I'll critisize you.
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This too will pass.
Memento mori
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I want to be criticized, but i don't think I've had very many good post the past few days.
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PM request from superstatguy
Irrational, off-topic movie references at every turn, and overly excitable, you've enphasized yourself one to many times. USING ALL CAPS WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS IS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........and truly reveals the amount of time you should be staying off the computer and going outside to make something of yourself. Really, paying homage to sellout movies and certain arctic flightless mammals should be frowned upon around here, yet sadly, it is not. Nurtured by the BBS since the day you first posted, you have been bred to the thing it resents the most.
PM request from King
What in the- HOW; WHY?! God damn, you've got some of the worst posting I've ever seen. One spam post after another, 1-3 minutes apart apiece, has the BBS wronged you? The punishment seems to be coming from something. Three posts....all one word.....all the same damn word, have you been sucking mod dick or something? It truly is terrible. Your reviews are even terrible, one after another, one line, 40 of them...Here's to you King! The man who hasn't improved since the day he signed up!
At 3/23/07 09:02 PM, AngryBanana wrote: Have fun.
Look at "thesovereign"'s rating, have a fucking good time, you people make me sick. No humor, no intelligence, just angry spam. The only thing that distinguishes you from the rest is that you have the worst reviews I have ever seen, 4 word, only 4 DAMN WORDS, what has motivated you to do this? You are the people I bash and crash whenever I feel like trolling, ignorant, arrogant, ugh, disgusting to some extent. Just leave damnit, I'm tired of the same old shit from 10 different users.
At 3/23/07 09:53 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: Mines. Thanx.
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Now I've got to wonder, why must you insist on signing your every single post with that parethese followed by a 2? If you want to make a trademark put it in your signature, they are there for a reason. Also (like so many older females attending this forum) you show an overly high amount of sympathy and feeling. Being understanding is (in this place and time) bad. You just don't fit in....the odd piece of the puzzle slightly bloated and showing it's age after being found under a couch. Sticking out can be good, but for the most part, is bad for said person not conforming to societie's mold.
Awesome post great job!
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My site is down... and it'll stay down until I do something about it... :3
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I like these topics,please criticize me. Come on I can take it.
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wth!? why are ppl posting here??
wait... whi am i posting here??
woa... paradox o_O
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At 3/23/07 09:55 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Give mine a shot, a sort of missed these threads.
You lack practicallity to all degrees, you're never serious, NEVER. Though that may not be bad in some cases 8,000 instances is where the line is drawn. Calm down, put away that fifth cup of coffee for once, and lay of the newgrounds. No one should be posting 40 messages a day, I even find 20 repungnant. This isn't life, this isn't the latest carnival ride, this is newgrounds, where a median is found and an outline is formed. Now as it may be enjoyable, currently half of the userbase wants to send you straight to Auschwitz.
At 3/23/07 11:41 PM, Kuro wrote: Have fun attempting to find faults in me.
I know this will be hard for you, considering what a perfect being I am.
Perfect being? I think you forgot to delibretely put a sarcasm tab on there. Your posts are mostly short simple thoughts, some are illthoughted arguement only equalling a couple of lines. The true horror is your poor imitations of newbies/noobs I qoute from only the first page: ITS CUZ U GOT A PC LOLZ U SHUD GET A MAC, FOR A BOI ID NEM HIM NARUTO ND FER A GRL ID NEM HER KAGOME. You're not making anyone laugh, it's just spam, and painfully obvious. Find someone else to annoy, for anything useful to come out of your posts is just too far-and-few between.
Awesome post great job!
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At 3/23/07 11:58 PM, SolusLunes wrote: Hi. How about that hate you so lovingly give?
Cheery? All the time. You should be doing something better with yourself if this happiness is welled up inside, such as venturing out into the front yard. Frolic in the daisies, sing along with the chirps of birds, and that sort of shit. Why have you ventured into such a lowly hellhole in the first place? You've got a job in the air force, take up some extra work, this is no place for the whimsical average joe, nor anything resembling it remotely.
At 3/24/07 01:08 AM, give-it-away-now wrote: Sweet, can you critisize me?
All one liner, poorly spellt, ill-conceived, your posts that is. Not much is to be expected from such a new person, under 75 posts, we all know you haven't made anything special of yourself. Low stats, as coupled with the sign up date, you are nothing outstanding, new, or exciting. It's been said time and time again, from one BBS user to another, since this place began, "This is no place for a noob." Such truer words have never been said. Cast aside the short lived phase of which illedgible garb is sputtered from your keyboard and find your niche here, but alas, that will take much time, as for now, please act less of a dumbass.
At 3/24/07 01:14 AM, Kryptoniks wrote: What about the nub over here!
What about you? I'll tell you, nothing! You contribute nothing to this site, no words of wisdom, intellectually inept in all your posts, and barely active. You signed up in 03 for christ's sake, what the hell have you been doing? If the BBS does not please you leave, don't stay at the halfway mark between disliking and despising. Your reviews generally amount to nothing aswell. Haven't you given leaving for good a thought? Stop coming for a day then leaving for a month, you will not get known here, your newbie workings will stay the same, and you will accomplish nothing.
At 3/24/07 04:14 PM, Craven-Dick wrote: Hey, Can you do me please crag?
Well shitty jokes aside, you're a decent user, too bad shitty jokes is what makes you a user. Ha-Ha-Ho-Ho-He-He, we get it, no one is amused except you.There isn't even a single person coming close to caring out there, just a solitary 16 year old click-clacking away on his computer. Really, stop the damn attempt to be funny, you are not, will not, will ever, be funny, even in a mild sense. In a matter of fact, I was in more of a scowl when looking at your posts then when I was rating them an before, this is no small acheivement, congratulations.
Awesome post great job!
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Criticize me. If you manage to actually offend me, I'lll send you 5 bucks via paypal. So bring it.
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At 4/4/07 12:27 AM, Crag wrote: PM request from superstatguy
Irrational, off-topic movie references at every turn, and overly excitable, you've enphasized yourself one to many times. USING ALL CAPS WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS IS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........and truly reveals the amount of time you should be staying off the computer and going outside to make something of yourself. Really, paying homage to sellout movies and certain arctic flightless mammals should be frowned upon around here, yet sadly, it is not. Nurtured by the BBS since the day you first posted, you have been bred to the thing it resents the most.
1. When is there something on-topic on the Newgrounds BBS?
2. Sellout movies? What the hell are you talking about? And besides, are you deeming the movies sell-out because you feel they weren't "true" to the original thing they spawned from, or because you cry like a stupid bitch because the theater actually sold out?
3. What's so bad about penguins?
4. I was under the impression that EbaumsWorld was the thing the BBS resented the most. If not, then what does it resent?
Frankly, your attempt to criticise is both weak and without merit; I believe that I even gave you the opportunity to grade me was a bad move, for only someone like BigBadRon or Maus have any true idea of what is good or bad on the BBS. Since I cannot take back my request, I will simply add this photo of a penguin taking a dump, because your attempts at reviewing users is a pile of s**t.
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Calls the faithful to their knees, to hear the softly spoken magic spells.......
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At 4/5/07 10:51 PM, superstatguy wrote: lots of stuff
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COUNTER-CRITICISM!!!
im tossing in a request of my own and im 95% sure that my name will be the majority of the bashing
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Go for it, Even though you're most likely ging to be backed up with requests for a while.
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O I wouldn't mind being critisized, my parents do it so why shouldn't a random person on the internet do it.
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Justget on with itso I can waste yo ass later!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
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