Awesomely Bad Pick Up Lines...

[slim35007]

every guy has used some sort of a pick up line at least once or twice in his life, and, even though he probably wont admit it, it was probably horrible. what is your favorite pick up line and how often do you use it?

ill start with a couple:

"hi. im dirty harry. wanna see my .44 magnum?" (never used it. kinda scared to...)

"im an american express lover. dont go home without me." (used it once. didnt work. wonder why...)

"bond. james bond." (i have used this one. ive used it a couple times, actually. it works for a good laugh and a convo starter...)

[AlphaCentauri]

At 3/24/07 10:46 PM, slim35007 wrote: every guy has used some sort of a pick up line at least once or twice in his life

Nope, just a look at my face, and girls are basically attacking my penis.

[Alex-Cortes]

At 3/24/07 10:46 PM, slim35007 wrote: "hi. im dirty harry. wanna see my .44 magnum?" (never used it. kinda scared to...)

Not going to work.BAD pickup line

[slim35007]

At 3/24/07 10:49 PM, Shawtey wrote: was your dad a lumber jack because i just got wood

hahaha... i like that...

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Are you a fireman? Because there's a fire in my pants and I want you to take a look.

I've never actually used this because I don't have a penis.

[Paul-Thy-God]

UUUUUHHHHHHHH............. BOOBIESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matt1010]

"Buttsecks?"

[D3NTATUS]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.

zing!

[Grim-The-Unholy]

At 3/24/07 10:47 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Nope, just a look at my face, and girls are basically attacking my penis.

they hate you THAT MUCH???
poor you dude

[Sportsboy]

Just grab their breasts if they hit you or something like that you move onto the next woman until they like it.

[Lost-Wisdom]

Pick up lines never work.

[Diivizzle]

At 3/24/07 10:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.

Ha, good one. I might try that one....

[MastaGeneral]

go fuck youre self

worst line

[slim35007]

At 3/24/07 11:12 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: Pick up lines never work.

nope... but atleast they get a laugh or two...

[NeoSoviet]

Is that a gun or you are just happy to see me ?

Ow... shit.

[SeeInTheDark]

Watch the first story on this one. Skip ahead, you'll get there.

The worst one, if you are too lazy to watch my news show, is "If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McGorgeous."

[John-Wayne]

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

You. Me. 4 Bottles of wine. Already made reservations. Get your coat.

Baby does this smell like chloroform?

And my personal fav; OK, you'll do.

[SadisticMonkey]

At 3/24/07 10:46 PM, slim35007 wrote: Awesomely Bad Pick Up Lines...

You are ugly and stink. You disgust me.

That is a bad pick up line.

[shaded-restraint]

"it aint gonna suck itself"

" you know, every time a man masturbates, god kills a kitten, would you like to save a kitten tonight?"

both are very successful

[SuperShad]

Do you know Karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see!
Are you from Mississippi? Cause your the only miss I Sippey!
Are you from California? Cause it's called the Gold-Digger State!

[videogamer0810]

"Alvays take hold of the penis. You make the man very aroused ven you hold it like so. Zat is the secret to great loving."
-- Dr. Ruth (not an exact quote.)

[radioheaded]

hey babe, is that me in your pants, or are you just a whore?

[4554551N]

i said that once........ IT WORKED !!!

[Innocence-Lost]

Tis one believe it or not got me y GF

I walked up to her and said:
Can you help me? I've lost something important.
She thnee asked what I was looking for.
:My heart I think you may have it"

Sad but true That line got me a GF.

[Kuro]

Hey, did you just fart?

Because you smell.

[RacistBassist]

Does this smell like chlorafoam?
Wanna play war so you can blow the shit out of me?

[CaptainRex]

Here's an Australian line... HEY baby howz about yo and mi go down unda?

[Shady623]

At 3/24/07 11:31 PM, shaded-restraint wrote: "it aint gonna suck itself"

" you know, every time a man masturbates, god kills a kitten, would you like to save a kitten tonight?"

both are very successful

those are fuckin gold

[Twerpo]

Can I read your shirt in brail?

You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

Can I even get a fake number?

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

[Advent-Sinner]

Hey baby, you're talking with the sexiest man on Newgrounds. Let's me, you, and this fertile goat go fuck till we pass out.

If that works, you better have a goat ready, and a very kinky mindset.

boner helps