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At 3/22/07 08:04 AM, Jesus-made-me-do-it wrote:

At 3/22/07 03:36 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I don't mean in life in general, but right now. If you could have anything, what would you want right now more than any conceivable sexual rendezvous? It can real, unreal, mythological, hypothetical whatever...

Me, the only thing I can think of would be a Lightsaber:

Well I can tell you're still a virgin.

No I'm not, but you're missing the point.

Not want sex? Are you gay?

No, and you're still missing the point...

I would want nothing more than a sexual life. Because one day it's as stiff as a board, then the next you're limping for the rest of you're life.

Dude... learn how to read. I'm talking about what you would want that is so appealing that RIGHT NOW you would prefer it over sex RIGHT NOW, not instead of sex for the rest of your life.

Right now, yeah I could use some sex. But if one were to attain a lightsaber (don't even pretend that such an idea doesn't interest you ) they could have sex at a later time, but just not at this moment. But they'd still have a lightsaber.

Think about it. It's about wanting something non-sexual so much, that right now, you'd pass it up for any kind of sexual experience.

DBZ powers. Being that strong would be the coolest thing ever, someone has ago at you and your mere existence would be enough to knock them to the ground

hahah you want a light saber more then sex..

um Money, because money you can do anything... i can make the movies i wana make with lots of money.. and money gets you more sex

Black Belt (Or what ever is the highest grade) in every martial art on the planet.

And a remote control for time. Like the one in that Adam Sandler movie, it probably sucks. But the idea is cool. You could just stop time and undress a random girl.

At 3/22/07 08:25 AM, Dark-Knight wrote: hahah you want a light saber more then sex..

Dude, first of all. To finally clear it up since people keep bringing it up, I've probably had more sex than all of you combined.

But no, I don't want a lightsaber more than sex. I only want a lightsaber more than sex, this instant. Right now if a Genie came and said "you can have any sexual fantasy fulfilled, OR a you can have a functioning lightsaber" I would pick the lightsaber, yeah... I would.

And YOU would too if you weren't a sex-deprived little monkey.

um Money, because money you can do anything... i can make the movies i wana make with lots of money.. and money gets you more sex

Can money buy you a lightsaber...?

Nope. And for the last time, you people... you know you want a lightsaber, it would be a useful tool/weapon for the rest of your life. If someone cuts you off in a traffic jam, you can just cut their fucking car in half... the possibilities are endless.

I'd want a genie in a bottle.. Then I can get your lightsaber, Winning numbers for power ball and these new Latex condoms that look really comfy.

At 3/22/07 08:42 AM, HypnoticMudpie wrote: I sincerely want my boyfriend to stop being a controlling hypocritical prick to me.

Then let me be your BF. :D

Then let me be your BF. :D

Oh God...that was so funny I think I just died alittle inside.

hows about the tank off the newgrounds logo, i can only imagine what its like inside.
anyone care to shed some light ?

Magic. End of story.

At 3/22/07 08:11 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 3/22/07 07:44 AM, capn-g wrote: To be a god. Duh.

Elaborate...

Are you kidding? He's kidding.. he MUST be kidding... ELABORATE?!

You can have anything you want, right? If you can have ANYthing, then why not have EVERYthing? But how to do it? Only one way; become a god. Omnipotence, omniscience, omnipresence, the power to create and destroy at will... You're telling me someone would NOT want this?

I'd want to have the abilities that Superman has. =3 I don't see any kryptonite factories anywhere, do you?

At 3/22/07 03:36 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: If you could have anything, what would you want right now more than any conceivable sexual rendezvous?\

LEVEL 30!!

IT WILL BE MINE!!!11

Hot pockets, beer, and o sex

I want the Key to the Eternity Void, so I can get to the damned Gator that ate my computer.
Punk ass bitch, thats what he is, worthless litlle coward.

A big plate of spaghetti bolognese with a loaf of garlic bread, a plate of BBQ ribs, chocolate fudge cake, a packet of skittles, 20 cigarettes, 6 bottles of Grolsch and the World Cup football on TV.

Fuck yes, right now, that'd be better than sex, because i can get sex later.

At 3/22/07 03:36 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I don't mean in life in general, but right now. If you could have anything, what would you want right now more than any conceivable sexual rendezvous? It can real, unreal, mythological, hypothetical whatever...

Me, the only thing I can think of would be a Lightsaber:

All of your firearms. With armor piercing, incindiary, and tracer rounds for those that have them available. And an M1 Abrahms.

A Scythe, have to do a spell check on that one but :).

a freakin fat sack of mythological weed the kind Merlin toked

At 3/22/07 04:38 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I'm incredibly disappointed with the answers so far. I should have posted this earlier when more people were on, it would have gotten more interesting.

But seriously.. Nobody would want like x-ray vision, or a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like superman.?

No , nobody wants nerdish escapism as a wish . I want to rule the world and put it all under dictatorship

To become one of the Norse gods, and Ásatrú would be the world's main religion.
I would be.... Þyrnir.

At 3/22/07 03:36 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: what would you want right now more than any conceivable sexual rendezvous?

More or less anything, I'm not a pervert.

What I would like the most right now?

For my synthesizer to work.

What I want right now more than anything is my own island kingdom inhabited both by beautiful women, and also dragons.

I will then reproduce with said women, have lots of babies, train them as warriors, put them on the back of the dragons and slowly but surely take over the world, starting with the poorer countries.

Upon invasion and successful take over of the world I will install a global federal government, sit back relax and erect a statue in the middle of Paris in honour of my greatness.

Or, failing that, money. Lots and lots of money.

Well the lightsaber is a funny shape, *cough*dildo*cough*

Hmm.... being able to hack ANYTHING... forever.... and no sex. =)

But then.... oh well I still have porn.

NUFF CASH

Sex?

A chef that would make me mexican food whenever I want...

Could you imagine?

At 3/22/07 08:36 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 3/22/07 08:25 AM, Dark-Knight wrote: hahah you want a light saber more then sex..

Dude, first of all. To finally clear it up since people keep bringing it up, I've probably had more sex than all of you combined.

I want proof of that cellardoor6 give me some of your beloved statistics. you fuckin ape!

I want to be so rich that i could wipe my ass with 100$ dollar bills. Take that Bill Gates!