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Go for it.

I'd like you to criticize me if you're not too tired.

Hm...haven't been given a good beating lately. I guess I can let you do your worst on me...

Please, go ahead. I'm pretty aware of my faults, it would be interesting to see if you could hit what I'm thinking of..

wow that's all Crag? that suckded some dick if there ever was one. What kind of critic are you? I expected better you scumbag.

PM request from Leeko

Why in hell are you still here? You never even come on, it's like the lesser entity of Losperman. What have you made of yourself? Almost a year you've been here and it looks like the only thing in your agenda is depositing. If you are going to participate in this site, do so, if not, find another.

At 3/21/07 10:36 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: ok critisize me
just try to offend me
COME ON I DARE YOU!!!

I'm not here to offend, only improve. You should really dabble in other flash besides decline and pheonix wrong, along with liking other movies besides the mundane action box-office sellouts. We don't want the latest in MS paint workings by you, get a new program or stop participating in making so many pictures. You also re-use ones, what the hell? They were shitty to begin with but is a second helping neccesary?

At 3/21/07 10:38 PM, Xtesh wrote: Hmm, a chance to participate in a thread of this type in which I will probably be insulted? SIGN ME UP!

You seem to be posting in the same kinds of topics, I'm seeing about 4 different 300 topics you've posted in on the first two pages of posts alone. Before that it was catholism, and now, video games. The reviews are much too short, no helpful advice given at all, and don't interject, "put more stuff in it" is not helpful.

At 3/21/07 10:38 PM, k14pc wrote: Criticize me, you will.

I'm seeing no contributation to newgrounds here. Nothing interesting has been born of this user, not even mild. The useless things you've said add up, right now the number is 323. Stop desperately attempting to be funny, it is almost an impossibility until you have more experience on here. Find your slot to fill in this place and stay there, or atleast until the material ferments enough to be useful.

At 3/24/07 08:01 PM, Daniel-Courtney wrote: Crag....... Srsly?

Say, "I want a rating" You haven't asked for anything, what do you expect me to do?

At 3/24/07 07:59 PM, HoboPorn wrote: which reminds me I better get on my ratings.

I hope I don't fall that much behind.

At 3/24/07 09:39 PM, MattTheHeadBanger wrote: wow that's all Crag? that suckded some dick if there ever was one. What kind of critic are you? I expected better you scumbag.

The worse your criticism is, the less flaws you have, but two and two together.

Go for it, Craig. I'll be waiting.

At 3/24/07 08:26 PM, Starmanclock wrote: G

WUP! No, I'm sorry, that's all I've read of your post and I'm not going to rate you now. Maybe nextime you should directly ask me to rate you in a polite manner. Actually nevermind, just because of that, I'm never going to rate you or pay attention to you in the slightest ever again.

At 3/24/07 04:13 PM, Crag wrote:
Too bad imitations are never as good as the real thing.

What about mockitations?

Haven't you done this before?

It's like, it's my thing, dood.

Stop wasting your time and mine.

The time is mine to waste, shmookums.

At 3/21/07 10:30 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Critisize me

You must favor the sonic series alot, infact you're the only decent user aorund with hedgehog in your name, though since you are you get coupled with the other fanboys who couldn't tie their shoes I would think a change would be in order. Sadly the lockdown is over, and you're stuck.

As you see, Frank is a name a smart people will have (My name) And someguy with "hedgehog" in his username will make him look like a really stupid sonic fanboy, I'm a sonic fanboy when I joined Newgrounds, So I got that name, And when the lock down was coming I was thinking of changing my username, But I was known with that username and I'm in the furry fandom at the same time, So I just thought of sticking with it, I got the name I want on my alt anyway.

Don't post every five minutes, do't make them 10 words long, don't think we care about your pointless .gifs. All your reviews give a 8-10 score, with the exception of of one 7 and one 0 to an anti sonic flash. Almost all of them are not more then a line long, most of them don't contribute in any way to the flashmaker, and about 10% are blatent spam.

Thanks, I'll try to improve my posts and my review. You can flag the abusive one if you like.

criticize me u fat whore

You can critisize me...im perfect

At 3/24/07 11:53 PM, Crag wrote:

At 3/24/07 07:59 PM, HoboPorn wrote: which reminds me I better get on my ratings.

I hope I don't fall that much behind.

Oh trust me, ratings were funa t first...then omfg it sucked monkey nuts, it started getting to the point where there would be 2 pages+ a fucking day. it's so hard to keep up.

At 3/24/07 01:32 PM, milktoast wrote: You fucking suck. You skipped me, so fuck you and die in a hole, you cuntrag.

I KNOW I HAVE CRITISISABLE THINGS ABOUT ME, SO GET TO IT YOU FARTMONKEY RAPIST.

I'm not even on page three yet, currently trying to get all the PM requests out of the way.

God damn, Crag. How the hell can you critisise people when you don't even have the ability to type fast enough, you shitcake.
Nontheless, i'll wait my whole life if it takes me that long.
P.S consider this as a public PM.

Sure, give me a go.

At 3/21/07 10:36 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: ok critisize me
just try to offend me
COME ON I DARE YOU!!!

I'm not here to offend, only improve. You should really dabble in other flash besides decline and pheonix wrong, along with liking other movies besides the mundane action box-office sellouts. We don't want the latest in MS paint workings by you, get a new program or stop participating in making so many pictures. You also re-use ones, what the hell? They were shitty to begin with but is a second helping neccesary?

im too poot to afford flash.
some of my ms paint drawings seemed to be right in more than one situations
and i do dabble in other flashes. im just too lazy to actaully add it to my favorite flashes. same thing with my movie thing

I hope, I think I qualify :J
<3

does this mean i am unworthy?

