafffighter wrote: I might be a little punchier to fit my format and to punish you for making me read that long as thing to assure accuracy of your self evaluation but you do get the jist of it. But admitting it to yourself is the biggest step

i thought killing myself was the biggest step?

off the roof

I got "Fag"

LOL JK

At 3/29/07 11:49 PM, Megalomaniak wrote: I am that Asian guy who everyone (in my class, anyway) hated because I set the curve on a test.

Damn it.

Stereotype confirmation. 2 words

I miss the good old days of high school. sniff sniff...

At 3/28/07 09:33 PM, stafffighter wrote: I am like the old lady in princess bride in my level of calling you a liar.

Movie = awesome

Top 10 definitly

At 3/29/07 11:44 PM, TheZach wrote: Freshman and Sophomore year, I was that nerdy kid with long hair who always talked about video games and had only 3 or so friends. The kid who spent every night playing Halo or Runescape, who's idea of a sleep over was playing Ecks Bawks till 4 am.

Junior and Senior year, I was that preppy kid who always wore fancy clothes that always matched and always hung out with a pack of 5 or more friends. The guy who felt out of place when he didn't have a girlfriend, and always went to a party every other weekend.

Ones present is irrepebily tied to the path they came from. You knew persecution and then bowed to the shallow preception of happiness. In this you find your final form "asshole who should have know better" 6 words

Front seat (but that was also due to my hearing), and occationally commenting on stuff. The teachers had humour with it.

Outside tha classrooms, the one who hangs around the computer room or with the small circle of friends. I kept my political views to myself, unless I ended up debating about something.