Go to Start- Control Panel- Speech and then select Microsoft Sam or other computer voice.
Type in random sentences and expletives. Be creative, as you can come up with some hilarious stuff. You can speed up or slow down the voice speed as it is talking.
I prefer doing this occasionally at school. As I can get around the computer restictions through loopholes and can do this in class. I usually turn the volume all the way up and have the computer say inappropriate jokes and comments. This usually results in disrupting the quiet computer lab by making the other students burst out laughing or annoying the teacher. But fourtunitely, I'm never caught since I sit in a cubicle way in the back of the room.
So, what is your best phrase or one liner using Microsoft Sam or Speakonia?