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Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 21st, 2007 @ 11:34 PM

Go to Start- Control Panel- Speech and then select Microsoft Sam or other computer voice.

Type in random sentences and expletives. Be creative, as you can come up with some hilarious stuff. You can speed up or slow down the voice speed as it is talking.

I prefer doing this occasionally at school. As I can get around the computer restictions through loopholes and can do this in class. I usually turn the volume all the way up and have the computer say inappropriate jokes and comments. This usually results in disrupting the quiet computer lab by making the other students burst out laughing or annoying the teacher. But fourtunitely, I'm never caught since I sit in a cubicle way in the back of the room.

So, what is your best phrase or one liner using Microsoft Sam or Speakonia?


WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 12:37 AM

"If I die here can I be buried in a pot of gorilla urine?"


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 03:31 PM

Bump.


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 03:32 PM

What? Computer Voices? I could of swore I've hears something or other about the capabilities of such programs....

Nah it's probably just all in my head.


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 03:35 PM

Soi soi soi soi soi soi soi is a good one. Try it, it is a helicopter.

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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 03:38 PM

"][][][][][][][][][][][][][]["

says "Left square bracket right square bracket left square bracket right square bracket"

It's always fun to use that in chats to annoy the fuck out of people.


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 03:40 PM

guitlhrukgcrtgvyukgguigfieriufucking is amusing, and please stop bumping.


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 03:44 PM

Just put in a bunch of 1s. It goes all the way up to 111 quadrillion.


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 03:49 PM

Put anything repeatedly, start with slow speed, and slowly speed it up.


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 03:51 PM

Ahh just like ventrilo.

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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 04:06 PM

Microsoft sam is always good for some laughs

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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 04:19 PM

Type in tich, then copy and paste it, then put it on fast. It sounds like a machine gun.


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 04:24 PM

do noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo at slow it sounds so weird,


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 04:25 PM

HA! that is old :P And yes, it's hilarious when you use it correctly XD


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 04:32 PM

Listening to speakonia sing the lyrics to a song is entertaning.

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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 05:41 PM

Put in many M's or many X's or W's or just about any letter, but you will need to put a vowel somewhere if I do a long one I like to do it in the notepad program with the narrator program and put vowel about every 120 characters because if you go too long without a vowel Microsoft Sam will say the name of the letter instead of sounding it out but he will go a little longer than that (just a little longer) before he starts just saying the name, and you can also just put in gibberish, and if you want to make it sound like he is blowing there are some combos of words you can put in but those are VERY hard to find so an example of one combo "Enjoy the movie." and if you put in a very long stream M's (without a vowel) at the fastest speed and in "( )" it should, after a while progressively sound more and more like a motor.

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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 05:58 PM

At 3/22/07 04:19 PM, ForcedDj wrote: Type in tich, then copy and paste it, then put it on fast. It sounds like a machine gun.

Sounds more like a boat motor than a machine gun

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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 05:59 PM

"One time I stick in a dildo in my ass and it flew out like a bird with bacon in it's teeth lololol [][][][]


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 06:00 PM

olol nice.. mine was say bebebebebebe lots on fastest voice cuz it sounds like a machine gun. then say "Say heelo to my little friend" and do it again

scarface style


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 06:40 PM

also i did all of time bomb by rancid on microsoft sam :P it was funnie.


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 06:42 PM

I used to spend hours making Microsoft Sam say funny things, those were the good old days, aye?


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 06:50 PM

how do i get other voices besides microsoft sam?


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 07:16 PM

if you type in crotch it'll say crows nest!


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 07:17 PM

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here. Huge success.


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 07:18 PM

Annoying people is mah hobbie!


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 07:20 PM

This sucks. Vista has "Microsoft Anna." I nominate this as the worst feature of Vista ever.


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 07:23 PM

LMAO!!! i never even bothered...


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 07:25 PM

At 11/21/07 05:41 PM, OmegaSpacePirate wrote: Put in many M's or many X's or W's or just about any letter, etc. etc.

This is his first post, but I think we see a BBS legend in the rising

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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 07:30 PM

At 11/21/07 06:50 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: how do i get other voices besides microsoft sam?

i wanna know too!


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Response to Fun with Microsoft Sam! Nov. 21st, 2007 @ 07:33 PM

Microsoft sam is a trapped soul inside your computer, because this is his personal hell, so he makes his voice sound extremely fucking annoying to bug you if you can't read.


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