If you feel like it, go ahead and do me.

Do me please.

oooo do me. o and btw do Maus too even though she didn't ask lol. If you already did her (i didn't read every page) then nevermind.

I forget if I asked... and I am too lazy to look... so I'm asking now. Please criticize me.

Do me.

Yeah, I know, there's nothing to criticise right?... Right?

Crag, Do you want to go out for dinner? or lunch or just some coffee?

If you've got the time and patience, please hit me with everything you've got.

I'd volunteer to help you out a bit, since I know this kind of thing can get tiresome, but I've gotten thoroughly bushed and bored out of my skull doing this kind of work after writing about 85-90 reviews myself, in a different topic.

PM request from Sidorio

Let me start this off by saying, YOU ACTUALLY LIKED SNAKES ON A PLANE?! A mini-heart attack just happened there, all good now. I have no idea what your favorite movie is, but I'm guessing it's equally as bad. Sometimes ( 1/3 ) it looks like you're out for a little post count +1 jaunt. Elaborate on the subject at hand.

Your B/P and whistle seem strange to me, every other stat is pretty high, you've got 180+ favorite movies, and 200+ reviews yet those both are at very low ranks. Also, get rid of that "<<GOOD>>, <<BAD>>," etc. in your reviews, it's annoying and gives it a generic feel.

At 3/22/07 10:37 AM, Shuko wrote: Lol. You misspelled "criticize." xD

I just know poeple will bep picking at me for that until this thread dies.

Feel free to criticize me to your heart's content. ;) I get it all the time. I'm immune. xD

You are overly happy and helpful, too much of a good thing I suppose. Also, stop with the text smilies >:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(, I've never seen another user use so many. If you want to be so helpul go to the Wi/Ht forum, general is a place for bitter bickering and emo bashing.

and on a sidenote, get up your B/P, it does not take that long....

At 3/22/07 10:43 AM, amplefied wrote: Sure! Talk dirty to me babeh!

Other then the occasional semi-spam post and the bronze whistle there is nothing wrong wtih this user.....at all.

DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR PERFECTION.

At 3/22/07 10:44 AM, milktoast wrote: Do me, as I have a lot to be critisized upon!
I am starting to be renound for flaming and ranting :D

I don't know you at all, ranting or not, but looking at your posts it seems you do have some half-assed rants, and the rest of your posts are terrible. Shut up, just really, shut up, you sicken me with how off-topic and spam filled 3/4 of your posts are. The other 1/4 are the rants you above mentioned which are meteokre at best. Too bad the only good stat in your profile is your posts, because honestly, I could do without them.

At 3/22/07 04:02 PM, GrapeberryClock wrote: me next please

A myspace advertisement takes up the entirely of your profile message? Pity. You have no B/P, no whistling visible, close to none depositing, and a little over 200 posts, yet you've been here for more then a year. The posts themselves are nothing special, some lingering spam, but mostly tolerable. I suggest doing something with yourself, instead of staying in obscurity for the entirely of your stay.

At 3/24/07 05:28 PM, TheRoyalEnglishman wrote: Wow, that was actually pretty decent criticism. I just expected insults.

Actual criticism is for the user, insults are for the public.

I suppose the reason I don't do shocking statements often is that they go wrong very easily.

Gamble a little, staying median isn't always the best thing to do.

I sometimes draw obscene MS Paint pictures though.

I'm betting they're better then the ones I crank out.

At 3/25/07 01:52 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh trust me, ratings were funa t first...then omfg it sucked monkey nuts, it started getting to the point where there would be 2 pages+ a fucking day. it's so hard to keep up.

Well yours were long and thought out, mine are just quick blurbs that I can make relatively fast. Atleast you got some help to keep the thread going. The main problem with this is that some really good people are coming here asking for a criticization when they have almost nothing to criticize. As you can see above, I can't make anything of some people.

At 3/25/07 02:00 AM, milktoast wrote: God damn, Crag. How the hell can you critisise people when you don't even have the ability to type fast enough, you shitcake.
Nontheless, i'll wait my whole life if it takes me that long.
P.S consider this as a public PM.

I was only a couple people away, wait your turn in line young man.

At 3/26/07 01:37 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: I forget if I asked... and I am too lazy to look... so I'm asking now. Please criticize me.

Errr, last page?

At 3/26/07 04:03 AM, Daniel-Courtney wrote: Crag, Do you want to go out for dinner? or lunch or just some coffee?

Is the coffee double brewed?

At 3/26/07 04:10 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: I'd volunteer to help you out a bit, since I know this kind of thing can get tiresome, but I've gotten thoroughly bushed and bored out of my skull doing this kind of work after writing about 85-90 reviews myself, in a different topic.

Give me a sampling and I'll consider it.

At 3/26/07 08:36 PM, Crag wrote:

Give me a sampling and I'll consider it.

*yoink*

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=57 7776&page=33

Check out any number of the pages after page 13-14 or so, and before page 35 or so.

lol nice topic

Hey umm, can you criticize me now? Please?

At 3/26/07 08:36 PM, Crag wrote: PM request from Sidorio

To be honest that was quite a dissapointing insult. My favourite films are insanely shit, that's why I like them so much.

Please, destroy my internet self-esteem.