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McFooFa
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Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:28:38 Reply

In this small envelope, there lies exactly one million souls.

But Mr.FooFa, I thought people who used the internet didn't HAVE souls.

Deep in the vortex of your own existence, there lies an item smaller than a peanut.

This is your soul.

My soul is a peanut?

What?

No, thats not what I mea- you know what, just forget it.

I like peanuts.

Shut up.

Anyways, the point is, I'm keeping everyone's soul hostage, until someone gives me a good reason not to rip the envelope in half, causing a major PIME TARADOX!

I like peanuts.

Please leave.

You all have 1 chance to save your soul.

Good luck.

Attention: Your souls belong to me


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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:29:44 Reply

Stop messing around.

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:29:52 Reply

No your just a fool. A big one.


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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:30:11 Reply

I'll give you one dollar for my soul and my soul only.


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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:30:21 Reply

I'm not going without the peanuts promised.


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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:30:31 Reply

Oh yeah?

ALL UR BASE R BLONG 2 US

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:30:44 Reply

Give me my soul back.

Done.


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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:31:24 Reply

I don't want my soul anyway. Go ahead, keep it.

Reverse psychology.

You have to know your name.
LOOP
One day you'll all miss me.

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:31:38 Reply

You do what Jim Gaffigan does.

Don't accuse that poor man of stealing! He's a nice guy!


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AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER? DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:32:00 Reply

Can i please buy wade's and tom's soul.


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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:32:34 Reply

I have no soul.


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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:32:51 Reply

HARHAR!

I have no soul.


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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:34:11 Reply

OH TEH MAH GAWG DUED WOWAZAZAZ!!

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:34:12 Reply

Ok lets make a deal, give em my soul and i'll let you use my secret porn stash.


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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:37:17 Reply

I dont really care. Rip it up into a million pieces. I have a spare soul in case you ever did this.

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:38:20 Reply

At 3/23/07 04:34 PM, vViRuS wrote: OH TEH MAH GAWG DUED WOWAZAZAZ!!

Bannable offense.

Cockmongler.

SON OF BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER? DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:39:31 Reply

At 3/23/07 04:34 PM, vViRuS wrote: OH TEH MAH GAWG DUED WOWAZAZAZ!!

Learn to use the fail picture, then decide to kill yourself.

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:40:56 Reply

You FOOLS.

You don't understand, do you?

Without a soul, guess what?

You can't get an erection.

You have not taken our deal seriously, therefore, this happens.

A few thousand of you still have a chance to save yourself... and your erection.

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:42:11 Reply

Ill have my soul for this cookie: Deal or No deal McFooFa?


I hate you.

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:42:19 Reply

I'll give you 10 of any currency, and my soul if you destroy all of the other souls you have, right now.

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:43:09 Reply

Surely ripping it in half will just release the souls?

Then it can be spread on the wind to be used for Nests by friendly Sparrows.


I hardly ever come here anymore....

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:44:10 Reply

At 3/23/07 04:40 PM, McFooFa wrote: You FOOLS.

You don't understand, do you?

Without a soul, guess what?

You can't get an erection.

You have not taken our deal seriously, therefore, this happens.

A few thousand of you still have a chance to save yourself... and your erection.

Do I still have a chance? Seriously, I'll PM you a picture of me with highlighters stuck up my nose, if you give my virility back.

Oh, and my soul.

NOTE: if you're not seeing the image like this in the forums, then it is because your browser is caching the image

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:44:53 Reply

At 3/23/07 04:40 PM, McFooFa wrote: You FOOLS.

You don't understand, do you?

Without a soul, guess what?

You can't get an erection.

You have not taken our deal seriously, therefore, this happens.

A few thousand of you still have a chance to save yourself... and your erection.

I believe viagria can help me here.

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:46:15 Reply

i can trade mine for 100 souls


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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:46:55 Reply

McFooFa: how are you gentlemen
McFoofa:all youre souls are belong to us
Me: what you say
McfooFa: you have no chance to regain your sould make your time
Me: take off every zig, for great justice

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:52:07 Reply

I got an erection from reading that last post you made!

Ok, Ill give you the presidents death, two whores, a bottle of viagra, and the a flesh light if you give me Tom, Wade's and the Grim Reaper's Soul.

Lol, thanks.


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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:52:14 Reply

At 3/23/07 04:42 PM, Krispe wrote: Ill have my soul for this cookie: Deal or No deal McFooFa?

And here is my offer still intact but it wont be in the next 4 minutes.

Attention: Your souls belong to me


I hate you.

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 16:56:50 Reply

At 3/23/07 04:40 PM, McFooFa wrote:

I believe viagria can help me here.

ha... viagra...


HAHhahahahAhaHaha

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 17:01:15 Reply

At 3/23/07 04:52 PM, Krispe wrote:
At 3/23/07 04:42 PM, Krispe wrote: Ill have my soul for this cookie: Deal or No deal McFooFa?
And here is my offer still intact but it wont be in the next 4 minutes.

Now I want the cookie.

Sorry Krispe, I eated your cookie.


Lolwaitwut

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Response to Attention: Your souls belong to me 2007-03-23 17:02:59 Reply

At 3/23/07 05:01 PM, Fap-Attack wrote:
At 3/23/07 04:52 PM, Krispe wrote:
At 3/23/07 04:42 PM, Krispe wrote: Ill have my soul for this cookie: Deal or No deal McFooFa?
And here is my offer still intact but it wont be in the next 4 minutes.
Now I want the cookie.

Sorry Krispe, I eated your cookie.

NOoooooOOOOOOOOOO, my only chance!

Now we must battle.


I hate you.

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